Comments on: I’m Throwing a Contest

By: JD

JD — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:21:04 +0000

Tiggy: Hmmm. I'll have to consult the rule book. This may take a while . . . Bingo: Aw, it's never too late! Well, maybe it is. Thanks for being such a good sport! Jay: BWAH! A "stunned fish." That's a good one. Um . . . quite entertaining! Thanks for playing! Jen: Yes! Use a reader! You miss out on so much otherwise. Like the chance to scream "FIRST!!!" when you have the first comment.

By: Jen

Jen — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:46:59 +0000

I got here too late. I have to start using a reader.
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Little of This and a Little of That =-.

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:49:03 +0000

I have a memory roughly equivalent to that of a stunned fish, so I’m going to have to wing it here, since I don’t have time to search for the answers. Here goes!

1 It has to be ‘Sex’!

2 Um. Dead ones? Oooh, I know – flowers from someone’s grave?

3 $4.99, plus $49.99 delivery.

4 Surely, if there’s any justice, it must be ‘True’!

5 RSB stands for Residual Sardine Botox. Or maybe Really Sexy Bottom.

6 Well, I know darned well it wasn’t Johnny. He wouldn’t be so impolite as to interrupt anyone who was doing nude anything. So I’m guessing … um … Tom Cruise? Seems a likely candidate!

7 Fluffy and Schizo.

8 Two dollar bills and a half a banana.

9 Eddie Izzard

10 The one where her washing machine exploded and she found her green bra in next-door’s walnut tree, and her left cowboy boot in the oven? No?

Oh. Was it the one about ‘I faked a concussion so you don’t have to’?

There. Enjoy!

By: Bingo

Bingo — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:28:50 +0000

I think I saw this post too late. Good luck everyone!
.-= Bingo´s last blog ..Superstitions Chapter 6 – The Horseshoe =-.

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:48:59 +0000

I took the test and my answers are exactly the same as Maureen’s!

Umm… does that count as cheating?

.-= Tiggy´s last blog ..Kids Say the Funniest Things: Dear Santa =-.

By: JD

JD — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:43:23 +0000

ann: Laziness is a virtue here at I Do Things! Well, unless you want to win a contest. But this is a lame contest, so laze on with yo' bad self! (And thank you!) Katherine: Thanks for playing! And I gotchya on #4. Kathryn: Lateness is virtue here at I Do Things! Well, unless you want to win a contest. But this is . . . oh, wait, I already said that. Well, indeed, I', glad you DID bring your own Thai porn, because there's no more left here. I'm sorry you're the lastest one. Maybe not tho. But still. I understand your sadness. And when have I EVER played a mean ol' JD trick on y'all? Oh . . . yeah.

By: Kathryn

Kathryn — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:25:11 +0000

Well.

The lesson for me is that if you come late to the party, you’d better bring your own Thai porn.

Luckily, I keep my own supply in my trunk, under the pine needles and plastic lei I use as a bungee cord from last summer’s Luau.

I know I’m the lastest one, so I’m not even gonna play. (kicks sand with big toe…hands in pockets…frown-y lines on her otherwise-youthful face)

PS: For the record: When you said “See the space over on the right?” I looked to the FAR right…and even scrolled down….and thought it was a mean ‘ole-JD TRICK! Then, I realized it was RIGHT NEXT to the post.

Duh. Congrats to the winners!
.-= Kathryn´s last blog ..Overdrive =-.

By: Katherine

Katherine — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:26:14 +0000

OOps… I wrote your son but I meant your friends son for number 4

By: Katherine

Katherine — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:25:29 +0000

1 Sex
2 lilies
3 10.00
4 not sure but I think your sons porn name was Friar longwood
5??
6Kanye West
7 Prudence and Gus
8 not sure but I believe you had a few headaches
9 ???
10 I faked a concussion
Fun contest, Thanks JD!

By: ann

ann — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:16:40 +0000

Ok I admit I don’t know the answers and I’m too lazy to look them up…lol But I still love your blog
.-= ann´s last blog ..TGIF =-.