OH MAH GAW!!!
Will you please drop what you’re doing and just take a look at the teeny tiny ten-year-old JD?
So cute! So young! So innocent!
She’s, all, doing the Princess Di side-glance before even Princess Di was doing it!
I’m surprised I managed to hang on to my virginity until age 14, ‘cuz I was just that cute in my zipper turtleneck and Herbal Essence’d hair.
I doubt I could fit into that stylin’ turtleneck today, but if I could, man, I would wear the hell out of it. Perhaps with a jaunty stickpin and a plaid skirt with fringe.
Forget Gossip Girl and 90210! Here’s JD bringing back the oversized turtleneck! Perfect for hiding wrinkles and/or goiters!
And I’d kill to wear my hair like that today. Don’t you think it would look very cute and stylish? I’m serious! Back then, my face was not so round and moon-like and didn’t require the bouffant-like tidal wave effect I now sport. Having hair plastered to my head like this today would make me look like a sad, fat-faced emo boy.
Why don’t I have that gap between my two front teeth anymore? I like that gap. It gives a face character. And speaking of character, how about that honker?
Luckily, I grew up blissfully unaware that I had a huge schnozz. It wasn’t until I was around 17 that my mom, looking at my current school picture, said, “I’m glad your face finally grew into your nose.”
Well, I hope you enjoyed this post about nothing more than some old photo I found!