I’m Throwing a Contest

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WOOOOO!!!

It’s a contest!

And it has nothing to do with the holidays or homeless cats or raising money for victims of snow-shoveling-related injuries.

It has EVERYTHING to do with ME, JD!

All you have to do is answer the questions below. These questions will test your knowledge of all things JD. How well do you really know me? How thoroughly do you read this blog? Just how bored ARE you?

The prize is pretty fabulous. Two lucky winners will win free — FREE! — ad spots in my sidebar. See, over there? To your right? Where it says “Your Ad Here”? Yes, two lucky winners will have their 125 x 125 logos plopped into the top  and bottom slots for a whole month. FREE!

If you don’t have a logo, by god, I’ll make you one. FOR FREE!

If you don’t have a blog to advertise, don’t worry: you can still play! You just won’t win anything.

The first person to answer all questions correctly in a comment on this post will win the top slot. The second person to answer all questions correctly wins the bottom slot. If NO ONE guesses all the answers, I’ll shut down this blog in despair. Or make the questions easier. Or pick two people at random. Or answer the questions my own damn self and put MY ad in all THREE spots. That’ll show you.

OK, let’s play!

  1. Fill in the blank: I Played _________ Casino So You Don’t Have To.
  2. What kind of flowers did JD’s creepy neighbor give her?
  3. How much did JD shell out for those stupid Bumpits?
  4. True or False: In the recently reviewed film “Stud Hunters,” there is a character named Mr. Nibbles.
  5. What does “RSB” stand for?
  6. Which celebrity rudely interrupted JD’s “I Do Nude” debut?
  7. Quick! Name JD’s two cats.
  8. With what phrase did each of JD’s three “Can I Tap That” exchanges end?
  9. Ay, loca! Who is JD’s drag queen hero?
  10. What post did JD “read” at BlogHer?

Remember, you are playing for one month of FREE advertising on I Do Things. The stakes are high. Think carefully before submitting your answers.

I do not expect you to know the answers off the top of your head. Use the “Search I Do Things” box liberally.

And good luck!

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31 Responses to “I’m Throwing a Contest”

  1. 1 Grace

    I have no idea! Which doesn’t mean I’m not a great fan of yours and I do stop by every day even if there is no new post – the comments are entertainment in themselves. Of course I could just search through your blog for the answers, couldn’t I?
    .-= Grace´s last blog ..Sunday Serenade =-.

  2. 2 Heather Kephart

    I’m a BAD BAD fan! I don’t know any of those! I still love you, though. :)
    .-= Heather Kephart´s last blog ..Facebook Dislike Button =-.

  3. 3 Surfie

    1. SEX
    2. Lilies of the Valley
    3. $10
    4. False
    5. Rock Star Bulge
    6. Kanye West
    7. Pru and Gus
    8. I have a headache.
    9. Nina Flowers
    10. I Faked a Concussion So You Don’t Have To.
    .-= Surfie´s last blog ..Shouldn’t Peanut Brittle Contain Peanuts? =-.

  4. 4 Jaffer

    Well, I’ve nothing to advertise really – cause my blog is (indefinitely) shut for renovations.
    So therefore, I am going to play this with answers outta my head.

    1. Fill in the blank: I Played _________ Casino So You Don’t Have To.
    A. Sex

    2. What kind of flowers did JD’s creepy neighbor give her?
    A. Some sorta wilted plue pansies ?

    3. How much did JD shell out for those stupid Bumpits?
    A. About $4 – atleast that is what I think they are worth. Did they smell ?

    4. True or False: In the recently reviewed film “Stud Hunters,” there is a character named Mr. Nibbles.
    A. False

    5. What does “RSB” stand for?
    A. Rock Sex and Binge !

    6. Which celebrity rudely interrupted JD’s “I Do Nude” debut?
    A. Kanye West

    7. Quick! Name JD’s two cats.
    A. Gus & Pru

    8. With what phrase did each of JD’s three “Can I Tap That” exchanges end?
    A. Tap what ?

    9. Ay, loca! Who is JD’s drag queen hero?
    A. Sunshine ?

    10. What post did JD “read” at BlogHer?
    Oh that post about your medical thingy… some thingy you did so we didn’t have you and you got in trouble cause you faked it…

  5. 5 Jacki Schklar

    1 sex
    2 lilies of the valley
    3 10
    4 no
    5 rock star bulge… See More
    6 Kanye
    7Gus, Mary Jane
    8 I have a headache
    9 NINA FLOWERS
    10 “I Faked a Concussion So You Don’t Have To”

    I put this on facebook..hopefully not too late here…

  6. 6 Buggys

    1. Sex
    2. Lilies of the Valley
    3. $10
    4. I don’t think so
    5. Rock Star Bulge
    6. Kanye West
    7. Gus & Pru
    8. I have a headache
    9. Aye loco! Nina Flowers
    10. I faked a concussion so you don’t have to
    .-= Buggys´s last blog ..Hanukkah Wishes =-.

  7. 7 Stephanie Barr

    I’m not going to check. If I get it, I get it. And I’m not looking at the other answers.

    1. Sex
    2. Easter lilies
    3. 19.99 +S&H (Guessing)
    4. God, I hope not
    5. I cannot do acronyms. I’m acronym-challenged (If I learn any more, I’ll lose another one without any control of which one. I might lose NASA!)
    6. Some dude with white hair (I’m just as bad as names except I JUST DON’T REMEMBER THEM AT ALL. What was your name again?)
    7. Pru and Gus (except cats)
    8. Is that another acronym? TTFN? (You’re so hard on the acronym-challenged. Can I get something for having a disability?)
    9. Ru Paul
    10. I Faked a Concussion So You Don’t Have To?
    .-= Stephanie Barr´s last blog ..For Jeff King: The Limits of Time and Space =-.

  8. 8 Lola

    1. Sex.
    2. Lilies Of The Valley.
    3. $10.
    4. False.
    5. Rock Star Bulge.
    6. Kanye West.
    7. Gus and Pru.
    8. I have a headache.
    9. Nina Flowers.
    10. I faked a concussion so you don’t have to.
    .-= Lola´s last blog ..Children’s Christmas List =-.

  9. 9 Adele

    1. sex
    2. lilies of the valley
    3. $10
    4. True
    5. rock star bulge
    6. Kanye West
    7. Gus & Prudence
    8. tap what?
    9. RuPaul
    10. I faked a concussion so you don’t have to

  10. 10 moooooog35

    1. a
    2. c
    3. all of the above
    4. a
    5. a
    6. b
    7. d (HA! trick question FAIL!)
    8. b
    9. c
    10. n/a

    Can’t wait to see the results!
    .-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Sex, Poop and Pirate Vampires – just another Thanksgiving weekend =-.

  11. 11 JD

    Grace: Yes, you COULD search through the blog. In fact, that’s probably the only way to guess all the answers, unless you’re a stalker of some kind!

    Heather Kephart: Oh, you’re not a “BAD BAD” fan! You’re just a “bad” fan. You know, in the Michael Jackson meaning of the word.

    Surfie: Thanks for playing!

    Jaffer: Thanks for playing!

    Jacki Schklar: Thanks for playing!

    Buggys: Thanks for playing!

    Stephanie Barr: Thanks for playing — and for doing it “your” way!

    Lola: Thanks for playing!

    Adele: Thanks for playing!

    moooooo35: Er . . . thanks for playing?

  12. 12 v

    Fill in the blank: I Played _________ Casino So You Don’t Have To.
    Sex

    What kind of flowers did JD’s creepy neighbor give her?
    Pan something purple

    How much did JD shell out for those stupid Bumpits?
    DK – you paid?

    True or False: In the recently reviewed film “Stud Hunters,” there is a character named Mr. Nibbles.
    False

    What does “RSB” stand for?
    Really small bulge?

    Which celebrity rudely interrupted JD’s “I Do Nude” debut?
    Kanye

    Quick! Name JD’s two cats.
    Pru and Gordon? Grace? Gary?

    With what phrase did each of JD’s three “Can I Tap That” exchanges end?
    Yes you can? of course daddy. can i hit that?

    Ay, loca! Who is JD’s drag queen hero?
    Ru paul

    What post did JD “read” at BlogHer?
    I faked it. Okay I faked a concussion

  13. 13 babs - beetle

    1. Hilarious sex
    2. It might as well have been ‘Deadly Night Shade’
    3. Too much
    4. I don’t know. I closed my eyes when reading it
    5. I can think of a few things
    6. Some American dude
    7. Gru and Puss
    8. I’m thirsty?
    9. Oh Dave, I wouldn’t have guessed!
    10. Not the one I wanted her to
    .-= babs – beetle´s last blog ..You get the bad news first! =-.

  14. 14 babs - beetle

    P.S. Not that I wouldn’t love to be on your sidebar, but I have a terrible memory :)
    .-= babs – beetle´s last blog ..You get the bad news first! =-.

  15. 15 Anne

    Since I have to believe that two of the extremely dedicated people above have won, I am not going to take the time to track down all of this. Sorry, call me lazy, but a cup of homemade hot chocolate is calling my name.

  16. 16 Maureen

    Well I fear I am too late, but will try anyway:

    1. Sex
    2. Lily of the valley
    3. $10
    4. False
    5. Rock Star Bulge
    6. Kanye West
    7. Prudence and Gus
    8. I have a headache
    9. Nina Flowers
    10. I Faked a Concussion So You Don’t Have To

    Ha!
    .-= Maureen´s last blog ..Cookie-Toons =-.

  17. 17 erin

    What a great idea!

    Here are my answers even though i think others have already won.

    sex (i don’t think i’ll be playing this)
    lily of the valley (i have tons of these in my yard and love them!)
    $10 (way too much)
    false (better than Mr. Chomps)
    rock star bulge (heh)
    kanye west (not cool)
    gus and prudence (pru)
    i have a headache (good excuse)
    nina flowers (fierce!)
    i faked a concussion (bad JD!)
    .-= erin´s last blog ..More Gift Ideas For Thirty-Somethings =-.

  18. 18 Puglette

    hi there! stop by, i have my own computer dropping story today.
    hugs,
    puglette
    :o)

    oh…and i’m not entering the contest. i know most of the answers but i am happy with my two or three readers.
    ;o)
    .-= Puglette´s last blog ..Another True Tale =-.

  19. 19 Pricilla

    This old goat just doesn’t play well with others. Or is that udders.
    Plus my hooves don’t let me search too well.

    I will just celebrate with the winners no matter who they are.
    .-= Pricilla´s last blog ..Goatucation – The Buck LIVES Here =-.

  20. 20 Stephanie Barr

    You want to know what’s weird? When I read the title, I thought you were “throwing” a contest, as in faking a loss so someone else could win.

    Know what else? I just realized, as I finished my novel, that the single cat in my new novel shares a name with your cat (Gus).
    .-= Stephanie Barr´s last blog ..For Jeff King: The Limits of Time and Space =-.

  21. 21 JD

    v: Thanks for playing!

    babs – beetle: Thanks for playing! ;)

    Anne: That homemade hot chocolate sounds amazing (Everyone! She has a recipe on her site, and it’s really easy!) And, no, I won’t call you lazy. But you never kno-o-o-o-ow!

    Maureen: Thanks for playing!

    erin: Thanks for playing!

    Puglette: You’re so sweet. OK, I’m on my way!

    Pricilla: I’m sorry! I didn’t make this contest very goat-friendly, did I? Next time.

    Stephanie Barr: HA! I honestly did not intend for the title to have that meaning. I was thinking in terms of “throwing a party.” Attention: This contest has not been “thrown”! Oops! You may have given away an answer . . . or maybe not!

  22. 22 ann

    Ok I admit I don’t know the answers and I’m too lazy to look them up…lol But I still love your blog :)
    .-= ann´s last blog ..TGIF =-.

  23. 23 Katherine

    1 Sex
    2 lilies
    3 10.00
    4 not sure but I think your sons porn name was Friar longwood
    5??
    6Kanye West
    7 Prudence and Gus
    8 not sure but I believe you had a few headaches
    9 ???
    10 I faked a concussion
    Fun contest, Thanks JD!

  24. 24 Katherine

    OOps… I wrote your son but I meant your friends son for number 4

  25. 25 Kathryn

    Well.

    The lesson for me is that if you come late to the party, you’d better bring your own Thai porn.

    Luckily, I keep my own supply in my trunk, under the pine needles and plastic lei I use as a bungee cord from last summer’s Luau.

    I know I’m the lastest one, so I’m not even gonna play. (kicks sand with big toe…hands in pockets…frown-y lines on her otherwise-youthful face)

    PS: For the record: When you said “See the space over on the right?” I looked to the FAR right…and even scrolled down….and thought it was a mean ‘ole-JD TRICK! Then, I realized it was RIGHT NEXT to the post.

    Duh. Congrats to the winners!
    .-= Kathryn´s last blog ..Overdrive =-.

  26. 26 JD

    ann: Laziness is a virtue here at I Do Things! Well, unless you want to win a contest. But this is a lame contest, so laze on with yo’ bad self! (And thank you!)

    Katherine: Thanks for playing! And I gotchya on #4.

    Kathryn: Lateness is virtue here at I Do Things! Well, unless you want to win a contest. But this is . . . oh, wait, I already said that. Well, indeed, I’, glad you DID bring your own Thai porn, because there’s no more left here. I’m sorry you’re the lastest one. Maybe not tho. But still. I understand your sadness. And when have I EVER played a mean ol’ JD trick on y’all? Oh . . . yeah.

  27. 27 Tiggy

    I took the test and my answers are exactly the same as Maureen’s!

    Umm… does that count as cheating?

    ;)
    .-= Tiggy´s last blog ..Kids Say the Funniest Things: Dear Santa =-.

  28. 28 Bingo

    I think I saw this post too late. Good luck everyone!
    .-= Bingo´s last blog ..Superstitions Chapter 6 – The Horseshoe =-.

  29. 29 Jay

    I have a memory roughly equivalent to that of a stunned fish, so I’m going to have to wing it here, since I don’t have time to search for the answers. Here goes!

    1 It has to be ‘Sex’!

    2 Um. Dead ones? Oooh, I know – flowers from someone’s grave?

    3 $4.99, plus $49.99 delivery.

    4 Surely, if there’s any justice, it must be ‘True’!

    5 RSB stands for Residual Sardine Botox. Or maybe Really Sexy Bottom.

    6 Well, I know darned well it wasn’t Johnny. He wouldn’t be so impolite as to interrupt anyone who was doing nude anything. So I’m guessing … um … Tom Cruise? Seems a likely candidate!

    7 Fluffy and Schizo.

    8 Two dollar bills and a half a banana.

    9 Eddie Izzard

    10 The one where her washing machine exploded and she found her green bra in next-door’s walnut tree, and her left cowboy boot in the oven? No?

    Oh. Was it the one about ‘I faked a concussion so you don’t have to’?

    There. Enjoy! ;)

  30. 30 Jen

    I got here too late. I have to start using a reader.
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..Little of This and a Little of That =-.

  31. 31 JD

    Tiggy: Hmmm. I’ll have to consult the rule book. This may take a while . . .

    Bingo: Aw, it’s never too late! Well, maybe it is. Thanks for being such a good sport!

    Jay: BWAH! A “stunned fish.” That’s a good one. Um . . . quite entertaining! Thanks for playing!

    Jen: Yes! Use a reader! You miss out on so much otherwise. Like the chance to scream “FIRST!!!” when you have the first comment.


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