So it’s Christmas Eve, and I’m busy and stressed and rushing and hurrying. I know, I know: everyone else is too. But did everyone else wake up this morning thinking they had a bladder infection? Probably NOT! So there’s my lame excuse for not coming up with a great holiday post.
Oh, I had such plans. I was going to share with you the first few scenes of the exciting screenplay my brother and I are working on. It’s called A Colonoscopy for Christmas, and it stars Vince Vaughan as the lovable but overstressed car salesman who keeps putting off his colonoscopy until he’s finally forced to have it on Christmas Day. Jennifer Aniston plays his lovable but nagging wife, Billy Bob Thornton is the lovable but foul-mouthed father-in-law, and Patton Oswald plays the doctor who, coming directly from the office holiday party, must perform the colonsocopy while hilariously drunk.
Had I not been so preoccupied with worrying that I had a bladder infection, I could’ve found the time to share this with you. I’m sorry.
But! Plenty of you guys wrote some great holiday posts so I don’t have to:
absepa from The Nerd in the Corner shares some Christmas memories AND some germs. Hope you feel better tomorrow!
Kathy from The Junk Drawer shares the best holiday gift of all: Bacon!
Lola from Lola’s Diner might be on speed, but she still hasn’t finished wrapping her gifts!
Kelly from Aerten Art made us a gingerbread person!
Preston from Me and the Blue Skies videotaped Santa on a fire engine!
Cardiogirl presents a fun Christmas Eve quiz!
Singular Girl experiences a Festivus miracle!
Daisy the Curly Cat has put on her Mrs. Claws suit to help with last-minute wishes. (Of course, Harley gets to help, too!)
Stephanie Barr from The Rocket Scientist shares a beautiful poem!
The Natural State Hawg shows off an adorable picture of his Hawglets!
Sandy from Wit’s Bitch offers her readers sexy lady parts OR a man package!
Mom Zombie covers all the bases in her holiday greetings!
Tiggy from TiggyBlog experiences a rather odd Twelve Days of Christmas!
Babs from Beetle’s Memories & Ramblings performs a dance with her elven sister, Mo!
Meg from Prefers Her Fantasy Life takes a stranger into her home and enjoys a few brews!
Noelle from The Daily Tannenbaum shares her favorite Christmas posts of the past!
Jeff from View from the Cloud wishes his son a Happy Birthday!
Canucklehead is, in fact, ALIVE and posing with his adorable family on a sled!
KindleDude from Kindlicious provides some great book reviews, including Christmas books!
Jen from Redhead Ranting tells you what she wants for Christmas!
Christa from Giggle On clarifies what makes a politically correct holiday party!
Vivienne from Diva Cosmos longs for a Little House on the Prairie Christmas!
Puglette from Puglette Ponders shares some beautiful pine cone photos (and includes my beloved Ollie and Charlie!)
Margaret at Nanny Goats in Panties made an “illegal” video!
Happy Holidays, everybody!!!
All I want for Christmas are a few smilies.