Comments on: I Wash Myself with a Rag on a Stick

By: JD

JD — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:19:06 +0000

Jac: I’m sorry to say it was a REGULAR commercial on PRIME TIME TV. You know I’m in bed by 8.

By: Jac

Jac — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:29:37 +0000

There seems to be endless possibilities for flaws here. $40 Value, ours for only $19.99, who can pass up a deal like that!?

Was this an infomercial on late night tv, or was this a wonderful late night internet find?

By: JD

JD — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:51:35 +0000

The Mother: Right, “stick” doesn’t really connote “cleanliness” in my worldview.

Christy: HA! Ssshh! Don’t give them any ideas. Before you know it, we’ll all be seeing pop-up ads for “Clean Your Butt!” seminars. Thank you for the award!!!

Margaret (Nanny Goats): Ow, you’re right. Especially a spicy gherkin. No, what you want, ideally, is a nice, mild bread and butter pickle. Gentle AND delicious.

By: Margaret (Nanny Goats)

Margaret (Nanny Goats) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:08:03 +0000

The problem is, I can't get the thought of wiping myself with a pickle on a stick out of my mind. It just seems like it might occasionally sting or something. Margaret (Nanny Goats)’s last blog post..How To Create Your Twitter Handle in Two Easy Steps

By: Christy

Christy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:37:55 +0000

Good LORD. Are we really so pathetic now that we cannot even wipe ourselves without some sort of gadget? I can understand for those with “physical limitations”, but good gravy. And, yeah, if you’ve passed beyond your toddler years and you still don’t know the proper way to wipe? I think perhaps a CLASS would serve you better than a freaking STICK.
BTW – I gave you a blog award over on mine:
http://www.motherhood-unscripted.com/?p=1837

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By: The Mother

The Mother — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:49:12 +0000

If I have to go find a stick, I'll probably never get clean. I always thought it was rather convenient that there was a little roll everywhere I went. The Mother’s last blog post..The One True God v. The Goddess (NefHxMotherhood)

By: JD

JD — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:44:58 +0000

Baron von Rochester: I do too. Seriously. We're supposed to be so obsessed with cleanliness compared to Europeans (so the story goes). I remember my first encounter with a bidet in Paris. I came home drunk and broke it. You could swivel it around for some reason, and I swung it so hard it broke thru the glass door. Perhaps I should save this for a blog post. Florida Girl In Sydney: It's really up to Kathy from The Junk Drawer, who created it. Of course I would expect at least a 50% cut. It's my head after all. Musingwoman: Well put! Lola: HAHAHA! No, I haven't seen that! Every now and then our cats scoot. So gross. Of course, they WASH so they shouldn't need to wipe, but that's gross too. As for chocolate-covered bacon on a stick: EW! I love my chocolate and I love my bacon, but I prefer them to stay on opposite sides of the plate. Now bacon on a stick would be good. Deep-fried bacon on a stick? I think I'm on to something here. janine: Thank you! I would love to hear about this apparition. Did you blog about it? I've never been compared to the Virgin Mary before, but of course your dream could have featured a real whacked-out version. Jenn Thorson: Those sound heavenly. They would be worth a heart attack on a stick, I think. Thermal Labels: Yeah, I don't get that either. Where you're holding it is the right side. The part you wiped with is the wrong side. I think they're trying to sell us a bill of goods.

By: Thermal Labels

Thermal Labels — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:27:37 +0000

That’s pretty funny but some people probably need it due to physical limitations. I think they’re just trying to make it sound like it’s more than that, like it’s a cleaner way to wipe in the first place. But really it’s just for those who can’t reach. I don’t even know how it’s possible to hold TP on the wrong side. Wouldn’t the wrong side then become the right side? =]

By: Jenn Thorson

Jenn Thorson — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:03:32 +0000

Here in the Burgh at the arts festival, we have the calorificus "Deep Fried Cheesecake on a Stick." We also have Deep Fried Oreos on a Stick. These are followed by coronary resussitation on a stick. Jenn Thorson’s last blog post..Who You Gonna Call? Dustbusters!

By: janine

janine — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:48:17 +0000

This is the funniest thing I've seen. I LOVE your head on a stick. You look a little like an apparition of the Virgin Mary I saw once. No, really I did. janine’s last blog post..Yesterday, We Almost Went to the Gay Pride Parade, But Then We Didn't.