The Internet has been a-buzz ever since I posted that picture. You know, THAT picture. In which the otherwise lovely and desirable JD stuffed her gorgeous curls into a Ziplock bag to keep them dry during a shower.
I have to admit. It was rather a blow to my pride to have to share that picture with the world. But I did it for YOU! To show you how to improvise in such a situation. In order to fulfill my lifelong mission of doing things so you don’t have to, it was necessary that I uglify myself (no easy task) for the sake of my readers.
Thousands of you (I believe it was actually two—ed.) e-mailed me demanding to see the “before” picture—the picture of the curly-headed JD. Well, I didn’t take one that day. But for you, my dears, I re-created the scene. I recently slept on curlers all night JUST so I could show you what you missed.
Are you ready? Hold on to your shower caps:
NOW do you see why it was so important to keep that precious head of hair totally dry?
You’ll certainly never catch me out in public with a Ziplock bag on my head. But the next time you see a striking yet sloppily-dressed woman with a headful of curls so gigantic she can’t fit her head through the door, it just may be me, JD. Please respect my privacy.
So! Would YOU sleep on curlers for a head of gorgeous ringlets? Or are you a naturally curly-haired freak who doesn’t have to lift a finger? Curling irons? Hot rollers? Flat-irons? Mousse? Perms? What do you do to achieve hair perfection?
Straight or curly? Only Humor-Blogs knows for sure.