‘Tis the season not to hate people
Tra la la . . . OH MAN HOW I HATE THAT ONE LADY!
She’s so selfish! So jerkass-ish! So STOOPID! There aren’t enough exclamation points in the world to express how much I hate her.
Anyway, this lady. You may know her. She’s kind of attractive, nice hair. Likes to buy expensive dresses, tho her taste is questionable. Her taste in men, however, is spot-on, ‘cuz her guy is really cute.
He wants to go on a vacation.
Aw! How nice is that? There will be dining, boating, all kinds of fun activities they can both enjoy!
There will be no vacation. No dining. No boating. No fun activities.
Well, see for yourself.
If you were too lazy to watch the video that would’ve taken 30 seconds of your precious time, I’ll spell it out for you:
The idiotic woman has spent all of the couple’s hard-earned reward points on a dress. Yes, you read that correctly. A single dress. No, the dress isn’t made of edible gold or diamond-filled Hershey Kisses, or even credit cards. It’s a dress. And it’s kind of fug, really.
Are you beginning to understand why I hate this lady? It’s not even that she selfishly spent all that money on a stupid dress but that she’s not the least bit worried about the guy’s reaction! She’s SO SURE he’s going to think she’s adorable for being such a cute little spend-bunny.
AND SHE’S RIGHT!
What’s his response to this mind-boggling fuckery?
A look and a smile that says, “Oh, honey. You’re such a mischevious little scamp! How can I get mad at you?”
I’ll tell you how, bub. She just spent the equivalent of a VACATION FOR TWO on a freaking DRESS!
If I ever do something this bone-headed, I hope Dave will punch me in the eye, because that? Is the appropriate response. Not a helpless grin.
I’m not the only one who hates this lady. From around the Internet, enraged viewers are voicing their opinions:
That bitch. He could have used those points to buy a flat screen. Sure, she’s hot, but it’s still grounds for choking a bitch.
This commercial has convinced me to have a clause for credit card points in my pre-nup.
Hey wench, we spent years accumulating that equity and you spent it all on an item of clothing you are only going to wear once behind my back? You ugly, Hilary Swank-looking thief of a wife.
I’d give her 10CC of rewards.
OK, that last one was gross.
So, men? Your partner comes home to announce that he/she has spent what must be thousands of dollars on a dress.
What do you do? (It can be illegal.)
Women? You have a choice between a fun vacation with your partner OR A SINGLE DRESS that you can plan on wearing in misery and poverty ALONE forever because your partner will kick you out to begin a new life, accumulating reward points to spend on hookers and blow.
What do you do?
Ugly dress came from here