I know I said recently that I’m not the type to judge, but I NEVER said I was not the type to LIE, so that stuff about not judging was a big lie. Sorr-ee.
You’d better believe I judge. And most of my judgments end in a dramatic thumbs-down.
But not THIS time!
Because I have been selected to judge some really fun and cool and SCARY stuff. Just wait till I tell you!
I Hate My Message Board’s First Annual Scary Product Contest
My good friend Tracy, over at IHMMB, has decided to throw a contest for the scariest, weirdest, freakishest, and/or creepiest product you—yes, YOU!—can find, photograph, and submit.
You need to check out Tracy’s post for all the deets, but lemme say just this. The prizes are beyond awesome. First prize? An IHMMB T-shirt AND the much-coveted Cheeseburger in a Can mounted in a Lucite box WITH the winner’s name engraved on a (faux) brass plate.
Whew. It doesn’t get much more exciting than that.
And, yes! I’m one of the judges, along with:
- David of Blogger Dad
- Sean of Writer Dad
- Margaret of Nanny Goats in Panties
- Ron of Clark Kent’s Lunchbox
You’ve got until October 29, 2009, to submit your original photo of a freaky, scary, weird product.
Or, you can just sit back on your lazy ass and let the placenta shampoo win. It’s up to you.
The Funny Not Slutty Blog Book!
Are you funny? Great! Are you slutty? Then you are disqualified! I’m kidding. I think you can be funny and maybe a little slutty. The important thing here is funny.
Jacki, at Funny Not Slutty, is compiling the first-ever Funny Not Slutty Blog Book: a downloadable e-book featuring the BEST of the BEST blog posts featured on the FnS site.
If you’re a member of FnS (and if you’re not, join today!), then all you gotta do is submit the link to your favorite post (limit 2 posts) included on FnS. Act fast, because only 250 posts will be considered, from which between 16-32 will be chosen for this one-of-a-kind collection. Submissions will be accepted ONLY until November 15. You do NOT want to be left out of this book! Check out the rules on the submission thread here.
Joining me in the judging of the funny are:
I hope you’ll check out both of these sites TODAY, because I’m sure, unlike me, you’ve got nothing better to do. Me? I have to catch up on my reality TV.
And now! Lest you think I’m going to deprive YOU of the fun of judging ME, here are some recent additions to my Netflix queue.
- Entrails of a Virgin
- Baptism of Blood
- Empire of the Ants
- I Spit on Your Corpse (NOT to be confused with I Spit on Your Grave)
- Blood Car
- The Death Factory: Bloodletting
- The Curious Dr. Humpp
- Let Sleeping Corpses Lie