I’m Still Rewarding Vocab Skillzzzz
Published by JD March 6th, 2008 in I Give and Receive.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A big thank you to the two entrants who were brave enough and smart enough and silly enough to participate in my fabulous vocabulary contest:
But there’s still one prize left. And since the previous list of vocab words was obviously too annoying for all but two of you (hey, I had to look them up, too, ya know), here is a revised list:
underpants
Vicodin
nude
Use each of these three words in one sentence. That’s it! It doesn’t even have to be correct, as long as it sounds good. Canucklehead and Kathy will select the most creative entry to win the remaining prize.
And just what is the prize for which you are competing? Well, I know many of you were disappointed to learn that the prize would not be ganja (Jeff), but take a gander at this:
No, the prize isn’t Gus, you sillies! You’re competing for a fabulous, authentic Jamaican keychain, featuring a “hilarious” native saying, such as “No Problem,” “Ya Man,” and . . . um, “Jamaica”! Now, Canucklehead and Kathy have already won one of these one-of-a-kind treasures, but there’s still one left for whomever can write a creative sentence using the above words.
What are you waiting for?
If you have sensitivity in your nether regions, try taking Vicodin so you no longer feel the pain of wearing underpants and don’t have to go out in public nude anymore.
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dcr: Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain! Awesome entry! (I love the phrase “nether regions”!)
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I need to know what search you use that brings up my blog when I didn’t tell you I was listing you. LOL You are the second person. Maybe it’s blog ettiquite (sp?) to let the person know if I put their link on my blog????
Ok so, I can’t beat the sentence that dcr wrote! That’s a great one! lol
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Hi, Lori, and welcome!
You put a link to my site on your site, which resulted in a “pingback.” Any time anyone links to me, the link shows up in the administrative part of my site.
I think it’s just common courtesy to throw a “thank you” to whomever puts up a link to my site. You already displayed great taste and manners in putting up the link in the first place!
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Well, I’m glad I found you in my search for blog fodder. hehe And I know enough not to take credit for something that isn’t mine.
Hopefully you get a few more ‘readers/commenters’ from the link.
HUGS
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You’re nude if you’re on vicodin, even if you are wearing your underpants.
Ugh, that was lame…..
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windyridge: Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain! Not lame at all. In fact, it’s kind of Zen. I often feel that I am nude when I’m on Vicodin, so this is very appropriate.
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Ummm, yeah… I found Vicodin in my nude underpants.
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“What are these?” Little Stevie asked. “Oh, just grannies underpants” Little Stevie was scarred for life.
Little Stevie looked at the white(?) pills. Were they tic tacs? Candy? He decided to try them against all warnings from his mommy.
Little Stevie got undressed for his shower. Then he got dared to run around outside nude.
I hope you like my sentences! I’m think Vicodin are white… Because in House, House takes Vicodin… And I hope it’s okay they were more than one sentence.
Eek! I forgot to add on of the words…
Little Stevie looksed at the white pills. Were they tic tacs? Candy? He decided to try them even though he was warned they were Vicodin.
Corinna: Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain! And, hee! I hate finding Vicodin in my underpants—be they nude or regular. I always wonder—is it still good to take?
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Regan: Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain! Excellent sentences. I’m a little disturbed you seem to know so much about Vicodin, but since you’re learning from “House,” that’s probably OK. (And you’re right—they are white!) Poor Little Stevie leads a pretty traumatized life!
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Just for fun:
The legendary Vegas showman, Vic Odin was hurriedly preparing for his show, which was starting momentarily.
He scrambled around his dressing room searching for his trademark sunglasses, which frankly he felt nude without.
He finally found them with mere moments to spare. Can you guess where? That’s right - under pants.
Cheers!
As I stood by the pool nude and dripping wet from the latest way I could think of to get my mind right, the door bell rang. As the maid ushered him in, I grabed my lacy underpants and welcomed the new delivery boy with the reward of myself and some of the Vicodin his very thoughtful employer had sent my way.
Canucklehead: Huzzah!…wait a second, you already entered! It doesn’t matter. Your entry is too hilarious to ignore. You’ll be getting a little something extra with your fabulous Jamaican keychain.
I”ve heard many stories about Vic Odin’s legendary Vegas act. He was quite a showman.
Carol: Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain! Wow! I hope this is part one of a serial you’re writing and will be posting here on my blog. I must know what happens next!
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