I Reveal Dave’s Snail

I find a party by the ocean

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Thank you to everyone who voted . . . for Dave’s snail! Dave looks pretty pleased with himself, doesn’t he? I hope there aren’t any real snails crawling around there in the sand. Anyway, now that you’ve all taken a GOOD look, won’t you please enjoy these journal excerpts from our Jamaican vacation? (Oh, yes, I really DO write like this in my journal.)

All Women Are Not Created Equal

I think I once blathered on about how the people you see on a nude beach are the people you’d see at Wal-Mart. That was true until the day we saw . . . Candy-Bambi, so named for our fantasy that she must be either a stripper, a Hooters girl, or a prostitute. In fact, she was a very nice woman who just happened to be young and gorgeous and married to an old fat guy. Dave pronounced her perfect, except for the tattoos: one on her butt and one on her lower back. “If only you could just rub them off,” Dave said wistfully. Seemingly minutes after he said this, we saw her husband doing just that: rubbing off her fake tattoos. Dave had to stay in the pool for a long time after that.

All Men Are Not Created Equal

After a few days of looking at naked men, they all start to look the same. Actually, no, they don’t. Take Long Dong Tonto, for example. Why “Long Dong Tonto”? Well, he dressed as Tonto at the fantasy costume party. As for the other part, let’s just say that a snail would be totally inadequate. Maybe an eel. A giant mutant eel.

Nudists Have Manners, Too

Sometimes I take a big mouthful of coffee and promptly choke on it, spitting it all over my keyboard. Annoying. This happened while I was on the beach one morning, looking out at the ocean. I’m just going to pretend those people sitting behind me didn’t see me spluttering and spitting coffee all over the beach and then walking purposefully away. Well, what was I supposed to do?

“What famous 1970s actor . . .”

I fully expected to win the poolside movie trivia contest. “Where did two lovers plan to meet . . . ” “EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!” “Who played Wyatt . . . “ “KEVIN COSTNER!” “How long did . . . “ “TWO YEARS!” “Where . . .” “WHAT’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE!” But I was counting on Dave to win the sports trivia contest. However, with such answers as “chicken cordon bleu” and “heart surgery,” I took that one home, too. And I WOULD have won the music trivia contest if the guy playing the songs hadn’t been so bone-headed. After playing snippet after snippet of “Dancing in the Streets” (after which everyone in the entire resort and universe yelled “DANCING IN THE STREETS!”) he smugly announced, “Sorry! That was “Sixties Medley.” Argggh.

The World Is Their Litterbox

Two stray cats lived on our resort: Hortense and Buddy. Apparently their job is killing lizards and rats, tho I don’t see how they worked up an appetite for vermin after the platefuls of chicken and fish they were given by the guests at lunch. “I wonder where they go to the bathroom?” “Oh, probably back there in the woods.” As if she’d heard us, Hortense showed up at our patio later that day. After meowing loudly, she headed across the lawn to the beach and began to . . . dig. Of course. The beautiful sandy beach we’d walked over barefoot so many times. She  covered it up and proceeded to climb a palm tree.  Aw. Just like our cats. I wore sandals on the beach from that point on.

One Cool Day

I succumbed (gladly) to wearing clothes on the one day that was cloudy and cool. Dave remained nude for as long as possible, then reluctantly put on his Lablatt Blue fleece pullover . . . and nothing else. Walking around bottomless isn’t such a good look for most men. When it started to rain, Dave added to his already fetching ensemble the sheer plastic rain poncho he’d gotten at Niagara Falls. The thin plastic had the unfortunate effect of clinging to his exposed region, which . . . I don’t even know how to complete this sentence. Just go back and look at the snail. We’ll all feel better.

“I’m Sorry, But I Have to Say . . .”

I love to create a playlist for each vacation and have my iPod shuffle me up some tunes for the day. The first song of the first day of vacation is the most important—it sets the tone for the entire trip. Would it be “Lovely Day” by Bill Withers? “Sunshower” by Ocean Blue? “Montego Bay” by Bobby Bloom? The first song of my Jamaican vacation? Buckcherry’s “Too Drunk to F*ck.” Hmmm.

Bats Are NOT Mythical Creatures

I got up early enough most mornings to be terrorized by bats. I’d dash to the clubhouse for my coffee as they wheeled and swooped overhead, occasionally getting close enough to almost touch my hair. I told Dave about the bats, but he seemed skeptical. “How do you know they’re not birds?” Why are people so reluctant to believe in bats? They’re not actually vampires, you know. Bats live among us!

Pedi-Pain

Here’s a tip: don’t develop a blister one hour before a pedicure. Especially if that blister plans to burst. Even if you make it through the clipping, the sloughing, and the buffing, the pouring of nail polish remover over the tender, exposed skin of your blister will cause you to scream profanities, which doesn’t go over well among the nice Jamaican manicurists.

Naked Milestones

Into every naked vacationer’s life come naked milestones. On this trip, it was to be the Naked Inauguration. The televised ceremony was shown in the clubhouse and was probably the only thing that could drag me inside, away from the sun. As we watched, I liked to imagine that, among the shots of the people in Selma and Kenya, there would flash on the screen a shot of a bunch of naked people with champagne and sunburns, with the caption: “Nudists Forego Sun to Watch Inauguration.” This would coincide Obama saying: “It has not been the path for . . . those who prefer leisure over work.”

Beach Nap

If you’re going to fall asleep on the beach, ask your husband to take his emtpy glasses with him when he deserts you to go swimming. That way, when the beach waitress wakes you up to ask if “you’re OK, darling,” that tableful of empties doesn’t make you look like such a derelict. (Although the drooling and disorientation are your own damn responsibility).

“And then Edward stepped out from the trees . . .”

Every woman on the beach, at the pool, on the patio, at the breakfast table . . . ALL of them clutched a certain black-covered book. Yes, even me. No wonder I was so afraid of bats.

Someone’s Reading this Blog

The buffet counter at the Naked Pool Lunch has been moved to higher ground! The food is now placed at chest level to alleviate the chances of doodle dipping. (Thank god. I’d hate to spoon up some Thousand Island dressing for my French Fry Salad after Long Dong Tonto had been there.)  Guests are still asked to cover their unmentionables before eating, which, according to some online forums is a matter of contention. According to one angry nudist: “If I want to cover up, I’ll stay on the prude side. I certainly don’t drag my genitals over the food.” Gross! I think “genital dragging” is much less appetizing than “doodle dipping,” don’t you?

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I hope these journal entries helped you feel that you were right there with us: relaxed, naked, running from bats, and spitting coffee on the beach. If you’re still not feeling the vibe, take off your pants, drink a Red Stripe, and watch the Inauguration on YouTube. Everyone should have at least one naked milestone in their lives.

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48 Responses to “I Reveal Dave’s Snail”

  1. 1 Regan

    Hmmm… no comment. I’m 12, so I woulnd’t know much about any of that. I’ll just wait for a more non nude post.

    Regan’s last blog post..Memes

  2. 2 Lord Likely

    I once went to a nudist beach. Suffice to say, all the other male bathers left in shame.

  3. 3 Canucklehead

    Sadly, my own experience at a nudist beach ended with me leaving in shame … some royal dick straight out of the past showed up …

    Canucklehead’s last blog post..Top Droppers

  4. 4 Babs - beetle

    My that’s a large snail ;O)

    Babs – beetle’s last blog post..My 70’s Perm Disaster

  5. 5 chat blanc

    you have the best nude adventures ever! okay, so you’re the only one I know who has nude adventures, but they’re still the best! absolutely giggle and snort worthy! And I could almost feel a warm Jamaican breezed on my… ;)

    chat blanc’s last blog post..Thug-ercise

  6. 6 Daisy the Curly Cat

    I have to admit that I clicked on the photo. Just so I could study the snail’s shell in closer detail.

    Daisy the Curly Cat’s last blog post..Photo Hunters: Furry

  7. 7 Jeff

    Even though there’s a certain level of “ew” factor to this post, I am intrigued by the concept of being that free.

    Jeff’s last blog post..A Year in Pictures

  8. 8 flit

    I do believe you’ve outdone yourself with this post…. definitely dangerous to be trying to drink coffee while reading… if I had been so foolish, I am quite sure I would now have to change computers.

  9. 9 Stacey Kimmel-smith

    I have to admit the idea of the nudist lifestyle intrigues me, and your vacation description helps me “get” what people like about it.

    Not that I’m at risk of being a nude beach-goer ;-)

    Stacey Kimmel-smith’s last blog post..Life of a stallion: Ladykiller or lonely guy?

  10. 10 Stephanie Barr

    I see you took your wit with you and, THANK HEAVENS, brought it back to share with us. Has it ever occurred to you that those weren’t bats but flying snails? No? Then it must just be me.

    Heck, I didn’t think Edward turned into a bat.

    I have a few nude milestones but you’re all so young and they’re x-rated. Or did you mean public ones?

    Glad to have you back.

    Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..Ask the Uber Cool Nerd God

  11. 11 absepa

    I believe wholeheartedly in bats! They fly around in my backyard at dusk in the summer. Freaks me out something fierce.

    I’m glad you and Dave had a good vacation–thanks for sharing it with us!

    absepa’s last blog post..From the "Well, duh" Department…

  12. 12 dcr

    There are bats around here too. I’ve only seen them on summer nights. Maybe they go to Jamaica for the winter. ;-)

    They do know who doesn’t like them, because they seem to dart right for the people most likely to freak out when a bat brushes their hair with a flyby.

    dcr’s last blog post..Al Gore’s Thermometer

  13. 13 HappyCampers

    LOVED that. Seriously. Makes me *almost* consider such a vacation just for the people watching. Almost. Then Hubbs would want to do another one (vacation, not naked person)…

    HappyCampers’s last blog post..Learn Your Presidents, ‘Yo

  14. 14 flit

    We likes our bats…we have lots in and around our house… and would welcome more too. Bats are WAY better’n skitters.

  15. 15 amber

    LOL @ Doodle Dipping
    OMG, so THAT’s why I’ve never been to a nudist colony

  16. 16 Lola

    WELCOME BACK!

    It’s really too bad you couldn’t have gotten a photo of those gathered watching the inauguration on tv. (An above the chest photo would do, we’d still all get the idea that you all were nekkid.) I think that would have been hilarious.

    In the back of my head I wondered about mealtime at a nudist beach. It never crossed my mind that there would be a salad bar or buffet. Doodle dipping. Please excuse me, I think I’m going to be ill…

    Lola’s last blog post..Bi-Polar/Prescription Assistance Programs

  17. 17 Brooke

    Oh…… yea i can’t say anyhing else about the nude post.

  18. 18 Jaffer

    It’s almost midnight when I am finally getting the mood to read it.

    Sounds like you had a delightful vacation – except for the bats maybe.
    Or the cats
    Or the blister

    Or the other mishaps…

    :-D

    Jaffer’s last blog post..Purple Saturday: Delftware

  19. 19 Puglette

    oh my, the description of dave in his fleece pullover and the plastgic poncho…my eyes! my eyes!!

    and why are you spitting coffee at your computer?

    my only nudist beach experience i have ever had was a very long time ago. my ex husband wanted to go fishing and i wanted to go to the beach. so, we went to the beach. I had terrible eyesight and did not see distant objects well. I noticed a man walking up the beach with a fishing pole and a tackle box. Those are easy items to see from any ditance. As we got closer, i finally noticed his other pole…
    thanks for the giggles this evening!
    hugs,
    puglette
    :o)

    oh…photos of ollie in his new coat will be posted soon!!

    Puglette’s last blog post..Neighborhood Excitement

  20. 20 JD

    Regan: Excellent response. And don’t worry: plenty of non-nude posts coming up.

    Lord Likely: I don’t doubt it. I’m sure your snail was the envy of the land.

    Canucklehead: I need to know more about this. Was sand kicked in your face? Are we talking about a literal royal dick?

    Babs – beetle: Yes. Yes, it is.

    Daisy the Curly Cat: That’s OK, Daisy. It’s good to be curious. I hope you were able to get the information you needed.

    chat blanc: Ah. If you can feel those warm Jamaican breezes, then I’ve done my job. I’m also happy to be your one-stop shop for nude adventures.

    Jeff: You can’t be totally free without some “ew,” I think.

    flit: I hope you didn’t spit it all over your keyboard, as I have done so many times in response to absolutely nothing!

    Stacey Kimmel-Smith: I am strictly a nude beach/pool person, NOT a nudist. In other words, I really only enjoy the whole tropical vacation nude experience—I don’t garden in the nude or anything like that. But you can’t beat swimming nude in the ocean.

    Stephanie Barr: Flying snails??? Yikes! Then what was I running from? As for Edward, you’ve read the whole series up to now; I’m only on Book 1. My imagination gets the best of me. I think we’ll limit the nude milestones to public ones, just to avoid an X-rating. Good to be back!

    absepa: Thank YOU! I’m sure we have bats in these parts, but I never see them. I’m glad someone else believes in them!

    HappyCampers: Heh! Yeah, the people-watching is awesome. Of course those same people are watching YOU, but you get used to it. Or . . . maybe they weren’t watching me. Which is depressing.

    dcr: Oh, I KNEW it!!! They were targetting me! Can they smell fear? I know one touched my hair. Now I have to shave my head.

    flit: Ohhhhh, no. I have to admit, I rather like mosquito bites. It’s a bit annoying at first, but then so satisfying to scra-a-a-a-atch. BATS IN YOUR HOUSE?!

    amber: Well, if you ever go to this resort, you have no need to fear doodle dipping. Last year was a different story.

    Lola: THANK YOU! Yes, it was quite a scene at the Naked Clubhouse during the Inauguration. I think Obama would’ve approved. Last year I refused to do the Naked Lunch, but this year I was just too lazy. It’s OK as long as everyone wraps up in a towel.

    Brooke: Good girl, Brooke. This is the last of the nude adventures for a while.

    Puglette: Ollie has a new coat??? I can’t wait! Oh, my god. The “other” pole. Yes, nude adventures can be hazardous if you don’t see too well. I don’t know why I spit my coffee. It’s a weird gag reflex or something. It only happens with coffee.

    Jaffer: Yes, it was mostly wonderful. I can overlook the bats and the blister. The cats were a lot of fun, despite their . . . bathroom habits.

  21. 21 flit

    meant to say our YARD….. they don’t come in our house (much) cuz they have one of their own in the back yard, although they tend to prefer the trees or the garage during the summer

  22. 22 Singular Girl

    This almost makes me want to go on a nude vacation of my own! Except I think I might take issue with swimming in the ocean nude- you never know what will come out of nowhere and bite you in an inappropriate location… I shudder just thinking about it!

  23. 23 Baron von Rochester

    While I found this entire post wonderfully entertaining, this was my favorite line: I don’t see how they worked up an appetite for vermin after the platefuls of chicken and fish they were given by the guests at lunch.

    I guess vermin always sounds good … much like movie popcorn.

    Baron von Rochester’s last blog post..In Which I Deplore Modern Film-Going

  24. 24 Jackie

    I don’t think too many people can say they’ve seen a picture of their uncle naked on a beach. Now I am one of those people.

    I think your nudist adventures sound really fun. I think I should go on a trip like that… but I do not think it should be at the same time as you two. That could be awkward.

    Cheers!

  25. 25 Jen

    Genital Dragging sounds rather painful. Doodle Dipping sounds like a lot of fun.

    I guess I must be too much of a prude or simply too self conscious. I don’t think I could do a nude beach. I’ll get nude with certain people, alone on a beach but group nudity isn’t for me. At least not this year. Glad you had a great time and that is a lovely snail.

    Jen’s last blog post..National Vagina Day

  26. 26 Shieldmaiden

    Can I ask two impertinent questions:

    1. Do you have to sunscreen your dangly (or in your case, not normally-exposed) bits?

    2. Does it sting?

    Shieldmaiden’s last blog post..Getting all up in it

  27. 27 Maureen

    Okay, you are both:

    1) Much braver than I

    and

    2) Obviously much fitter than I

    For I could never, ever, ever do this.

    However, I do appreciate the post, the pic and the mental image of Long Dong Tonto.

    Thank you. Oh, and Daisy…. LOL!!!!!!

    Maureen’s last blog post..Crap, Another Vow Broken

  28. 28 The Incredible Woody

    I really wish I was that comfortable in my skin. I don’t even like being nekkid in my house with the blinds closed!!

    The Incredible Woody’s last blog post..Picture of the Day Again

  29. 29 Kathy

    God, where to start. I’m just coming out of my sick coma and I get a faceful of Dave’s bits. Nice … uh …. snail?

    I’m loving your comments, by the way. I, too, need to know about the sunscreen thing, especially for Dave. Such an intriguing situation.

    I’m sorry for your pedi-pain (sounds cute, but I’m sure it wasn’t).

    I think maybe you meant to spell it “Candi-Bambi”. Spelling Candy with a “y” confers upon her too many extra IQ points I’m sure she doesn’t have.

    Can you imagine the heaven that cats are in if they have miles of kitty litter at their disposal? They’re living better than any of us. The world is your litter box.

    And, finally, is Jackie ruined for life now? Will she be able to look Dave in the eyes at family gatherings? Get back to us on that.

    p.s You are my hero.

    Kathy’s last blog post..Bye Bye Birdie

  30. 30 Steve | Trade Show Guru

    hey JD,
    You wrote:
    “If you’re still not feeling the vibe, take off your pants, drink a Red Stripe, and watch the Inauguration on YouTube.”
    It’s a little late for the Inauguration (already seen it), but I’ll try this during the Superbowl… I’m not sure what are our guests are going to think though…
    ~ Steve, the pants-stay-on trade show guru

    Steve | Trade Show Guru’s last blog post..It Snows in the Winter

  31. 31 JD

    flit:OK, that’s much better! Even so . . . brrrr! BATS!

    Singular Girl: Yes, there are the mysteries of the deep to contend with. I mostly stayed in the pool, but it’s just irresistable to fling off your clothes and go running picturesquely (?) into the sea.

    Baron von Rochester: Mmmm. Vermin and movie popcorn. Two delicious things we don’t want to know too much about. Always a pleasure having you stop by.

    Jackie: Oh, dear. I told you uncle I didn’t think you read my blog regularly. I’m sure you’ve seen much worse sights in your career, so I won’t worry about you. You don’t have to worry about running into us naked unless you happen to go to this particular Jamaican resort. Just let me know if you do.

    Jen: C’mon, gentlemen, dip yer doodles! Yes, much more fun. Dave is actually reading the comments for this post (fancy that!) so I don’t even have to relay your compliments to him.

    Shieldmaiden: No question is too impertinent! 1. Oh, yes, MOST definitely. 2. No. The best thing to do is buy the spray-on kind of sunscreen. Then there’s no awkward public rubbing. Unless you’re into that.

    Maureen: I’m still not sure I truly did Long Dong Tonto justice. I mean, really. Ridiculous. I doubt I’m fitter than you . . . or anyone else else at the resort (except Candy-Bambi). And I loved Daisy’s comment too. She’s so curious!

    The Incredible Woody: I don’t either!!! But throw me on a beach with a bunch of naked strangers, and my inhibitions fly out the window. I don’t quite understand it myself. I don’t even like to shower at the Y!

    Oh, Kathy, I’m so sorry. Dave’s snail should be viewed only by people at the peak of health. As for Candy/Candi, it was always just “Candy” in my head. (by the way, Dave named her fake boobs “CandyBams.” Not that you needed to know that.) Hopefully Jackie will be able to burn the image from her retinas before our next get-together. Jackie? Please don’t avoid us!

    Steve | Trade Show Guru: Make your guests de-pants, too! Tell them it’s the latest trend in Superbowl partying. Just watch out for any snacks that might be at doodle level.

  32. 32 Margaret (Nanny Goats)

    I was about to say that I’d never been to a nude beach, but that’s not true. There was that one time. And it was horrifying. In fact, it was so horrifying, you’ve inspired me to write a post about it.

    I loved this post! I’m off to stumble it!

    Margaret (Nanny Goats)’s last blog post..Even Educated Fleas Do It

  33. 33 Brandon

    I’ve never been to a nude beach/resort but, after this post, I’m tempted.

    I just want a naked buffet!

  34. 34 MomZombie

    This reminds me of one of the regular advertisers in my former employer’s newspaper. I think the place was called “Whispering Pines” or something. Anyhow, we looked up the Web site and it showed naked people playing tennis among other things. All we could wonder was: Wouldn’t that be painful in so many ways? You have answered a lot of my questions about nude resorts. I never even thought about the doodle dip, though.

    MomZombie’s last blog post..My funny valentine

  35. 35 Tiggy

    I’m so glad ‘Pedro the Spike’ wasn’t at your resort. Oh, what happy holiday memories of that Spanish nudist beach we have!

    And some rather disturbing pictures of an old guy with a spike through… oh, never mind.

    Tiggy’s last blog post..Hog – A Tale for Groundhog Day

  36. 36 Natural

    and on the 3rd visit, she decided to leave a comment.

    dave looks quite comfortable there and so does that snail. i hope they have been formally introduced or that would just be too close for comfort.

    tatoo on the lower back? my friends from a radio show call that “the tramp stamp,” so i cancelled my appointment. a tramp i am not.

    buckcherry’s what? i’ma um, go listen to that cause i think he’s wrong and not speaking the truth. he’s obviously flummoxed, but too drunk to uh…is that even possible? no.

    the sun must have felt great on your skin. one day when i’m old and wrinkle, i’m going to give it a try.

    long dong tonto? yeah i should have read this one at home. thanks JD!

    Natural’s last blog post..Roll Call

  37. 37 Ranran

    hey, nice site! i’m kinda a newbie in this blogging stuff so i’ll appreciate it if you drop by my site and/or leave a comment. i really enjoyed reading your posts. ;-)

    i can also have your blog URL linked to my site if you want so to increase your blog traffic.

    I’ve also dropped you an Ecard. ;-)

    thanks! keep it up!

  38. 38 Florida Girl in Sydney

    I really did feel like I was there with you… naked, wet from coffee, and with sunburned boobs.
    Love the photo, that’s hilarious!

  39. 39 Erik

    We are so jealous!!! What a great getaway. We are inspired and heading to Hippie Hollow tomorrow. Thanks for the nudge, it’s been too long.

    Not only was it a great blog post with great shots, I enjoyed the comments immensely. You have a great following and do a really fantastic job of keeping up with everything.

    Erik’s last blog post..Carnaval 2009 – Austin, TX

  40. 40 JD

    Margaret (Nanny Goats): Thanks for the Stumble! I can’t wait to read your post. Sorry it was a horrifying experience, but where else do we get our blog ideas?

    Brandon: Come on . . . you know you wanna. The naked buffet it just the icing on the . . . cake.

    MomZombie: The naked tennis doesn’t appeal to me. I just want no tan lines and the feeling of seaweed up my butt. BEWARE the doodle dip, people!

    Tiggy: HA! Ow. I wonder if Pedro knows Long Dong Tonto? Seems like they might be 2 of a kind.

    Natural: Yay! Dave and his snail are very friendly. You’d better believe that photo underwent Dave’s closest scrutiny. Buckcherry RAWKS! And that too-much-drunkneness never seemed to be an issue in college.

    Ranran: Hello, young blogling. I did stop by your site (and commented). I can tell you that you cannot go wrong with a bacon post. Well done!

    Florida Girl in Sydney: I’m glad you like the photo (I’m still rather surprised Dave allowed it!) Yes, sunburned boobs can be a problem—you just gotta oil those babies up like everything else.

    Erik: Aw, thank you! I love my readers and their comments. That’s the best part of blogging. Have a great time in Hippie Hollow and come back and let us know what you did!

  41. 41 LBUG

    You certainly wouldn’t want any genitals dragging through a beautifully prepared bowl of hot fudge sauce though would you?

  42. 42 Tim

    Does Dave work in an office? Does he walk in on groups of co workers taking a look at his “snail” and then hastily closing the window and trying not to make snail to eye contact?
    Glad that you used a snail instead of a slug!

    Tim’s last blog post..Use A Double Jogging Stroller To Generate Web Traffic

  43. 43 JD

    LBUG: NO! Can you imagine having to forgo hot fudge on your ice cream just because someone dragged his (I’m assuming it’s a “he”) genitals across/through it? YUCK!

    Tim: HAR! None of Dave’s co-workers know about my blog . . . yet. He’s already suffered the trauma of having his niece see this post. Snail-to-eye contact: that’s a good one.

  44. 44 Corrina

    I am pretty damn sure there wasn’t one sentence of this post that didn’t crack me up! I love the journal style. And that you get naked in public! Rock on sister.

  45. 45 JD

    Corrina: You are too kind, mon ami. Public nakedness is just another I do so you don’t have to. Unless you want to. Then, YOU rock on, sistah!

  46. 46 D at Seafoodpunch

    Haha, thats awesome. I wish i had a guy willing to donate a photo to my blog with a little…ok, sorry, BIG snail to hide his ding dong.

    A nude beach sounds really awesome…someday…

    D at Seafoodpunch’s last blog post..Loving Robots A Little Too Much

  47. 47 JD

    D at Seafoodpunch: Oh, just ask my husband—I’m sure he’ll do it. Just make sure you say “BIG” snail. Nude beaches can be lots of fun—don’t put it off too long!

  48. 48 Kelvin

    All I can say is “wow”. I would like to go to a nude beach, but it scares me to death just thinking about it…


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