Comments on: I Watched Alligator

By: JD

JD — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:00:20 +0000

HA! Kathy, I didn’t see that on imdb, and I love checking for those plot keywords. Yes, I’m afraid you just ruined the entire movie for thousands of readers who would never have guessed there could be a “severed arm” in a movie about a killer alligator!

You think this was giving of me? You don’t even know about the movies I’ve watched (so you don’t have to) with such plot keywords as:

circular saw
decapitation
dismemberment
ebola virus
killer clown
nail through hand
person on fire

Now aren’t you grateful?!!

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:20:42 +0000

JD, what I love about the entry in IMDB.com for this movie is that it’s classified as Horror and SciFi and COMEDY! And one of the plot keywords is “severed arm.” Oops. Did I just give something away?

Good God. I can’t believe you watched this, but I’m glad you did, because now I don’t have to. You just keep on giving…..

By: JD

JD — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:43:59 +0000

Blame, control, it doesn’t matter. The picture exists and can be used at any time.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:43:30 +0000

I blame my mother for the bowl haircut. I had no control.

By: JD

JD — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:50:15 +0000

Well, stress no more! Let’s see…instead of an alligator, maybe your protagonist flushes a baby…LIZARD down the toilet. But instead of growth hormones, the lizard eats…BOTOX residue. So instead of growing to a huge size, the lizard is…REALLY SMOOTH!

I don’t know why writers stress over coming up with ideas.

(Hey, seriously! Good luck with NaNoWriMo. That’s quite a challenge!)

By: cardiogirl

cardiogirl — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:38:24 +0000

Is this for real? You are seriously telling me there is a plot, nay, a movie about an alligator gone awry.

Okay, I have been stressing about coming up with a plot and characters for NaNoWriMo and this stuff is out there making money? I guess I can stop worrying.

By: JD

JD — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:50:43 +0000

Jackington: It’s kind of a burning itch, relieved only by writing something embarrassing about yourself and putting it on the Web for all to see. As far as I’m concerned, your name should be emblazoned on the Internet.

As for the salad bowls, I can always reach farther back in history for a different photo. I seem to remember a certain bowl haircut…X-mas 1990s…?

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:22:00 +0000

Oh, and I also wanted to mention that I looked through your “I take pix” and was unimpressed with a picture of me holding salad bowls.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:09:24 +0000

I’m starting to feel the itch of celebrity (or is it a burn?)! Thanks for the Elton refrence… AND MY NAME! It’s exciting to see my name on the internet.