Hello. Did you know that sometimes I take requests? Well, I do.
But sometimes I don’t. For example, if you’ve recently asked me to sleep with your spouse, visit a VD clinic, or take back your beer bottles, you’re going to be . . . wait a minute. Is the spouse hot? Please send a photo.
The point is, that if you ask nicely, I may just grant your wish. The point also is, if you don’t ask nicely, I may still grant your wish, if it tickles my fancy. My fancy is notoriously ticklish. So you never know. But if you need some guidelines, here are some things I won’t do.
You just might be surprised at what I’ll do. I like to do things. That’s why I started this blog. And, oh, how it warms the cockles of my heart to do something for an earnest young blogling such as Sarah.
Sarah had the good sense to come to me and seek guidance with a bitterly divisive issue that threatens to destroy her friendships and ruin her life. She also recognizes the wisdom of the I Do Things readers and includes them (you) in her request:
I was wondering if you and your readers could help me name a fish so I don’t have to. Plus this way my roommate and I will stop fighting about it. One request, it should not have a person’s name (i.e., Paul, Bob, Walter, Susan, Hannah, Thelma, etc.) because we don’t want to have friends with the same name as our fish.
Name a fish? This is what I live for. Here ya go, Sarah. Three primo fish names right off the top of my head:
Readers! Please help Sarah and her roommates. Name her fish and you, too, will feel the warm glow I feel EVERY DAY. You might need a special massage tool to get exactly the same warm glow, but you’ll feel pretty darn good.
Coming this month!
- I Get a Colonoscopy so you don’t have to (possibly with exciting video!)
- I Go to Toronto so you don’t have to
- I . . . something about Zombies so you don’t have to
There’s always something fishy at humor-blogs.