Who else likes David Letterman?
Who else watched his show a lot in the 1980s, during the Larry “Bud” Melman and Stupid Pet Tricks heyday?
Who else thought it might be fun to try to get on the show?
Who else wrote him a letter and sent a series of dumbass photos to achieve this goal?
Who else formed a pyramid with college roommates, thinking this “cool” pose would win them a spot on their favorite late-night show?
Who else bent a matchstick around their front teeth to re-create Letterman’s famous gap-toothed smile?
Who else piled on layer after layer of dumbass “Hoosier-wear” in honor of Dave’s birthplace?
Who else cleverly made “Late Night Beer” labels and glued them to beer bottles?
Who else apparently had nothing better to do with their time?
Who else is a dumbass Hoosier?
(I’m not a Hoosier, but I played one in college. I was a real dumbass, tho.)