Comments on: I’m Getting Death Threats

By: JD

JD — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:44:18 +0000

mike: Yup, I’m still here. But for how long? Maybe the assassin/cult group takes a break for the holidays? Keep posted . . .

By: mike

mike — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:06:36 +0000

Wow. Well, glad to see you’re still with us. I’m thinking that this secret cult probably partied too hard over the holidays and got too hungover for anymore stealthy assassin games.
.-= mike´s last blog ..Last Year’s Admirable Few =-.

By: JD

JD — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:56:47 +0000

Jenn of Many Cabbages: I don't know? I keep trying to think what it could've been. And yet: I'm still alive. Perhaps I'll get another e-mail? erin: HA! Your devotion is flattering. But I'm scared to reply. But I'm scared not to reply. Surely they won't kill me till after Xmas? Maureen: It's hard to be scared of a ninja made of sugar, but these days I'm not taking any chances. Happy Holidays to you! dcr: You're scaring me and making me laugh at the same time. You know, some of those "I Do Things" ideas are possibilities for 2010. If I'm still here. Chris@TheSnackHound: What bugs me is that there's no request for money OR my bank account number. They're serious! Now what's all this about an oil field? aberjoe: Bookmarked? Oh, thank you. Nope, you don't have to do a thing now. Just wait patiently for my replacement.

By: aberjoe

aberjoe — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:28:34 +0000

I’d hate to lose you now JD, I love having you do stuff so I don’t have to, heck I’ve even bookmarked your blog so I don’t even have to type it in. It looks like you’re getting some good advice, so I guess I don’t even have to do that, good luck.

By: Chris@TheSnackHound

Chris@TheSnackHound — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:52:14 +0000

What about the lady that emails you to say that it is so important that you contact her because she has cosmic information that you are going to come into money, but you need to contact her to find what the stars have to say about how you should go about getting it.

Oh, and don’t feel bad about having assassins after you. I already got the email addressed to “internet user” saying that I am your last known heir and if I give up my bank account number, I will inherit an oil field.

By: dcr

dcr — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:30:51 +0000

I think we’re figuring it out…

You crippled that old lady.

She made some calls to her friends in Poland.

They had a meeting, and decided to hire a gang in America to carry out their plan.

That gang, of course, was the infamous Sesame Street Gang. That is where Elmo enters the picture.

The guy who contacted you was Kermit the Frog, using servers hosted in Poland so as not to be suspected by his former associates.

You see, Kermit the Frog used to be associated with the Sesame Street Gang, but then he allied himself with the Muppets, who later joined Disney.

And Disney isn’t into assassinating people.

However, times are rough, so Kermit is looking for some extra cash. Thus, he wants you to buy the info from him so he can buy Miss Piggy something nice for Christmas.

Furthermore, the Sesame Street Gang also wants your blog. Just think about how they can expand their grip on children by cornering the “I Do Things” angle. “I Touch a Hot Stove So You Don’t Have to.” “I Jump Off a Roof Because My Brother Told Me I Could Fly with This Blanket So You Don’t Have to.” “I Eat Paste and Learn That It Tastes, Oops, Not too Bad, But, Um, So You Don’t Have to.”

So, I think we’ve put all the pieces together here. You better be careful. Elmo is everywhere.
.-= dcr´s last blog ..Could We Have Some Balance? =-.

By: Maureen

Maureen — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:25:08 +0000

Oh oh… looks like my Cookie Deadly Forest Ninja is on the loose. First Jeff’s tree, now you.

Better be on the lookout for sparkly green sugar crumbs.

Happy Holidays JD!!!!!

By: erin

erin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:03:21 +0000

Nooooo!! Not our beloved JD! You MUST comply with them immediately!
.-= erin´s last blog ..Tasty Holiday Treats: Church Windows =-.

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By: Jenn of Many Cabbages

Jenn of Many Cabbages — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:30:10 +0000

My gosh– WHY? WHY? WHY, JD? Did you do one thing so someone didn’t have to and they didn’t want it done?

It’s always the good ones, I tell you, that get the raw deal!

Sniff.

Sob.
.-= Jenn of Many Cabbages´s last blog ..Doctor Who Versus the Daleks Verus the Dickens Christmas Village =-.