You do know “nude” and “underpants,” tho, right? And possibly “vicodin”?

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Natural Woman: I did indeed enjoy the sun. But! You’re smarter than you think (I know this for a fact).

Kathy: Oooh (rubs hands in glee), a real competition. Bring it on, ladies. A tie is not out of the question.

Jeff: I’m sorry about the ganja. I certainly did get plenty of offers, so maybe next time, I’ll offer it as a prize. Ahhh. You may have kicked Cardiogirl’s and Kathy’s butts, but we’ll never know, will we?

BrentD: Woo! I’m imagining a pants-less sitzmark, and I’m not too happy with the mental image. I’m glad your commando days are over.

Canucklehead: YOU ARE A WINNER!!! I’ll overlook the fact that number 3 of the rules was ignored since you wrote your entry in Shakespearean prose. Well done, my good man!

Regan: So nice of you to visit! I’m a great admirer of yours. You definitely would not be cheating if you look up the words–that’s all part of the contest. I will award you points for your imaginative “sounds like” entries.

Kathy: YOU ARE A WINNER!!! At least, once I rescued you from Akismet’s well-meaning but overly watchful clutches. EXCELLENT job, but of course I expected no less. Wait until you see your fabulous prize. You will no doubt agree it was worth all the time and trouble (or not).

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JD — are you getting home from Jamaica soon? Cuz you have more important things to do than vacation while my comment’s held in moderation, don’t you think?

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Here goes nothin’:

The people who can’t understand JD’s invidious tendencies toward bananas and pickles are the same ones who are puzzled why similarly-shapen hot dogs make the grade.

JD would have been justified in shoving the ponytail-wearing interloper out of her personal space because violating that kind of gym punctilio warrants much more than just staring a hole through the back of her head.

If you’re going to show what a sitzmark looks like by falling out of a chair, you should at least make sure there’s snow on the ground, because I’m pretty sure it would hurt a lot less.

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I’m always up for a good challenge. This one is of the language variety. JD at the I Do Things So You Don’t Have To blog challenges readers to use three words properly in a sentence. The only problem is JD’s a professional editor and it shows. I’ve…