Hey, everyone!
There’s still time to enter my fabulous Vocabulary Skillzzz contest. What’s at stake? Read this to find out how to enter and what you might possibly win.
You’re up against some stiff competish, tho. Here are the current entries:
If you have sensitivity in your nether regions, try taking Vicodin so you no longer feel the pain of wearing underpants and don’t have to go out in public nude anymore.
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You’re nude if you’re on vicodin, even if you are wearing your underpants.
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Ummm, yeah . . . I found Vicodin in my nude underpants.
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Regan:
“What are these?”Little Stevie asked. “Oh, just grannie’s underpants.” Little Stevie was scarred for life.
Little Stevie looked at the white pills. Were they tic tacs? Candy? He decided to try them even though he was warned they were Vicodin.
Little Stevie got undressed for his shower. Then he got dared to run around outside nude.
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Carol:
As I stood by the pool nude and dripping wet from the latest way I could think of to get my mind right, the door bell rang. As the maid ushered him in, I grabbed my lacy underpants and welcomed the new delivery boy with the reward of myself and some of the Vicodin his very thoughtful employer had sent my way.
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Canucklehead (ineligible, but hilarious):
The legendary Vegas showman, Vic Odin was hurriedly preparing for his show, which was starting momentarily.
He scrambled around his dressing room searching for his trademark sunglasses, which frankly he felt nude without.
He finally found them with mere moments to spare. Can you guess where? That’s right – under pants.
All entries must be in by around 6:00 PM Central Time-ish, Sunday, March 16. Simply write your sentences in a comment to this post or to the original post linked above.
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Never eat soup in the nude, because if you spill it on your lap and you’re not wearing any underpants, you’re gonna need some Vicodin!
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Jeff! Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain! Thanks for giving me yet another excuse to take Vicodin!
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Underpants? No thanks! I prefer to go nude when I take Vicodin. It’s much more interesting for the people around me.
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Thanks for the shout out on Kathy’s blog about gravatars and WordPlay. The mention was much appreciated.
Carla! Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain! You, too? I find nudity and Vicodin to be a match made in heaven.
(you’re very welcome!)
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“Well doctor,” I said, while popping a Vicoden, “I threw my underpants in the bushes, raced nude toward the pool and ‘kersplash’ – belly flop”
Kelley! Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain!
And … ouch. A well-deserved Vicodin, if ever there was.
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So the Prozac must be working on my OCD because I keep forgetting about this contest. Here’s my lame attempt:
The warning label on the Vicodin clearly warned against going out in the nude. But don’t underpants just create an internal environment of nudity, you know for the bits and pieces?
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Cardiogirl: Huzzah! You are eligible for a fabulous Jamaican keychain!
The Prozac must also be making you hilariously creative, because your attempt? The opposite of lame.
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