Comments on: I Snapped That Fetus

By: Wendy

Wendy — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:49:53 +0000

I hope it doesn't get up and eat you in the night. Keep the doors and windows locked! .-= Wendy´s last blog ..Face Your Fears =-.

By: JD

JD — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:35:28 +0000

Natural: I hope I’m long gone by the time that thing is a teenager. Unless it is some kind of mutant alien and it grows up in a few months instead of years. It can live in my basement, I guess.

By: Natural

Natural — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:10:33 +0000

that’ll be the last time i get on something that says Pony Express to JD’s blog.

dusting myself off.

uh now WTH. the fetus won’t move? i’m a little grossed out, but you just wait until that thing becomes a teenager, it will be trying to get an apartment (or another driveway) at 13.

treasure the moments…until then.

Natural’s last blog post..My Two Left Feet

By: JD

JD — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:28:40 +0000

absepa: Wow. Well, hmmm. I just went out and nudged it, and it did give a little. Perhaps I'll have to "help it along" to ensure it doesn't stay on my driveway for a whole year. Trout Fly Tying: I HAVE seen Eraserhead and the subsequent trauma is probably why I'm blogging about fetuses. Kathy: But are you singing it with the fetus lyrics? Otherwise, no need to thank me. Musing: Right! 'Cuz fetuses start out with tails, don't they?

By: Musing

Musing — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 12:32:55 +0000

And it still has its tail, so that means it's a very young fetus. Musing’s last blog post..What brings out the kid in you?

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:23:02 +0000

For the last couple days I've been singing "What a Feeling" in my head. I could not for the life of me remember how it got stuck there. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Kathy’s last blog post..Windy’s Birthday Party

By: Trout Fly Tying

Trout Fly Tying — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:03:46 +0000

That fetus is freaking me out. I'm having the same feeling I had when someone made me watch Eraser Head (if you haven't seen it, for the love of God... RUN AWAY!!!!) I'm feeling that that bad vacation in mexico.... Trout Fly Tying’s last blog post..The Pheasant Tail Nymph

By: absepa

absepa — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:04:04 +0000

JD, you may not want to make too many promises about eating the fetus in a year if it remains...at least if it really is insulation foam. The half-arsed people who built our house sprayed a super-extra-large wad of that stuff around our dryer vent, and it hasn't budged an inch in six years, even when the tornado blew through in 2004. It ain't going anywhere. absepa’s last blog post..Mid-week Blues

By: JD

JD — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:15:00 +0000

Trade Show Guru: I'm hoping it's something alien or dinosaur . . . anything but practical insulation foam. Hmmm. An offering, you say? That might be a good idea. I think I still have some cereal marshmallows . . . flit: Aw! It is purdy. Seriously, the color reminds me of those orange Circus Peanuts. Mmm . . . Circus Peanuts. Cathouse Teri: You're welcome! I'm happy to do it. Not that I volunteered, exactly. But now that the fetus is here, I'm obligated to take care of it. Bill: No, it's true. Until you hold a baby in your hand, you just don't know. Tara: Interesting theory. Well, do we have proof that cavemen didn't make their own egg mcmuffin? That might explain a lot. They could've used pterodactyl eggs and slices of bison sandwiched between 2 pieces of . . . dang, I'm out. Margaret (Nanny Goats): Sing it with me! Ew! Cat poo? How disappointing. You may be right, but . . . what was that cat eating??? brooke: I promise here and now, if that fetus remains intact on my driveway for one year, I will eat it. On video. dcr: If the Matrix I'm stuck in is like the movie Matrix, I'm happy to be stuck. I don't want to live in a world of scary machines and tubes and pods. I see the fetus! (But I'll still take that blue pill, if you don't mind.) Stephanie Barr: Thank you! Feel free to substitute "fetus," tho, if you feel like it. It is a great song. The beauty of the fetus is that everyone sees what they want. Cat poo? Dinosaur vomit? Insulation foam? The fetus is all that and more.

By: Stephanie Barr

Stephanie Barr — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:13:04 +0000

I guess it looks a little fetus-like. But, um, not. I LOVE that song from flashdance (and sing it quite well), but I think I'll stick with the original lyrics, though I'll salute you for an excellent substitution effort. Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..For Anonymous: Cyber Cold Shoulder