I Played Sex Casino

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This weekend, Dave and I decided to turn our humble bedroom into a pleasure mecca with Sex Casino, just one of the many awesome and sex-ay games available at your one-stop shop for adult toys: Eden Fantasys (warning: the link takes you to dildos). The folks at Eden Fantasys were kind enough to send me this game to review, because I don’t just do “things.”

I do SEXY things.

We made sure the cats were occupied with a toy of their own . . .

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. . . and then we proceeded to check out the contents of the box.

The basic components are: playing cards, sexual favor betting chips, naughty dice, scratch & win lotto cards, and sexy spinner, with which you can play any combo of 25 “outrageously fun bedroom games.”

game-parts

The cards, which are shaped like large, sexy tongue depressors, say “Have you been serviced?” on one side and “Orgasm Service Station” on the other. So that’s nice to know. Anyway, there are several card games you can play, including strip poker, which we skipped, because Dave was already naked.

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The manual is a little overwhelming. The foldout has instructions on both sides.

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Gus! You’re supposed to be in the living room!

After we stop giggling and taking pictures of each other’s butts, we get down to business. I mean, sex.

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Who doesn’t have sex with their laptop?

“What, you’re gonna write about this WHILE we do it?” Dave asked incredulously.

“I’m just gonna take some notes.”

First we select “Play for Foreplay,” which requires each player to guess the number of chips in the other’s hand. The winner is the recipient of whatever “act” is on the chip(s). “This game can certainly be a real teaser,” promises the manual.

Dave wins the first round. I reveal my chip: “Oral.”

“All right!”

“Let’s play another round.”

“Where’s my oral?”

“We’ll do everything at the end.”

chips

Next up: “Finger Play.”

We automatically begin thumb wrestling.

“Let’s try the naughty dice. We’re not being very sexy here.”

“That’s because you won’t give me my oral.”

“You know, ‘oral’ can refer to several things . . .”

“No! It always means a blow job!”

There’s nothing in the fine print to confirm whether or not “oral” does in fact refer only to blow jobs, so we move on.

dice-and-chips

Sexy Dice! This game is simple: one die has a sexy verb; the other has a naughty body part. “Game ends when you both can’t take the teasing anymore.”

Examples of possible rolls:

Suck –> Booty

Lick –> Feet

Blow –> Naughty Bits

Massage –> Ears

Kiss –> Neck

Nibble –> Lips

Damn! I get “Lick Feet.” Good thing I trimmed my toenails. Dave plants a dainty kiss on my toe and then rolls a “Suck Booty.” Double damn!

“Did you take a shower?”

I cautiously apply my lips to the meatiest part of his left buttock and begin to suck. I’ll tell you: it’s a little weird suckin’ on a butt. I let go with a loud “PLOP!”

“I gave you a hickey!”

We take a picture.

“Massage Butt.” Dave approaches my butt as if it were a particularly stubborn wad of dough and begins kneading furiously. This feels about as sexy as getting my teeth cleaned.

“Lick Neck.” I scoot around behind Dave to do some licking.

“I can’t feel anything!”

“Well, I’m just doing it with the very tip, like sexy people do.”

“Come on, get some tongue in there.”

I obligingly slap my entire tongue wetly up and down his neck.

“EW! It feels like someone just smeared me with a gluestick.”

SEXY!

Next we try the sexy spinner, which commands us to “Tickle Hot Spots. “

Neither of us likes being tickled, and we can’t figure out if “hot spots” are synonymous with naughty bits or with ticklish bits. Other options on the spinner include “Lick All Over” (PASS!), “Strip Tease” (already naked), “Talk Naughty” (BWAH!), and “Nibble Earlobe” (yuck).

The funnest game was the Scratch & Win Lotto cards. “You will reveal a sexy surprise waiting to be played out. The fun of these games is that you just don’t know what you will be asked to do!”

What: Quickie

Where: In the Kitchen. Don’t worry about undressing completely, just drop your pants or lift your skirt and have fun getting it on!

How Long: 2 minutes!

Dave: “2 minutes? Well, I am 45, you know.”

JD: “You don’t think you can last 2 minutes?”

Dave: “I don’t think I can get it up in 2 minutes.”

We finish up by trying to toss the dice into each other’s belly button.

“Now what do you want to do?”

“Just have sex?”

“OK.”

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Is it over yet?

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Thank you to the folks at Eden Fantasys for letting us play Sex Casino! This was a fun game that resulted in more laughs than sexy moments, but I can assure you: Dave lasted WAY more than 2 minutes, and I finally got the satisfaction that the butt massage failed to provide.

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60 Responses to “I Played Sex Casino”

  1. 1 Stephanie B

    Well, and there you go. I’m glad you did this for us, played Sex Casino I mean.

    We can have our own sex (it’s not the same vicariously).

    I’m glad it all worked out in the end, with or without hickeys.

  2. 2 PG

    too funny. you should have loaded the dice.
    .-= PG´s last blog ..Patriots 25 – Bills 24 (225/365 v2.0) =-.

  3. 3 Anne

    I was a little concerned when I saw the title. This could have rapidly descended into TMI territory. Thank you for not letting that happen. I was glad to see that the cats had their own entertainment. They are too young to watch you play Sex Casino.

    It sounds like you had a lot of fun and laughter is a great basis for a relationship.
    .-= Anne´s last blog ..New Books, Strippers and More =-.

  4. 4 Queen Katherine

    My sweet JD…THAT was THE BEST review of Eden’s – no, sex toys and games – EVER.

    I love the “Well, I am 45″ comment…and your update at the end. Your life and outlook are like no other, my friend.

    It almost makes me wish I weren’t single. ALMOST.

    But I do have a question. Does this mean you suck ass?? xx

  5. 5 Daisy the Curly Cat

    That game seems very, very confusing. How do you win? And, um, what does “sex” mean again?
    .-= Daisy the Curly Cat´s last blog ..Harley’s Tuesday Teaser =-.

  6. 6 Natural

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    this was hilarious. i’m trying to control the grin on my face, i had to wrap the lower part of my face in a napkin so no one would see me laughing. by the end of this post, i was fully dressed in a berka!

    i won’t make a real comment, cuz i’ll be right back in rehab.

    and this reminds me, i have a chiro appointment in a few minutes:

    “Massage Butt.” Dave approaches my butt as if it were a particularly stubborn wad of dough and begins kneading furiously.

    you’re the funniest, jd. thanks for the laughs! yeah i’ma read it again. and seriously, throw this card out. Quickie.
    .-= Natural´s last blog ..Herstory In the Making =-.

  7. 7 CatLadyLarew

    Thanks for playing Sex Casino so I don’t have to! Licking toes just isn’t my kinda thing. Especially as I’d be playing the solo version. I’m not sure I can even get to my toes with my tongue anymore.
    .-= CatLadyLarew´s last blog ..Getting My Day in Court Class =-.

  8. 8 Phyl

    This was hysterical! I wasn’t sure just how detailed you might get (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but this was absolutely classic. You are sooooo dedicated to doing things so we don’t have to! Your grateful public appreciates that.

  9. 9 Kathryn

    This has to be the most hilarious sexual encounter I’ve ever heard. (HEARD…not had…I actually quickly read this as “Had”. Felt the need to clarify…as I was not there, FYI.)
    You two sound like you’re as much into the humor as you are into what you’re supposed to be doing.
    Wow. Do you realize that brand new sexual couples probably do all that stuff without a game? Or any hard-to-understand instructions?
    Gus wasn’t able to help you decipher them? He could have at least pointed to the page so you’d know if you were doing something blatantly wrong.
    Sounds like a good time was had by all. I wonder what they’ll want you to review next??
    .-= Kathryn´s last blog ..Over My Head =-.

  10. 10 absepa

    Ha! Excellent post. Dave is such a trooper, being willing to get a butt hickey for your blog and all. Gus and Pru are looking at you *very* suspiciously in their first photo.
    .-= absepa´s last blog ..It’s a major award* =-.

  11. 11 dcr

    Okay, parts of this, especially toward the end, were too. much. information. Thx. Some things I didn’t need, or want, to know.

    On the other hand, I think some parts of this could be used in sex ed classes. I think abstinence rates may go up dramatically, since many of the things make it too much like work, and you know how teens don’t like work.

    So, when the cats get a new toy, do you think they KNOW what’s going on in the other room? You know they do. You can tell by the look on their faces.

    Prudence: “OMG! New toy!”

    Gus: “It means Mommy and Daddy are gonna get frisky.”

    Prudence: “We can’t haz cheeseburger instead?”

    Gus: “You can eat with that image in your head?”

    Prudence: “OMG! New toy!”
    .-= dcr´s last blog ..Shine Sweet Freedom =-.

  12. 12 GoingLikeSixty

    Very very funny. The fact that I’m a very visual person helps.

    “PLOP: I gave you hickey!”

    Oh jaysus… hope he remembers when he strips to shower at the gym. Yes it was a LOL moment, and have few of these reading blogs.

    Loved this, one of your best since I’ve been reading.
    .-= GoingLikeSixty´s last blog ..Review: Magic Jack Feedback Revisited =-.

  13. 13 Maureen

    Okay, first off please forward my apologies to GUS for forgetting you had TWO cats in my cats post the other day! Gad! How could I???? Crap. Crapity Crap Crap.

    Second, I just lost it when you started your thumb wrestling.

    And Third, thanks for playing Sex Casino so I don’t have to….. ;)
    .-= Maureen´s last blog ..You’re My Only Hope =-.

  14. 14 Puglette

    thank you so much for playing this game for me. i am glad you both had fun. i am also glad that gus and pru had their own fun game to play. that was very thoughtful of you.

    will you also play monopoly for me? that game takes way too long and i always get bored and start stealing money from the other players.

    hugs,
    puglette
    :o)
    .-= Puglette´s last blog ..A Learning Experience =-.

  15. 15 mattress

    Lol this was one of the funniest posts that I’ve read so far on this blog. We got a pair of those naughty dice too once and had similar results – it’s just too awkward to be taken seriously!

  16. 16 Barb - WillThink4Wine

    OK, I couldn’t read after butt hickey. Just in case… :-)
    .-= Barb – WillThink4Wine´s last blog ..Hairdate 1966, or “Buddy, can you spare 2 dimes?” =-.

  17. 17 babs - beetle

    Oh my! The awful things you have to do so we don’t have to. You suffer so much for us ;) I take it Dave doesn’t have a hairy bum, or you couldn’t have got a good suction!
    .-= babs – beetle´s last blog ..Fly by night? =-.

  18. 18 Kelly

    Oh, thank you, THANK YOU for playing this game so I don’t have to! And thanks to Dave, as well, for his excellent participation. Based on your review, I know this is a game I will not need to buy. But I might go check out the other items Eden Fantasy has to offer. Um, after I get home from work, of course. ;)
    .-= Kelly´s last blog ..Fractal No. 128 =-.

  19. 19 Pricilla

    There do not seem to be rules for goats. This is discrimination.
    I tell you the goats of the world are going to unite and demand equal treatment!

    Now I will go think about my rhumba date with Luke the goat that is coming up in December. Maybe he will want to nibble my neck….
    .-= Pricilla´s last blog ..Baby Steps =-.

  20. 20 JD

    Stephanie B: No, I would never presume to have sex so you don’t have to. That would be presumptuous. (PS: The hickeys—hickies?—didn’t last.)

    PG: Yeah, you’re right. I didn’t get any “Oral.”

    Anne: No TMI, I hope. I’m not even really naked in that picture. I don’t want to gross you guys out, after all. You, or the cats.
    Queen Katherine: Oh, thank you! And yes, I guess it DOES mean I suck ass, but only with Dave and only when playing Sex Casino. I don’t just walk around suckin’ anyone’s butt, you know.

    Daisy the Curly Cat: Well, maybe you ask your Mommeh to explain what “sex” means. As for how to win . . . um, ask her that, too. runs and hides

    Natural: Wow, a burka! That’s quite a compliment! I don’t think I’ve ever achieved burka-level before. Good luck at your chiropractor’s! Ask him if he’ll knead your butt. Dave’s technique was so rough I think he might’ve realigned my spine.

    CatLadyLarew: I definitely cannot lick my own toes, nor do I particularly like to have other people do it. Licking or being licked—toe-wise—is not my thing.

    Phyl: Why, thank you! I do so appreciate the recognition. It’s not always easy—tho I have to admit, this was pretty fun. Some of you may actually want to play Sex Casino yourselves!

    Kathryn: Oh, I did read “had” at first! HA! I think humor definitely overtook sex-ay—per usual. I was thinking exactly the same thing: brand-new couples just DO this stuff; they don’t roll dice. Next? How about a dildo harness?

    absepa: Isn’t Dave awesome? This morning when I told him the post was up, he asked if there was anything that would embarrass him. Oh, DAVE! Yeah, Gus and Pru do not like being left out of anything.

    dcr: HA! I love the conversation between Gus and Pru. That is no doubt EXACTLY what they were saying. I’m sorry some of this was TMI; I did try not to reveal TOO much (hickey photos, for instance).

    GoingLikeSixty: I’m pleased to have been the cause of a LOL. I don’t LOL very much myself. I think Dave’s hickey wore off before he went swimming at the Y the next day. I think.

    Maureen: Oh, Gus understands! Pru is still all new and shiny and sometimes gets more attention than he does, but he’s very laid back about that kind of thing. Thumb wrestling! Yes, it’s considered sexy now!

    Puglette: You’re very welcome. You know we always think of Gus and Pru. I get bored with Monopoly too. Maybe you should try playing it with sexy dice?

    mattress: Hmmm. Spammer? Your comment is acceptable . . . I guess. You may stay.

    Barb – WillThink4Wine: I swear: the butt hickey is about as bad as it gets. Just be thankful I didn’t include the photo of the hickey.

    babs – beetle: No, it actually is rather hairy! But I was determined to play by the rules. Thank you for acknowledging my sacrifice for you guys.

    Kelly: Yes, please do check out the site. It’s actually quite tasteful and respectable. I may review another product for them if they don’t hate me after this one. What should I choose?!

    Pricilla: Did you check out ALL of the Web site? There might be some games for goats. Altho it sounds like you and Luke are doing pretty well on your own . . .

  21. 21 Leeuna

    Awww. JD You sacrifice so much for so little…er…I mean you do so much for us and we do so little for you… Wait, that didn’t sound right either… Nevermind. Dave’s massage technique sounds like Wayne’s. Or was this TMI? =-O

  22. 22 MomZombie

    Thanks for hosting Vegas night for us We don’t have a high-stakes game over here, just the slot machines. You know, yank on the arm relentlessly, hoping one or the other will pay out once in a while.

  23. 23 Mark VanPatten

    This has ‘viral’ written all over it:

    Want to help? Go here and comment and buzz it:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/goinglikesixty/old-people-play-sex-games-sex-casino-and-then-sha-id
    .-= Mark VanPatten´s last blog ..Review: Magic Jack Feedback Revisited =-.

  24. 24 ann

    LOL, this was just too hilarious, biggest laugh I had today. I think tonight I’ll just say sorry honey but someone else had sex so I don’t have to….roflmao
    .-= ann´s last blog ..You get a D =-.

  25. 25 Jen

    My ex#2 and I used to play a similar game but the directions were confusing and since we were already naked we cheated. Glad you got some laughs and that Dave not only got it up in 2 but kept it up for more!
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..The Lost Symbol =-.

  26. 26 Jeff

    You crazy kids.

    I used up all my sexy poker chips back in the 80s. I’m guessing your little game doesn’t even HAVE cards for the things I did to win.
    .-= Jeff´s last blog ..Talk Show Fail =-.

  27. 27 JD

    Leeuna: Never TMI at I Do Things, as you can probably see. As for what I sacrifice, be it a lot for a little or whatever, I am happy to do it. Especially when it involves sexy dice.

    MomZombie: This helped me get over my disappointment at not going to Vegas this year. OK, not really. At least I didn’t lose any money at Sex Casino.

    Mark VanPatten: HA! Of all my blog posts, this WOULD be the one to go viral. Anyway, thank you for your efforts to spread the story of old people playing a sex game. I’m sure the Internet is grateful.

    ann: Oh, thank you. It was fun to play and even funner taking notes for my blog post (not very sexy). Yes, by all means, no one has to suck butt or lick toes tonight: I did it!

    Jen: Good ol’ Dave. I think it was the butt hickey. “Since we were already naked we cheated.” HA! I love that. Often happens when people are naked.

    Jeff: Well, I recognize a challenge when I hear it. You’re gonna have to FIND those chips and prove it, big shot. I bet YOU never had to suck a butt.

  28. 28 Lola

    Finger play = thumb wrestling? I’m going to have to tell Anastasia we’ve been doing it all wrong.
    .-= Lola´s last blog ..Now it’s your turn…What are you most thankful for? =-.

  29. 29 cardiogirl

    This was absolutely the best post I’ve read in a long, long time.

    I will be smiling and chuckling all day. And my 9-year-old is going to ask, repeatedly and in an annoyed way, “What’s. So. Funny?!”

    And I’ll give her my pat reply. “Just something my friend said. You had to be there.”
    .-= cardiogirl´s last blog ..I’m an international phone call away from being a multi-millionaire =-.

  30. 30 cardiogirl

    p.s. Woman! Where’s your stumble button?!
    .-= cardiogirl´s last blog ..I’m an international phone call away from being a multi-millionaire =-.

  31. 31 Lindsey

    I’ve been stalking your blog for a while, and am always heartily amused, but this is so hilarious I choked on a piece of granola for hysterically laughing. I haven’t eaten granola in two days, so I don’t know how that happened, but thanks for the great post.

  32. 32 Jeff

    Of course I never HAD to… that doesn’t mean I didn’t though.
    .-= Jeff´s last blog ..Talk Show Fail =-.

  33. 33 Patty

    This should be linked to the ‘I embarrass Dave’ blog post, poor fellow! We stick to ‘Sexy Simpson’s Trivia,’ I suppose that shows our age a little bit. I was disappointed there was no roulette wheel…I can’t imagine how it’d fit in, but to me, any casino game must have a roulette wheel involved.
    .-= Patty´s last blog ..Threadless Tshirt Giveaway at jaypeeonline.net =-.

  34. 34 Ilana

    I actually fell over from laughing so hard at this one. Seriously, one of your best–and they’re all good! The butt hickey will stay with me for a long time…good thing or bad thing? I can’t decide.
    .-= Ilana´s last blog ..I’m an Absolute Scream =-.

  35. 35 Kathy

    I love the faces of Gus and Prudence. It’s like they know you have all the good stuff in the other room. The chips, the cards, the spinner, the dice and there will be hickeys! Butt hickeys!

    Hilarious post, and tell Cardiogirl to figure out how to stumble this, or someone else should, ‘cuz the Stumble people get mad at me when I stumble all your stuff. I want to tell them IT’S BECAUSE SHE’S SO G-DAMNED FUNNY, THAT’S WHY! But they don’t care. Bastads.
    .-= Kathy´s last blog ..Fresh Baked Memories =-.

  36. 36 Drew G

    Hilarious !! I love it !! You are a mad genius !!

  37. 37 Ann's Rants

    Girl, you one crazy butt-chomper.
    .-= Ann’s Rants´s last blog ..Certain Occasions Call For Normal Singing =-.

  38. 38 JD

    Lola: HAR! Oh, boy. I dunno. I can’t say the thumb wrestling was all that exciting, so you may be better off with your current method.

    cardiogirl: Wow, thank you! Yeah, you kinda had to be there. Or not. I’m sure no one needs even an ounce more info than is provided here. (And there’s a Stumble button at the bottom of the post. Do you see it? Have at it, and thank you!!!)

    Lindsey: Aren’t you nice! So the granola just worked its way back up your throat, only to be choked upon? Granola is so weird that way. I’m glad you enjoyed the post—I really appreciate your comment.

    Jeff: I knew it. We have a lot in common.

    Patty: I should probably create an “I Embarrass Dave” category. A roulette wheel would’ve been boss. I was personally hoping for a mini Elvis impersonator, but you can’t have everything.

    Ilana: Butt hickeys are ALWAYS good! Unless you have to give one. I could live without ever having to do that again. And thank you for the comment. You’re so nice!

    Kathy: Yeah, they wanted those dice. Forget the fun roll-y ball game with catnip mouse sticking up from the center. WE WANT THOSE DICE! Thank you, my Junk Drawer friend. Your nice comment means a lot to me.

    Drew G: YAY! I’m so glad you like it. It was a blast. Thanks again.

    Ann’s Rants: HA! Thank you! Nothin’ like a good butt chomp to release some stress.

  39. 39 Will

    As I clicked on the title in your feed to come over here, I was thinking “wait a minute, how does she know this is not one that we WOULD want to do ourselves”? Either way, another funny post indeed. And you are married to a very tolerant man.
    .-= Will´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday 9-16-2009 =-.

  40. 40 cardiogirl

    Damnation I did not see that Stumble button at all. But you’re stumbled woman.

    Well earned, I might add.
    .-= cardiogirl´s last blog ..Is a wig just a weave by any other name? =-.

  41. 41 Storm

    LOL!!! I definitely got my laugh for the day out of this post – good ol’ Eden Fantasys. ;)

    Nice to know we’re not the only ones who always seems to have the laptop around AND have to try to bribe the pets…
    .-= Storm´s last blog ..And I Thought *I* Was Psychotic… =-.

  42. 42 Margaret (Nanny Goats)

    That is easily the best product review I’ve ever read on a blog!

    You’re playing that again tomorrow, right?
    .-= Margaret (Nanny Goats)´s last blog ..Germaphobes Unite: You Can’t Lick Just Any Floor =-.

  43. 43 Jenn Thorson

    So… are the cats now giving you funny looks?

  44. 44 jessica

    I would have given our dog a big giant chewy toy and left him in the living room. Would have are the key words here as I live alone and no longer have a dog
    .-= jessica´s last blog ..TAKE TWO: Crazy Woman Loves Water on Her Head to Get Drink… =-.

  45. 45 Jay

    Hahahahaha!! I can imagine trying to play that thing and it not being in the least bit sexy. LOL! The phrase that comes to mind is ‘trying too hard’ … and yes there were two whole double entendres in that sentence.

    Did I win? Or do I still have to play Sex Casino?

  46. 46 Bingo

    At least you had a good laugh :) Cant wait for your next post !!!!!!!
    .-= Bingo´s last blog ..Bingo community – Chapter 5 =-.

  47. 47 Koolmotor

    I felt unclean for 48 hours after reading your blog.

    It’s back to a six pack of Staropramen and Cops reruns for me.

  48. 48 JD

    Will: HA! Yes, Dave is VERY tolerant and such a good sport. And by all means: feel free to play Sex Casino yourself. I mean, with yourself and somebody else, hopefully.

    cardiogirl: Woo! Thank you! I feel Stumbled, and it’s a gooooood feeling.

    Storm: Thank you! Yup, Good ol’ EF. They always come thru for a gal. And a guy.

    Margaret (Nanny Goats): Thanks, my goatly friend! Boy, I don’t know about a repeat performance. That sexy spinner really took it outta me.

    Jenn Thorson: Yeah, you should see them. They’re all, “We heard licking noises.” Ew.

    jessica: Well, it’s the thought that counts. I’m sure your imaginary dog would’ve been happy to wait in the living room while you played Sex Casino . . . alone?

    Jay: You win! No Sex Casino for you. Yeah, I’m trying to figure out just who would find this sexy. As I think I said above, young or brand-new couples really don’t need this kind of game. It’s more for the laughing than the sexy.

    Bingo: Yup. A good laugh is sometimes better than a good orgasm. GOD, what am I saying?!

    Koolmotor: Sorry, big bro. But the title was pretty clear. Next time stick to the more non-sexy posts. And enjoy “Cops.”

  49. 49 Aftercancer

    Okay, you get sex casino and the last product I received was pomegranate juice. Not that there’s anything wrong with pomegranate juice, but seriously….
    .-= Aftercancer´s last blog .. =-.

  50. 50 Tracy

    Haaa! I love it! I never get good loot.
    .-= Tracy´s last blog ..SlimCado, A Review =-.

  51. 51 JD

    Aftercancer: Yes, there is quite a difference between Sex Casino and pomengranate juice, for sho’, BUT isn’t pom juice supposed to be very good for you? I can’t say that Sex Casino has many anti-oxidants.

    Tracy: What? You got a SlimCado! That’s comedy gold!

  52. 52 Spot

    Omg. That was the funniest damn thing I’ve read all day!!! And I have read a lot of funny shit today!!! I laughed so hard my son heard me all the way in the basement. I wiped tears from my eyes. Thank you. Thank you for playing this game so I don’t have to. Thank you for making me realize that my husband and I are not the only ones who have comical sex lives. I’m totally going to share this with him. Of course, he’s probably gonna want a butt hickey if I do….

    ♥Spot
    .-= Spot´s last blog ..Wedding of the Weekend? =-.

  53. 53 Tracy

    I had to buy my own damn SlimCado! And it tasted worse than butt!
    .-= Tracy´s last blog ..I have one of the best writer’s websites in 2009 according to Writer’s Digest =-.

  54. 54 JD

    Spot: Wheee! I’m so glad you got a laugh at the expense of two old people trying to get down. Yes, your husband will TOTALLY expect a butt hickey, so be prepared. (It’s really not that bad.)

    Tracy: Did you at least give it a butt hickey?

  55. 55 Dr. Zombie

    Very funny, but I have a problem with the inclusion of the cats, albiet in a passive role.

  56. 56 David

    This was hysterical. These are the kinds of games I definitely can’t play, because I have such an inconvenient sense of humor, plus I’m easily grossed out. I mean, it’s Tab A into Slot B, and then a lot of cuddling, right? Am I missing something here?
    .-= David´s last blog ..It may not be the best policy, but it’s easiest to keep track of =-.

  57. 57 JD

    Dr. Zombie: Believe me, the cats wanted to be included WAY more than what you saw.

    David: HA! I think an inconvenient sense of humor is ESSENTIAL for a game like this. As for Tab A and Tab B, I think you’ve got it. Some of us don’t even need the cuddling.

  58. 58 One Stop Adult Shop

    Ha ha, that post was hillarious. As much as the game is silly I guess it gives you something to laugh about. I’ve heard that some people do get bored in the bedroom (I don’t know how), so maybe for those people it makes it interesting. Thanks

  59. 59 hotsextips

    Oh, I love the naughty dice. That’s hilarious! I love the cats, too. My husband and I have two cats who have sometimes turned up unexpectedly. Better than toddlers appearing, though. :-)

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