You Named That Toy

Thanks to everyone who helped me figure out Prudence’s newest “toy.” I still can’t say with any certainty exactly what it is, but thanks to y’all, I can at least narrow it down:

It most likely is . . .”one of the little clippies that holds the pants onto the hanger”—submitted (first) by Jenn of Cabbages and Kings.

But it could also be . . .”a plumbers clip”—submitted by Babs – Beetle of Beetle’s Memories ‘n’ Ramblings.

It might sort of be . . . “a clip to hold in a car stereo”—submitted by Puglette of Puglette Ponders.

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In the “Creative Category,” we have the following submissions:

“alien bobsled”—Kelly from Aerten Art

“Barbie chastity belt”—Canucklehead

“penis brace”—Wayne John

“itty bitty picnic tablecloth holder-on-er”—chat blanc from Wit’s Bitch

“recliner chair from ‘The Incredible Shrinking Woman’ movie”—Natural from Thinking Out Loud

“the letter ‘J’—Jenny from I’m Having a Thought Here

“magic cat toy”—Regan

“kitty tongue depressor”—Tom from Chinese Zodiac Marriage Combinations

“bobsled or wreath hanger for the Who’s down in Whoville”—Brooke

“front tooth from a gangsta cat grill”—Jeff from View from the Cloud

“chastity belt for un-spayed cats”—Carol from A Book Inside

“sex swing hook”—Tiggy from Tiggyblog

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THE WINNERS ARE:

Jenn!

For guessing the clippie thing on a clothes hanger. Most of you agreed that this was the correct answer.

Canucklehead!

For coming up with a mind-boggling yet strangely arousing scenario involving Barbie and her “Overbearing Husband Ken” AND GI Joe with super-welding action.

Jenn and Canucklehead, please let me know your choice: 1,000 EC points or an I Do Things keychain (send me your addy if the latty—did anyone get that?)

As for Prudence? She’s still not talking.

There’s nary a chastity belt to be found on Humor-Blogs.

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22 Responses to “You Named That Toy”

  1. 1 Kathy

    Congrats Jenn and Canucklehead! My personal favorite is the Whoville one :)

    Now, Prudence. Dost thou sleep all day long? What will you do on Christmas if you are sleeping through it? You won’t get any kitty presents!

    Kathy’s last blog post..Do You Hate Me?

  2. 2 chat blanc

    hahaha! I love the creative answers. Congrats to Jenn! And a big thanks to Prudence. :)

    chat blanc’s last blog post..Holidays: the dark side

  3. 3 Babs - beetle

    *Stamps feet and cries* Oh I so wanted a keychain :O(

    Congratulations both! I have to concede for the majority I suppose ;O)

    Babs – beetle’s last blog post..Oh Carol! Thanks for the memories.

  4. 4 Regan

    I still think it’s a magic cat toy. Maybe one day Prudence will let you use it. You will choose your destination and…

    POOF!

    You’re there! Just make sure to take me with you. And Prudence and Gus, too. And also Lucky, Stinky, and Shadow. Aunt Kathy can come with her cats if she wants. And don’t forget Daisy and Harley. And my cats, too.

  5. 5 Singular Girl

    Clearly Prudence is wayyyyy too cute to hold a grudge against for long. Who can blame her for being so inventive and creating her own magic cat toys when she takes the cutest pictures ever!

  6. 6 Daisy the Curly Cat

    Hmmm. I might need some of those for all my clothings that I keep on hangers. Except I do not wear pants.

    Daisy the Curly Cat’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Harley Practices Smiling for the Camera

  7. 7 Stephanie Barr

    Congrats to the winners and all the creative answers.

    /Smacks head!

    I should have guessed something! Then I could have a keychain that my children would immediately steal and play with so I’d never get to…Never mind. I’m good.

    Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..Ask Alex (the master of hedonism) – Episode 1

  8. 8 Jeff

    What the?… You’re the one who’s supposed to be doing things SO WE DON’T HAVE TO! Remember?

    Read your blog title JD. Sheesh.

    Jeff’s last blog post..Holidays 2009

  9. 9 Wayne John

    Hahaha, nary a chastity belt. And yes, love the little ditty with latty….

    Congrats both of you, go for the keychain! :) That’s an adorable little kitty there.

    Wayne John’s last blog post..Santa Claus is Coming to Town

  10. 10 Puglette

    Hooray for the winners! Thank you for the honorable mention. Also, thanks for visiting my humble blog. It was nice to see your comment and to know you had not fallen into a marshmallow induced sugar coma.
    hugs,
    puglette
    :o)

    Puglette’s last blog post..Puggy Snuggling

  11. 11 American Bison

    Congrats goes out to the winners, way to go guys!

  12. 12 Natural

    whooo hoo for the winners, but are you sure. that’s not a recliner?

    addy if the laddy. got it. lol

    until the next contest!

    Natural’s last blog post..The Day of the Fight

  13. 13 JD

    Kathy: I like the Whoville one, too. I like ‘em all. As for sleepy Pru, the only time I can take a picture of her is when she’s in a kitty coma. When she’s awake, she’s a blur.

    chat blanc: Prudence appreciates your thanks! And all your creative guesses.

    Babs – beetle: Oh, Babs! I’m sorry! You were really close!

    Regan: That’s a lot of cats we’re going to have to wrangle into our magical “POOF” trip! We can’t forget Babs’ 3 cats: Sukie, Mitzi, and Livvie OR my brother’s cat Rudy. Or my friend Schmuckie’s cats Cloudy and Chame. And my mom’s cats Noel and Marjorie. So what are we up to, now? 27 cats?

    Singular Girl: Aw, that’s nice of you to say. She is quite inventive. Usually in the middle of the night.

    Daisy the Curly Cat: I’m not sure you would find these very useful, since you do not wear pants. However, you could always play with the clippie thing.

    Stephanie Barr: Should I just mail your kids a keychain next time?

    Jeff: See how sneaky I am? I got you guys to do the work for me. HA! I tricked you, so you don’t have to.

    Wayne John: Thank you. Prudence is positively purring with pleasure at all this attention. She is also a little disappointed that “penis brace” didn’t win.

    Puglette: Now that I’ve seen those adorable pix of your pugs, I’ll never be able to tear myself away from your blog!

    American Bison: Woo! Thanks for stopping by!

    Natural: Yay. At least 2 people got my “addy if the latty.” AND, no. I’m not sure it isn’t a recliner, but I had to go with my gut. And the majority. Until the next contest!

  14. 14 Canucklehead

    I am a winner! Haha!
    I’m for the keychain all the way!
    You may still have my address but I’ll shoot it to you right now through EC. You have the best contests!
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS & CHEERS!

    Canucklehead’s last blog post..Play Until You’ll Dino-SORE!

  15. 15 Jenn

    Ooh, nifty! Thank you!

    This would be my first ever time even remotely getting close to what one of the mystery objects might or might not be, even if this one maybe still really isn’t but (deep breath)… WOOT!

    I will take the Entrecard credits in that having that many credits at one time would make me feel like winning the Lottery only without actual money. I might just keep them in a pile under my mattress.

    Jenn’s last blog post..Brenda Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  16. 16 Jenny

    Congratulations, Jenn and Canucklehead! I still say it’s a J.

  17. 17 Regan

    I guess so. Anyone else have cats they’d like to bring?

    Oh, and my friend’s cat, Powder can come, too. And those cute kitties at the pet store.

  18. 18 Tiggy

    I am so glad it wasn’t a penis brace.

    Tiggy’s last blog post..Tiggy’s Shopping Bizarre – Kiddies’ X-Ray Terror Fun

  19. 19 JD

    Canucklehead: Congratulations! As I believe I once said: it’s no contest until Canucklehead shows up.

    Jenn: Congratulations! Yes, your “WOOT!” is well-deserved. Don’t spend those EC points all in one place, now.

    Jenny: I ain’t sayin’ it ain’t a J. In fact, it most certainly is a J. But . . . it’s something else.

    Regan: Oh, man. I forgot about the cute kittens at MY pet store. This is getting more and more complicated.

    Tiggy: Me too. I don’t even like to think about a penis that small. It just makes me sad.

  20. 20 aeron chair

    Great post. Thanks for sharing all this.

  21. 21 Persian Cat

    lol! I love these answers. People – you are all great!:)))
    My congratulations to Jenn! Also want to thank to Prudence. Are you planning to give us other thing for brain storming?:)

  22. 22 JD

    Persian Cat: Hey, thanks for stopping by! I’m sure Prudence (and her brother Gus) will have plenty more puzzles for us in the future, so please check back!


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