I got a new camera!
What kind is it? Geez, I dunno. But it’s wee and shiny and fuchsia and comes loaded with lots of cool features that someday I might master if I can set aside a few weeks to read the directions and also get an eyeball transplant because those directions are impossible to read.
My First Picture!
Yes, I took a picture of the directions. It was totally an accident, but don’t you agree that true art is usually accidental? DON’T YOU?
Look, it’s Dave!
Dave is trying to drive in peace while I manically take pictures of everything in sight. As usual, he is inscrutable, but he might be expressing the slightest annoyance. What do you think?
Here she is, welcoming us into her home on the Fourth of July. Isn’t she pretty? Oh, you’d BETTER not be calling my mom blurry.
It’s Dave Again!
I haven’t quite mastered the “night” setting. See him? He’s right next to that tree. I think he’s smiling and waving. Or not.
Well, you’ll just have to take my word for this one. Later I found out there actually is a “fireworks” setting. Crazy!
The next day, I kind of figured out how to work this damn camera.o
Weird Dead Sunflowers
Aren’t these cool? Prettier dead than alive, I always say.
Yeah, the fetus is still on my driveway. It’s a little crumbly and its vestigial tail fell off, but it is otherwise intact. For what purpose, I do not know.
But it was weird, y’all. After the fetus picture, I started noticing things showing up in my photos that I SWEAR weren’t there when I took the picture. You may need to clickify to biggify to see these things of which I speak.
Still Life of Scarred Foot with Cat(s?)
A Study in Background and Foreground
Weird. Can you figure out which things in these last 6 photos don’t belong? I must have accidentally clicked on the setting for “Gimmicky and Pointless Photo Elements.”
And of course my new camera has a video function. Prepare yourselves for a short film I like to call “My Feet! They Move!” This film features a surprise appearance by two well-known actors AND a shocking ending.
(It’s dramatic because it’s SILENT!)
Well, I hope you enjoyed my “Wordless Wednesday” post. Yes, it had some words, but they were mostly stupid.