I Throw Kisses

Come on, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me

hershey's kiss stamp

There’s been a lot of hatred around these parts lately, so I thought we should all switch our emotional gears.

To love.

Specifically, to the love of chocolate. For there be no greater love than that between a stomach and chocolate. Except it’s not really mutual. But that hardly matters, with a love this powerful.

This is a love so strong that even the act of unwrapping countless individual pieces will not discourage the chocolate lover from her prize. She will unwrap until her fingers bleed and she is surrounded by a mountain of crumpled foil paper.

Yes, I speak of the Hershey’s Kiss.

Is there a more perfect expression of chocolatey love than this sweetly wrapped little morsel?


O! The whispery paper plume. O! the poor wrapping job. O! The suggestive nipple shape.

This is a love story.

And, like all love stories, it begins with violence.

When Dave got up the other day, he came into my office holding a Hershey’s Kiss.

“Did you throw this at me last night?”


I assured him I didn’t.

“Well, how did it get in the bed?”

You see, I had been eating Hershey’s Kisses in bed the night before. Not IN bed, as in lying under the covers in my pj’s, but just lounging atop the covers, looking at porn, and chomping away. But I didn’t want Dave to know of my sordid habits.

“Oh, I put it on your pillow as part of your turn-down service.”

This was a stupid explanation because when Dave comes to bed the room is dark. If I DID put a Kiss on his pillow, he would probably pierce his eardrum on it when he laid down.

“You’re a weirdo.”

I’m a weirdo? Me? Who’s asking who if who threw a Hershey’s Kiss at . . . who? Hmm? WHO? Or more specifically, WHOM? “Weirdo,” inDEED!

(This speech was taking place inside my head, by the way. It happens a lot. So if you ever see me with a strangely animated yet stupefied expression, it’s not gas. It’s . . . this kind of thing.)

Then I confessed to my eating spree.

A stray (WRAPPED!) Kiss must’ve gotten trapped under my butt at some point and gone unnoticed until later that night, when one of us rolled over and catapulted it through the air to land on Dave’s head.

It didn’t seem appropriate to eat it, seeing how it had been in our bed, possibly touching BODY PARTS and/or getting sweated upon. So it sat on top of the microwave.

Until I ate it. Because it was wrapped, after all.

And my love is strong.

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67 Responses to “I Throw Kisses”

  1. 1 Grace

    I’m Italian, my husband is not – so I do the throwing, no one throws any thing at me but if someone were to throw chocolate kisses then they should be the ultimate in kisses – Perugina Baci – now THAT’S a kiss and if you turn it sideways – it REALLY looks like a woman’s breast – ah, those Italians! Picture here
    .-= Grace´s last blog ..Questions and some answers =-.

  2. 2 babs - beetle

    I may get mad at that, though if it was a ‘Ferrera Roche’ I’d be licking my lips in anticipation of another missile.
    .-= babs – beetle´s last blog ..From us to you! =-.

  3. 3 Roschelle

    Love Hershey’s Kisses. Could never be upset with someone throwing one at me unless they didn’t have another one!
    .-= Roschelle´s last blog ..All I Wanted Was Kool-Aid…I Got Life Instead =-.

  4. 4 ann

    Heck throw as many as you want to at me. I’ll even be more appreciative if they are the cherry cordial ones. I love those.
    .-= ann´s last blog ..What to do =-.

  5. 5 absepa

    Ooh, I love Hershey’s Kisses! I wouldn’t mind if someone threw a whole bunch of them at me. Particularly if they were the dark chocolate kind.
    .-= absepa´s last blog ..Christmas in my corner =-.

  6. 6 Tracy

    You’re not supposed to be eating in the bedroom, missy! Dang and people think I’m grody for liking spam. Blech.

    They have too many flavors of Hershey’s kisses today. Makes me old and grouchy and coot-ish. In my day we had ONE variety of EACH kind of candy and we liked it. None of this limited edition this and special edition that.
    .-= Tracy´s last blog ..2010 Won’t be another sequel =-.

  7. 7 Lidian

    That was such a moving love story that I am going to have to go hunt down a stale spearmint starlight mint (I know, some lousy substitute, huh, but it’s the best I can do)!
    .-= Lidian´s last blog ..The Lizard of Awes v. Murgatroyd: Battle of the Plastic Lizards =-.

  8. 8 Margaret (Nanny Goats)

    I realize I’m risking being shunned, but I don’t like Hershey’s kisses. Or any solid chocolate for that matter. But I might be convinced to try some if someone was going to play porn. Remember that commercial:

    “You’ve got porn in my chocolate!”

    “You’ve got chocolate in my porn!”
    .-= Margaret (Nanny Goats)´s last blog ..Goat Thing of the Day: Goat Beer =-.

  9. 9 dcr

    “This was a stupid explanation because when Dave comes to bed the room is dark. If I DID put a Kiss on his pillow, he would probably pierce his eardrum on it when he laid down.”

    Would never have happened, and I’ll tell you why…

    Because your kiss is what he’d miss, when he turned out the light…

    .-= dcr´s last blog ..Milestone Goals and Digressions =-.

  10. 10 Stephanie Barr

    My not quite two-year-old just learned to throw kisses.

    Sweeter even than the chocolate kind, they are. Precious!
    .-= Stephanie Barr´s last blog ..For Aron: Increasing Efficiency =-.

  11. 11 Noelle

    I wouldn’t get mad unless it turned out to be one of the weird flavored kisses. I like the good old fashioned kind only.
    .-= Noelle´s last blog ..2010 =-.

  12. 12 Maureen

    THROW chocolate????

    Oh the waste! Never, never, never!

    And I am so glad to hear the Kiss was still wrapped. Urk.
    .-= Maureen´s last blog ..Marathon (Wo)Man =-.

  13. 13 mrsblogalot

    You mean your not supposed to throw it?
    .-= mrsblogalot´s last blog ..January – The World’s Biggest Monday =-.

  14. 14 Daisy's mom

    We spent a weekend at the Hershey hotel a few years ago. When you check in, they give you a giant chocolate bar and there were chocolate scented soaps! If you take the bus tour, at every stop they pass around different chocolate kisses. I must admit that I prefer Dove chocolates… with a big glass of Cabernet.
    .-= Daisy’s mom´s last blog ..Sunday Comics with Daisy! =-.

  15. 15 Kathy

    Hilarious! The only thing bad about Kisses is accidentally eating that “plume” as you call it. Then again, I need my fiber.

    p.s. Something is wrong with Margaret.

  16. 16 V

    hahahah. you better had eaten that chocolate. chocolate has a 500 day or forever rule. it doesn’t matter how long it’s been on the floor, who stepped or rolled on it…eat it! it’s like water, good until it evaporates! i love finding junior mints on the floor of my car.

    why would any woman throw chocolate? that’s weird.

  17. 17 Katie

    I would probably eat it too, or give it to my dog (for the record, I know dog’s aren’t supposed to eat chocolate, but my dog likes little bites of milk chocolate here and there…can you blame her?) Either way, it wouldn’t have gone to waste.

  18. 18 GregoryJ

    I hate you.
    And I’m sure that you know why.
    because now I have to go find some CHOCOLATE kisses
    yes, i hate you.
    .-= GregoryJ´s last blog ..Today is the third day of the new year. =-.

  19. 19 Jay

    But … forgive me … Hershey’s chocolate is horrible!! Have you ever had European chocolate? This may just be a case of ‘what you’re used to’, but I’m a serious chocolate addict and I can’t eat Hershey’s. I’d rather do without. Now, a good bar of Green and Black’s or even genuine British Cadbury’s Dairy Milk (no, the stuff you can buy in the USA is NOT genuine, not if it’s made there, it tastes a LOT different) is pure indulgence. And there are so many good chocolates here it’s hard to make a choice! Godiva is pretty good though, and I’d like to try that Baci stuff only I don’t eat hazelnuts.

    But if you’re happy with Hersheys, I’m happy for you! LOL!

  20. 20 Buggys

    People can throw chocolate kisses at me anytime they want! I’ve never tried the cherry cordial kind, didn’t know they existed. I’m buying some tomorrow!
    .-= Buggys´s last blog ..Wii Battle =-.

  21. 21 April

    I don’t like Hershey’s kisses. They have weird flavor plus texture. If my opinion bothers you then feel free to toss – say, Reese’s peanut butter cups at me. :-)

  22. 22 Your Daily Cute

    Feel free to throw kisses at me. However, I’d appreciate it if you throw ones that haven’t been previously lodged in your butt. Thanks.
    .-= Your Daily Cute´s last blog ..Kitten Headlock =-.

  23. 23 erin

    Would I get mad? Nope. Not unless I missed catching it and then couldn’t find it. Then I’d be mad for wasting one. I do enjoy a hershey kiss, but like April, I prefer reeses peanut butter cups.
    .-= erin´s last blog ..Looking Back =-.

  24. 24 Mom Taxi Julie

    I’d definitly eat it!

    People around here are all mad at Hershey’s since they closed their plant in Oakdale to move to MEXICO. Tons of jobs lost. Don’t tell anyone but I still eat it :)
    .-= Mom Taxi Julie´s last blog ..Bits and Pieces make a day =-.

  25. 25 Dorothy Rimson

    A Very Very Happy New Year 2010 To You :-)

  26. 26 meleah rebeccah

    You had me at CHOCOLATE!

    “Would you get mad if someone threw a Hershey’s Kiss at your head?”

    Nope, but I would get mad when I failed to catch them since I lack any kind of hand-eye coordination.
    .-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Top Ten ‘Highlights’ of 2010 [so far] =-.

  27. 27 Heather

    I’m glad to hear that someone else lays around eating chocolate and watching porn because then I don’t have to. Thanks xx
    .-= Heather´s last blog ..Your Life is your Life =-.

  28. 28 moooooog35


    You can’t expect to say ‘kiss’ and ‘head’ in the same sentence and not get a filthy comment from me.

    Let’s just leave it at that.
    .-= moooooog35´s last blog ..A Chorus, Cacaphony, Crazed Killer and Something that Looks Like Epstein =-.

  29. 29 JD

    Grace: I’ve never tried those chocolates. And I LOVE the Web site for them. I almost used that song (“Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer) for this post. Ahhh. Throw some chocolate at me, mi amore (French?)

    babs – beetle: HA! We all have our weaknesses. If it’s a small chocolate and not too heavy, fire away. Mmmm. I haven’t had a Ferrera Roche in a while. Toss one over, will ya?

    Roschelle: Right. One is never enough. But how many ARE enough? I say 50.

    ann: I haven’t been able to eat a cherry cordial since . . . well, maybe I shouldn’t say. I don’t want to ruin them for you. Mmm! Cherry cordials!

    absepa: I’m not a fan of dark chocolate anything, but I love some of the other HK varieties. Like the melt-in-your-mouth chocolate or caramel filled. Nom. I know what I’m having for breakfast.

    Tracy: I know! I guess I figured since they were wrapped . . . There really are TONS of varieties — many of them unnecessary. But those caramel-filled . . .

    Lidian: I hope you experience a similar love story with your Starlight mint. May the two of you enjoy a rapturous interlude. No biting!

    Margaret (Nanny Goats): SHUN! No, I’m kidding. And, yes, I DO remember that commercial. Ah. Fond memories. I wonder if I can find it on YouTube?

    dcr: HAHAHAHA! You win. I don’t know what, but you win it. (and the “porn in my chocolate” is a close second).

    Stephanie Barr: Aw! I bet they are sweet. But sweeter than chocolate? THAN CHOCOLATE? OK, I better not argue with a besotted mom. I’ll have to take your word.

    Noelle: I like some of the varieties (see above rhapsodizing about caramel-filled), but when they start doing weird stuff like orange creme and peppermint pieces, I’m out.

    Maureen: HA! I know! I couldn’t believe Dave would ask such a silly question. If I’m gonna throw something at his head, it’s gonna have some heft to it.

    mrsblogalot: Well, it depends on your mood. If you’re in a loving mood, you must chomp it. Hating mood: throw it.

    Daisy’s mom:HI DAISY’S MOM! You sound kind of like a traitor, admitting to your preference of Dove after the Hershey Hotel people treated you so nicely! I didn’t even know this place existed! I’m changing our vacation plans!

    Kathy: (I know. She’s . . . “different.”) I have eaten bits of the plume on many occasions. It really does add a lovely bit of texture to the experience.

    V: HAHAHAHA! I draw the line at chocolate on the floor of my car. I’ve picked up pennies from there, and they’re covered in hairballs. But if it were wrapped . . .

    Katie: Aw. Your dog sounds sweet! And how could she not be? I don’t think cats are supposed to eat chocolate either, but mine get a little lick every now and then if it’s mixed in with vanilla ice cream.

    GregoryJ: Uh oh. I’m sorry! But if you must, you must. It was going to happen sooner or later. SOMEONE was going to talk about Hershey’s Kisses, so it may as well be me. Off you go then!

    Jay: I was waiting for you! Yes, British/European chocolate is WAY better than US. And we’re getting more and more of that imported here — used to be you’d have to go to a specialty store, but now you can get it in most grocery stores. But if you grew up with Hershey’s Kisses . . . well, it’s partly sentimental. Let’s just say in a chocolate lover’s world, there’s room for EVERY nationality!

    Buggys: Let us know how you like them! I have to admit, after looking at that crazy 10-year-old’s collection of every variety of HK in the world, I’m rather intrigued by some of them.

    April: Bombs away! Wait, I like Reese’s PB cups too. Chomp! Your opinion does not bother me all of the sudden!

    Your Daily Cute: OK, I’ll separate them. Butt Kisses over here, Non-Butt Kisses over there. Wait . . . now, Butt Kisses were which ones again? Oh, well. You’ll never be able to tell the difference . . . right?

    erin: If you like HKs and PB cups, then you must LOVE peanut butter cookies with the HK in the center. Do you? I do! Oh, man. I wish I had some right now. I do have Weight Watcher PB cookies, and I could plonk a Hershey’s Kiss on top, but I bet it’s not the same.

    Mom Taxi Julie: Oh, I didn’t know it was politically incorrect to eat HKs. I’m sorry for all those people who lost their jobs. Hershey’s, you kind of suck. Nom.

    Dorothy Rimson: Thank you! Same to you!

    meleah rebeccah: HA! I thought I would. I think we all need to practice our Hershey’s Kiss/mouth coordination. By the end of the month, we should ALL be able to catch an unwrapped Kiss in our mouths. Without choking.

    Heather: You’re very welcome. I’m happy to do it. In fact, I think I’ll do it again this afternoon!

    moooooo35: I was expecting something about “butt” in there, too, but I’ll take what I can get.

  30. 30 Surfie

    I’d only be mad if it poked my eye out and then bounced off of me and someone else got to it before I could eat it. I have to admit that I’ve never noticed that they have a “suggestive nipple shape” before. Thanks! See, chocolate is sexy! I love the dark chocolate kisses and the cherry cordial ones. Yummmmmmmm…
    .-= Surfie´s last blog ..PhotoHunt: Lick =-.

  31. 31 MomZombie

    Be happy all you found in your bed was a sweaty Kiss. Recently I found a rotten candy apple in one of the daughter’s bedrooms. It turned out to be the source of the fruit fly convention that would not end in our home. We had fruit flies everywhere. Perhaps I will buy a bag of Kisses to toss at the heads of those who eat in bed. You could put an eye out with one of those.
    .-= MomZombie´s last blog ..Awkward holiday moment No. 256 =-.

  32. 32 Spot

    Well it kinda depends on how hard it’s thrown? See Sean totally threw a candy cane at me the other night as I was sitting on the couch watching tv. He says he was aiming for my chest…but it hit me square in the temple and hurt like you wouldn’t believe. I was all “the hell?! what did you just throw at me?!” And he was all open-mouthed astonishment until he started laughing. I think I wouldn’t have been so mad if it had been a delicious chocalate kiss…

    .-= Spot´s last blog ..It’s a Love Story? Part four… =-.

  33. 33 Anne

    I don’t think I would be upset if someone threw chocolate at me, I would probably be grateful. Lounging in bed, eating chocolate sounds like a fabulous way to spend the day. I will have to get that onto my schedule.

  34. 34 Leeuna

    Hey! You can throw anything at me, as long as it’s covered in chocolate and I won’t mind… wait, that didn’t sound right did it? What I mean is I’ll eat anything that’s covered in chocolate… Oh! nevermind!

    I Love Chocolate! Okay!
    .-= Leeuna´s last blog ..…to those who wait =-.

  35. 35 dcr

    Yay! I won! Even if no one knows what I won. ;)
    .-= dcr´s last blog ..The Wrath of Coca-Cola Points =-.

  36. 36 Jenn of Many Cabbages

    I actually prefer Lindt truffles.

    They are rich and filled with “yum” and make me very happy, and could kick the butt of your puny Hershey’s kisses.

    I have never tried using them in a lobbing capacity, though.
    .-= Jenn of Many Cabbages´s last blog ..First Airport Goes Nude in the War on Terrorism (Blogger Idol Entry) =-.

  37. 37 Puglette

    mmmm…chocolate. my favorite! i love it so much.

    when my niece was a toddler, her mom would have candy dishes filled with hershey kisses around the living room. the baby would try to eat them without peeling them so most of the kisses had little baby teeth marks in them. the mom would also mark chocolates. if given a box of see’s candy, she would pick open the bottem to see the filling before deciding whether or not to eat it.

    i really can’t say i have a favorite brand, i love them all. i do prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate. yum!!!
    .-= Puglette´s last blog ..Happy 2010! =-.

  38. 38 Jen

    Obviously Dave doesn’t like chocolate as much as any woman might and certainly not as much as you. If he did he wouldn’t have been so accusatory about how the kiss got there just grateful that it did. Who disses magic chocolate?

    I’m surprised it made it to the top of the microwave at all.
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..Sound Financial Planning =-.

  39. 39 JD

    Surfie: Yay! Sexy chocolate! Unless it pokes you in the eye. That’s very unsexy. Boy, I’ve got to try these cherry cordial Kisses. Anyone got one? Just throw it to (at) me.

    MomZombie: EWwwwwwwww! Oh, that’s nasty. Didn’t she notice the smell? Oh, my. Well, it does seem a shame to waste pointy Kisses by throwing them at people. Unless they’re one of the gross flavors, like orange creme.

    Spot: Ow! Candy canes are HARD! A long time ago, a co-worker (restaurant) threw an ice cube at me, and I had a bump on my eyebrow for several days. (I chased him around the restaurant with a giant knife, but he was too fast for me.) Anyway, tell that guy to be careful!

    Anne: Yes, work it in between the morning soap operas and your afternoon nap. I try to schedule at least 2 hours, but sometimes I can only manage one.

    Leeuna: Hmmm. I think what I’ve been able to deduce from your statement is that you will eat chocolate projectiles. Yes?

    dcr: Congratulations! Please collect your prize on your way out.

    Jenn of Many Cabbages: Oooh, I looooove Lindt truffles. But only the milk chocolate ones. I once made the mistake of leaving a couple of them in my purse. Melty, melty!

    Puglette: Well, that’s better than biting into each piece to see if you like it, I guess. I love chocolate too. But I prefer milk to dark. And I don’t believe that dark is better for you. ALL chocolate is good for you because it makes you happy!

    Jen: Good point! If I had found a magical Kiss in my bed, there would be no questions, only chomping. But then, Dave IS a robot.

  40. 40 carissajaded

    LOL at least the hershey kiss didn’t actually end up someone’s ass!!! And I don’t judge you for eating it.. it’s not like it was between the couch cushions unwrapped or anything.. which I would never do… unless it was a snickers bar. Then I would have no problem with it.
    .-= carissajaded´s last blog ..Post it note Tuesday and It’s my first post of the New Year! =-.

  41. 41 Kate

    Not mad at all! My husband and I actually have a long-running inside joke called “Chocolate Attack” wherein one of us runs into the room and hurdles a Hershey’s Kiss or other small chocolate at the other person’s head. Finding a stray kiss on the bed (or couch, or floor) is entirely plausible.

  42. 42 megscole64

    As long as the kiss was peppermint I wouldn’t mind. That flavor is absolutely freaking addicting. I ate an ENTIRE f’ing bag all by myself at work in three days. (Yes, I could have eaten it in one day but I was trying to be moderate!)

    Now I’m craving kisses.

  43. 43 Ron

    Not IN bed, as in lying under the covers in my pj’s, but just lounging atop the covers, looking at porn, and chomping away


    OMG…you CRACK ME UP!

    Hey listen, I totally appreciate your passion for Hershey’s Kisses because I’ve got the same one. I like to put two or three in my mouth at the same time and let them SLOWLY melt, while listening to Donna Summers sing, “Love to love ya, baby.”

    It’s a totally SPIRITUAL experience.

    And quite ORGASMIC!
    .-= Ron´s last blog ..What Do You Wear In Bed? =-.

  44. 44 Muskrat

    Nope, because I’d full expect you to miss. And then I’d pick it up off the ground and eat it while you scurry away to find a better weapon.
    .-= Muskrat´s last blog ..2009: a muskrat odyssey =-.

  45. 45 Lauren

    My husband thinks I’m weird, too, although no chocolate kisses have ever gone missing or AWOL on the bed or ended up as projectiles. Maybe you found one of the missing weapons of mass destruction. What a great tip on using food as a weapon. If anyone ever tries to break into my house, the first thing I’ll do is reach for a Hershey’s kiss.

    Great post! Loved it!
    .-= Lauren ´s last blog ..Naughty Santa robs bank. Thinks giving is overrated. =-.

  46. 46 Jason

    You have a great site here. I have a site myself where people come from around the world to debate on popular issues. I’d like to exchange links with you to help spread some traffic around between us. If you would like to, please leave a comment under my “Compadres” page letting me know when you’ve added my link and I’ll return the favor.

    Keep up the good work.


  47. 47 JD

    carissajaded: I’m not even sure the Kiss DIDN’T end up in someone’s ass. Who knows what went on during that night in bed? I just found out there’s a new Milky Way with JUST caramel. I’d eat that if I found it lodged behind my toilet.

    Kate: Oh, that sounds like fun! Just keep the chocolate projectiles small. A Toblerone might do some damage.

    megscole64: I’m not a big fan of mint, unless it’s a Frango mint or a Girl Scout Thin Mint. I like my Kisses plain, mostly. Or filled with caramel. Mmm . . . caramel.

    Ron: Oh, YES! Donna Summers. With the lights out, right? HAHAHAHA! (Who cracks WHO up?)

    Muskrat: Are you saying I throw like a girl??? Because I do. Which is to say I throw it then start slapping you and crying if you don’t give me the Hersheys Kiss.

    Lauren: Thank you! It’s a shame, tho, to waste the beautiful Kiss as a weapon, but if there’s nothing else at hand, then start whipping those pointy babies. And as long as your husband already thinks you’re weird, you may as well start throwing Hershey’s Kisses at him. You’ve got nothing to lose.

    Jason: I like your site too! Cool idea. I add links to my Blogroll once I’ve gotten to know and really love a site. So I may add yours in time. Thanks for stopping by!

  48. 48 Dave

    I want some of those candy corn Hershey’s kisses!

  49. 49 SomethingJust

    If I were in a grumpy or just moody at work, they would throw chocolate my way sometimes hitting me…most of the time it worked. However, there were days that I said, “chocolate is not going to work today.” They left me completely alone on those days.
    .-= SomethingJust´s last blog ..…and more Inspiration!! =-.

  50. 50 Pricilla

    Being a goat I do not eat chocolate but the publicist makes chocolate soap with my rich milk.

    The publicist now, if she sees the bag of Hershey’s kisses….DON’T GET IN HER WAY. It’s ugly. I have seen it. It’s like Abby and grain.
    .-= Pricilla´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.

  51. 51 Yum Yucky

    Chocolate and porn go well together. <—this is a question, not an educated statement.
    .-= Yum Yucky´s last blog .."Tasting!" Chocolate Cheerios =-.

  52. 52 Ann's Rants

    Now I have to admit that I actually like the new-fangeled variations MORE than the original.

    Luv me some hugs. mmm mmm mmm
    them mint ones aint bad either mmm mmm mmm

    (beep box)
    .-= Ann’s Rants´s last blog ..McSweeney’s =-.

  53. 53 Barb - WillThink4Wine

    Hershey’s Kisses were invented a long time ago! Can I quote you on that? My Dad loves factoids. bwahahahaha!
    .-= Barb – WillThink4Wine´s last blog ..The Playful Kitten Edition =-.

  54. 54 Bingo

    I love Hershey’s Kisses too! I wouldn’t mind if someone threw one of those at my head. I love chocolate and I’ll always do!
    .-= Bingo´s last blog ..Woman banned from bingo hall for telling dirty jokes =-.

  55. 55 Savvy

    I haven’t had a hershey’s kiss in so long I can’t even remember how long. I go through different chocolate phases. The last one was Cadbury, straight from Montreal. But I like American chocolate just the same.
    .-= Savvy´s last blog ..Five Top IPhone Fitness and Health Applications =-.

  56. 56 Kathryn

    Honey, you absolutely SLAY me! This was positively hysterical!

    I can just picture you…head cocked slightly to one side…that faraway look in your eye…as you’re listening to your IV (! for whether you realize it or not, you obviously DO have one…all the cool bloggers do) indignantly argue the absurdity of Dave thinking you’re weird.


    #1: HE’S the one who jumped IMMEDIATELY to assuming an act of violence was committed, instead of considering that possibly the kiss had innocently projectiled itself onto his head with no help from you.
    #2: Why didn’t it occur to him that if you had in fact, thrown the “alleged” kiss (for it no longer exists as evidence) you wud’ve jumped out of bed and eaten the evidence so you couldn’t be accused? Doesn’t he know you at all?
    And finally: It was morning….I’m sure he hadn’t had breakfast yet. Why didn’t Dave just eat the kiss? Doesn’t Dave like kisses?

    I’m done.
    .-= Kathryn´s last blog ..This is a Test. =-.

  57. 57 Prefers Her Fantasy Life

    Men really are from Mars, aren’t they?
    .-= Prefers Her Fantasy Life´s last blog ..No New Years Cheer, I Fear =-.

  58. 58 JD

    Dave: I’ll put one on your pillow, sweetie.

    SomethingJust: What a funny name you have! Anyway, how is it possible to be in SUCH a bad mood that chocolate won’t work? You could’ve at least let them throw it at you and collect in a small heap for later. Just a friendly suggestion.

    Pricilla: Heh! So is this chocolate soap edible? I think I’d want to nibble on it in the shower . . . just a bit. Don’t tell the publicist that my bag of Hershey’s Kisses are hidden in my office closet. I don’t want her to break anything getting to it.

    Yum Yucky: It sounds like an educated statement to me. I, at least, can speak from experience. LOTS of experience.

    Ann’s Rants: The Hugs are good, tho I am not a mint fan. I always love when candy (or any food product) comes out with a new variety. It’s not always a hit, but I love to see what they come up with.

    Barb – WillThink4Wine: Better not quote me. I may not have all the facts completely straight. Lemme do some more research and get back to you. I don’t want your dad to get mad at me.

    Bingo: Me, too. Throw it at my head, my mouth, my foot. I don’t care where it lands, I’ll eat it.

    Savvy: HI! Mmm. Cadbury. REAL Cadbury. It is better than the American version. Now, is Canadian Cadbury the same as British Cadbury? Also, why has it been so long since you’ve had a Hershey’s Kiss? Do you need someone to throw one at you?

    Kathryn: YES! We all have IV’s, whatever we choose to call them. Mine is just my brain, I guess, but it does seem to be a separate entity sometimes. You ask a lot of questions, but I’ll do my best. 1: Number 1 is not a question, but your statement makes PERFECT sense. 2. Sometimes I think no, Dave doesn’t know me at all. But then he WAS only half-awake. 3. Being a robot, Dave would never eat chocolate for breakfast. Unless it was in the form of his beloved Chocolate Chip Pop-Tart. Then it’s OK. THANK YOU!

    Prefers Her Fantasy Life: I’m not even sure they’re THAT close. Maybe another galaxy entirely.

  59. 59 Chris@TheSnackHound

    Dear Dave,
    Your beautiful bride is not crazy. Chocolate is an important, life sustaining element. She was not only telling you that she loved you by placing chocolate on a pillow, but that she hopes you live a very long time. Granted it wasn’t dark chocolate, which is more healthful, and Hershey’s is a bit waxy, but it was the thought that counts.

    And that’s that.
    .-= Chris@TheSnackHound´s last blog ..Ruth’s Chris’ Somethingorother =-.

  60. 60 Will

    I got chocolate for Christmas too! (Lots.)

    I do keep mine away from bed and body parts though,… other than my mouth of course.
    .-= Will´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday 1-06-2010 =-.

  61. 61 Shelly

    Dark Chocolate please. Toss ‘em, Throw ‘em, I don’t care. Oh. but please keep the ones from under the covers to yourself. I would’ve tossed that one to one of the kids:)
    .-= Shelly´s last blog ..They Found Me =-.

  62. 62 Dewi Saraswati

    is my first time to visit here, wow ur site is good, and greats articles too. can we make a friends with dropper ec, maybe someday i’ll find something to make me rich about knowledge. thanks

    is u have a time, can you comment to in my post or articles in my blog?, i hope u can visit me too my friends.

  63. 63 Jacki Schklar

    And, like all love stories, it begins with violence.

    This is one of my fave entries of yours all time.
    .-= Jacki Schklar´s last blog ..Face like a Bear’s Ass – Dr. Dina Life Coach =-.

  64. 64 Corrina

    I actually think about dropping things into Kris’ open mouth, when he’s sleeping. Perhaps I should try Kisses! I’ll unwrap them first, of course. Good thing I know the Heimlich!

  65. 65 JD

    Chris@TheSnackHound: Thank you. I have passed along your sensible yet romantic message to Dave. I don’t see how he can help but be impressed by it. Next time I’ll use the dark-chocolate Kisses. I’ll cover his pillow with them (because I don’t like them).

    Will: Chocolate for Christmas! Is there a more joyous gift? NO! Yes, I highly recommend using only your mouth when applying chocolate to your body. Unless you have that sex-ay chocolate body paint. Then anything goes!

    Shelly: Yes, kids will eat anything, won’t they?! I ate Kisses “on” bed again last night and am anxiously waiting for Dave to get up and see if I left one behind.

    Dewi Saraswati: Hi! I just dropped an EC on your site. I’ll check out more later. Thanks for stopping by!

    Jacki Schklar: Oh, thank you! Anything to do with chocolate has to be a winner.

    Corrina: Yes, please unwrap them! And be careful. Maybe just place it on his tongue? Now I’m worried. I don’t want him to choke on a Kiss!

  66. 66 faith baby

    that would be good to have some chocolate recipies. especially for this cold weather

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