Comments on: I Help the Masses

By: JD

JD — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:06:46 +0000

Jac: Oh, thank GOD you still had your panties on. I remember making a similar maneuver while drunk (although alone and fully clothed) and pulling down the shower curtain rod AND a towel rack from the wall. I still haven’t fully recovered from the dislocated jaw.

Neas Nuttiness: Aw, thank you. I’m pretty old, so you have PLENTY of time.

By: Neas Nuttiness

Neas Nuttiness — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:14:12 +0000

You are just tooooooooooo funny!
I want to be just like you when I grow up. LOL

By: Jac

Jac — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:02:37 +0000

About falling butt first into the “baathtub”… I recently was trying a seduce a random boyfriend of mine while so intoxicated everything I was doing was surely NOT sexy. I lost my balance in his bathroom and fell ass first into the bathtub, ripping down the shower curtain on top of me. To make the situation even more humiliating, I was only in my panties when this happened.

Stories like this make me proud of myself, and also remind me while I’m single.

By: JD

JD — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:00:05 +0000

Eric Lippert: HA! You’re obviously not blogging enough about penises or drugs.

By: Eric Lippert

Eric Lippert — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:06:55 +0000

Wow. Those are *way* better than mine: http://blogs.msdn.com/ericlippert/archive/2005/01/05/riddle-me-this-google-part-three.aspx

By: JD

JD — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:13:52 +0000

Chris@TheSnackHound: Ah, the perils of free movie channel weekend. Yes, I’ve gotten an eyefull of Skinemax on more than one occasion, but I’ve never been “lucky” enough to see some penis puppetry. Hey, I bet it’s on YouTube!

By: Chris@TheSnackHound

Chris@TheSnackHound — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:10:43 +0000

Nope. I swear I didn’t. It just served me right for surfing around during free movie channel weekend. You know the time. They don’t want people to drive drunk during the New Year or Memorial Day so they flip all the cable on and hope you are too drunk to not stop yourself from ordering all the channels. Cinemax and Showtime are a little less “all ages” after dark than Sprout and Nick and Night.

By: JD

JD — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:08:22 +0000

Chris@TheSnackHound: Oh, you are too polite! HAHAHA. I’m so sorry this post triggered an unpleasant . . . puppetry memory. You’re almost a little too coy—I think you ATTENDED this puppet show. Admit it!

By: Chris@TheSnackHound

Chris@TheSnackHound — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:23:45 +0000

I didn’t read it before, but Shieldmaiden is talking about exactly what I was talking about, but was thinking myself impolite to say it.

By: Chris@TheSnackHound

Chris@TheSnackHound — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:22:54 +0000

My favorite one of all time was when someone found my blog typing in “stop, oval headed woman.”

The colonoscopy person sounds like they are hoping to lose some, versus wondering how much the COULD lose.

JD, since you are another woman, like myself, who is over the age of majority, maybe I can tell you this. The boyfriend who does strange things reminds me of a show I accidentally caught once that was talking about a certain touring company that did, for the lack of a better term, puppet show. Only they were not using their hands. Well, they were using their hands of course, but they were using something else as the main shadow for shadow puppets.

Now, I am very sorry I mentioned it, but it is your fault for something from 10+ years ago that I saw for about 5 seconds bubbling to the surface.

First the urn head…now that…