Comments on: I Got Drunk

By: Demiera

Demiera — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:51:37 +0000

First: they do still call beer brewskis lol
That sounds like it was absolutely horrifying but a lot of fun in a weird way
Port-a-potties are why I don’t drink anywhere but at a party. I can barely stand those things sober, much less with a little alcohol in me…
At least you just escaped with the possibility of a butt virus
I’d have probably fallen into the toilet

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By: JD

JD — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:10:32 +0000

Maureen: It wasn’t bad. Of course, I was drunk, so why believe me?

Thank you!

Monique: Thankfully, yes, the butt virus didn’t develop into the sometimes-deadly Ebola Butt. A good soaking in bleach will usually prevent that.

Thanks for stopping by!

By: Monique

Monique — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:53:23 +0000

rofl!!!! omg, that brought back such horrific, yet now funny, memories of going to summer festivals.

I hope your butt virus turns out to be a mild case.

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By: Maureen

Maureen — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:45:20 +0000

Hahahaha! Pizza sauce! (actually that sounds kinda good….)

Loved it!

By: JD

JD — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:08:19 +0000

Shieldmaiden96: Oh, what a great idea. And much less noticeable in the middle of a crowd. Your drunken experience sounds a lot more . . . wet than mine. Gross. I doubt my little bottle of hand sanitizer would’ve been much help.

By: Shieldmaiden96

Shieldmaiden96 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:50:00 +0000

Get the spray sanitizer. It dries faster and you don't actually have to touch your contaminated cheeks. I too had a drunken encounter this weekend, though not one I would have preferred. Sunday morning, 0245....I responded to a 911 dispatch for a woman 'semi conscious' behind a local bar. Crew arrived to find her seated on the ground, unable to support the terrible weight of her own head, in a puddle of spew. Four of us hoisted her up and dropped her on the stretcher (I noticed her tramp stamp had '69' in the middle of it. Charming.), levered her into my nice clean ambulance, and she promptly rolled over and hosed it with about half a gallon of something in the Alabama Slammer family. Also my feet. I had sandals and shorts on. That'll teach me to cover for someone on a Saturday night. Shieldmaiden96's last blog post..Summer Reading for the Terribly Awake

By: JD

JD — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:25:57 +0000

ann of the shampoo bag: Ah, laziness. Is there a better virtue? Well, Regan could probably make a killing ghostwriting comments. Hers are always among the funniest here and at The Junk Drawer. The Hypocritical One: Yes, it would seem odd, but who am I to judge? I'm the one with the wet butt. And I like your idea of handles; I'd just have to make sure there was another pound of toilet paper on hand so my hands wouldn't have to make contact.

By: The Hypocritical One....

The Hypocritical One.... — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:44:31 +0000

Aaah....wet port-a-potty. You should petition to have handles installed up high in the john...then you can hold onto them and give your shaking legs a break. Then you take a picture as that would be verrryy funny. Would it seem odd that I'm a straight man who carries toilet seat covers in my car just for this occasion? The Hypocritical One....'s last blog post..Twig and berries

By: ann of the shampoo bag

ann of the shampoo bag — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:27:55 +0000

JD- thanks, but I live vicariously thru other blogs. I’m too lazy to have my own blog. I prefer to drop remarks and run. I wish it were a paying position, though.

However, I’m almost too lazy for that. I’ve actually entertained the thought of paying my daughter, Regan to ghostwrite comments for me.

By: JD

JD — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:53:17 +0000

Natural: I was politely ignoring how drunk you sounded. I can’t promise to drink on the job, but how about if I take some muscle relaxers?