Comments on: I Got My MRI Results — and Possibly a Lawsuit

By: JD

JD — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 13:52:29 +0000

Grandma: Crap. I knew you’d find me. Look, old lady, I’m not shelling out $400 for whatever piece of my computer has taken residence in your toe. It can’t be very important. And I am NEVER getting another MRI again in my life — at least, not in this country.

By: Grandma

Grandma — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 00:47:09 +0000

I knew if I searched for you long enough, I would be able to let you know that I had a piece of your computer lodged in my toe…… For a mere $400 you can have it back. BTW, I asked the schedulers if I could always schedule my MRI appointments the same time as yours……

By: JD

JD — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:38:00 +0000

CatLadyLarew: Good point! Why, oh, why don’t I think of these snappy comebacks at the time?

By: CatLadyLarew

CatLadyLarew — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:15:20 +0000

What’s she bitching about? Skin grows back… computer keys don’t.
.-= CatLadyLarew´s last blog ..I’m in Heaven! =-.

By: JD

JD — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:39:37 +0000

David: I was disappointed too. But, yes, there is a bright side. The hip MRI. Who knows what's lurking in THERE? I appreciate the sage nod. I wish you'd been there in the waiting room with me. A sage nod might've gone a long way toward shutting up that old lady. meleah rebeccah: I know, right?! I was kind of expecting to get yelled at. But he be cool. Wendi: Heeeeey . . . I like the way YOU think, too! *puts on high heels and heads out the door*

By: Wendi

Wendi — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:59:17 +0000

Love it.
You know, grocery stores can be awfully slippery this time of year.

By: meleah rebeccah

meleah rebeccah — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:43:04 +0000

HA! I like the way YOUR DOCTOR thinks!
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Devastation Nation =-.

By: David

David — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:15:57 +0000

See, this is why people should have Netbooks. You couldn’t possibly injure someone with one of those tiny things. *nodding sagely*

I’m really disappointed that you don’t have a half-formed twin or some alien pod. Oh well. Better luck next time.
.-= David´s last blog ..O Cat =-.

By: JD

JD — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:31:59 +0000

Bingo: NO ONE knows what they'd do . . . until it happens. Anne: I, too, was hoping for some rare but easily resolved disease. In lieu of that, I'm glad there's nothing wrong. Ideally, there would be separate waiting rooms: one for coughing people, little kids, and old ladies, and one for me and my laptop. georgie: It really was a living nightmare! I've gone on vacation without my laptop, so I know I can live without it. But the payoff is that I'm lying on a beach in Jamaica. There would've been no payoff if this old lady's foot had broken my computer. Maureen: Congratulations! I think you've just invented "SOL"! Yet another reason for me to desire a BlackBerry. Sigh. Thanks a lot, Yoda Pricilla: That's what kills me: I'll never know. Unless she does sue me, and then I can confront her in the courtroom. I'm glad the MRI didn't show anything bad. But yeah. That's also kind of a bummer, that there's no explanation. Until I get the hip MRI. That one will probably show nothing wrong either! moooooo35: I'm on my way . . . reluctantly. dcr: Monotone. But I like your interpretation. It makes me feel better, knowing she was laughing at me instead of cursing me. V: HAHAHA! A pedicure gift certificate would be hilarious. Or, do they make gift cards for growing a new foot? Next MRI I'm going to demand to be felt up (not down). It's the least they can do. Chris@TheSnackHound: Yes, please be careful. I'm already swimming in lawsuits. But if you do injure yourself, I know a good doctor . . . Kathy: I'm pretty sure I DID give her an "I'm sorry" for every "Ow." At least it felt that way. I love Regan's idea too. I'd happily pay a small fee for my own private waiting room (with free wi-fi.) mrsblogalot: My laptop is a "she," but thank you so much for your show of affection. She appreciates it.

By: mrsblogalot

mrsblogalot — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:41:51 +0000

OW OW OW my stomach hurts from laughing…tell your laptop we love him and we are so glad he is going to be alright.

And tell that lady to kiss your Shift key! Whiner.
.-= mrsblogalot´s last blog ..The Convenient Jew =-.