Oh, boy, oh, boy, OH, BOY!
My new cereal marshmallows are here!
Remember that whole cereal marshmallow debacle? You can read about it here, or you might prefer to enjoy this brief summary:
I ordered some cereal marshmallows online, and they sucked.
And, of course, I had to write a post about it. Well, guess what happened, my little bloglings? Not long after that post appeared, I got an e-mail:
Hi there. This is about your marshmallows on your blog.
It was the owner of the cereal marshmallow site! RUN! HIDE! But I didn’t. I kept reading:
I thought your post about it was funny except for one thing . . . you weren’t happy with my product. Now that makes me angry . . . and you didn’t tell me . . . now I’m angrier.
CRAP! Cereal Marshmallow Guy is going to get me! But no. He had added a little smiley face to show he was only kidding. Turns out, he is a really nice guy who can’t bear having an unhappy customer. He said he must’ve sent me the “kosher” marshmallows, which are not made with gelatin (apparently a key ingredient to a successful cereal marshmallow). He insisted on sending me a new shipment of marshmallows, free of charge.
Well, if you’ve been to his site, you know he doesn’t just sell cereal marshmallows. When I excitedly opened my box, in addition to three beautiful bags of colorful, extra-gelatin marshmallows, I found:
So much cool stuff! That hat says, “Pimpjuice,” by the way, and I totally rock it. Energy supplements, 2 awesome T-shirts, stickers . . . wow! I was thrilled but also terrified. What if these cereal marshmallows sucked too? Would I be forced to write a bad “review,” even after receiving all this cool swag?
I was so excited to run out and buy some cereal to accompany my cereal marshmallows! But first, a 4-hour nap. Then, on to Walgreen’s, my one-stop shop for junk food and drugs. Last time I tried the marshmallows with Rice Krispies, but this time, no shilly-shallying. I went straight for the hard stuff:
I made my cereal base:
Then added the marshmallows:
A cautious chomp. Another more enthusiastic chomp. The verdict?
THEY ARE DELICIOUS!
And just look at that sweet, sugary marshmallow dust:
What a relief. My search for the perfect cereal marshmallow—which has been going on for, what, a whole month?—has ended.
Please visit this guy’s site and buy some cereal marshmallows today. Why not get a Pimpjuice hat while you’re at it?
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