You didn’t even know this was a contest, did you?
Well, neither did I, until I checked out my stats program to see who was clicking on what.
And I can’t say I wasn’t a little bit surprised at what I found out.
You thought no one would know, didn’t you? You just assumed that a simple mouse click, performed in the darkness of your bedroom late at night, would never be discovered.
Well, I know what you did. God knows, too. And God is pretty disgusted. How do I know? He appeared to me on a frozen waffle. And he was not happy, especially when I slathered him in butter and took a big bite.
But, luckily for you, I am not quite so judgmental. I am simply . . . well, let’s allow the results to speak for themselves.
- WHICH RSB had you the most tantalized, curious, mesmerized . . . wanting MORE?
- WHICH RSB was the most popular among clickers? Clickers who just HAD to see the photo?
- WHICH RSB did YOU, the unsuspecting readers, click on the most?
Even Britt Ekland is disappointed in you. She’s disappointed in herself, too, I think. She’s all, I left Peter Sellers for THIS?
All right. Let’s see if you showed a little more taste and refinement in your first choice for most clickable RSB.
You guys! How COULD you? Yes, Joe Jonas was the clear front-runner in bulge-clicks. It was not even close. Now I can see why God was so disgusted. Well, that’s between you and him. Maybe you should stay away from frozen waffles for a while. Anyway, as I said, I do not judge. (But I do not forget, either.)
Sigh. Sadly, there really are no winners in this contest. But! There is a consolation prize for your poor, traumatized eyeballs. Hopefully this will ease your shame and help to start the healing.
It’s me! JD! And my new hair.
I promise. Clicking on THESE thumbnails will bring you only joy and peace and perhaps a slight touch of bitter envy.
(Don’t remember the “before” JD? Click here for the infamous “mermaid” photo)
Do we have a winner?
- Waffles: JD
- Joe Jonas: Too embarrassed to still exist, apparently.
- Rod Stewart: Steve Aoki
- JD: Dave