I Make Announcements
Published by JD August 26th, 2007 in I Blog, I Give and Receive.
Announcement #1
I’ve been getting a lot of love lately from bloggers via viral linking and ProBlogger’s 31 Days to Building a Better Blog. But there seems be some confusion about whether I’m a boy blogger or a girl blogger. In an effort to clear up this matter, I went to the most reliable and reputable source for identity and gender clarification.
I carefully entered reams of personal data into this highly sophisticated processor. I think you’ll find that the results are irrefutable:
IT’S ME, JD!
ALL WOMAN!
Announcement #2
In an effort to help One Man Reach His Goal (and a chance to win $10,000 for myself and another $10,000 for my favorite charity), I have shelled out ten whole dollars to purchase an advertising square on Bryan’s 10K Giveaway. Why don’t you head over and buy yourself a square? The sooner they sell out, the sooner I get my 10,000 clams.
Announcement #3
I love my subscribers—but I need more! My FeedBurner stats are embarrassing to reveal. Subscribing is so easy you’ll kick yourself in the head for not doing it sooner. You can subscribe by e-mail or by RSS feed (see sidebar). You already know how to receive an e-mail, right? Well, RSS is just as easy. Simply watch this 3-and-a-half-minute video to learn how harmless RSS subscription can be. Then sit back, relax, and let the magic of subscription make your life 100% less complicated.
I don’t know of anyone who was confused. Nope, not at all. One need only read your about page and they’d know. Who would miss such a thing? No one I would name, that’s for sure.
Heh! Those pesky “About” pages . . . they can be so cumbersome. What I should do is create a cool cartoon version of myself to put on my banner. Yeah . . . that’s what I should do!