I Dream of the Milky Way

A living box of candy wrapped up so very fine
Do it to me chewy chew me out of my mind

milky way without caramel

I thought I’d dreamed it.

I saw it. I bought it. I ate it. I loved it. And I dreamed about it.

But then, was it all a dream, after all?


Because my favorite candy blog, CandyBlog, wrote THIS.

Yes, it’s real. A Milky Way bar with ONLY the caramel part. Brilliance! No more of that annoying fluffy noughat. It’s JUST THE CARAMEL! (I don’t think you quite understand the significance of this . . . but then, neither do I.)

Oh, I know. You could go out and buy a Caramello, and believe me, I WILL, but this is news. Big news.

Weirdly, tho, the only place I’ve seen it is at PetSmart. Whaaat? Why PetSmart? Are pet owners known for their caramel love? I don’t know. But I do know that I can’t find this caramel-only Milky Way anywhere else. Of course, I could go back to PetSmart, but is it weird to go into a pet store and buy just a candy bar? Or, to more more precise, 50 candy bars?

Ah, Milky Way With Only Caramel. How you haunt me, with your awkward name and noughat-less filling. Wow, “noughat” is one weird-looking word, isn’t it. Am I spelling that right?


Apparently not.

Anyway, as I was saying, OH, Milky Way. How little I really know about you. Let’s learn more, shall we? First, we shall check out the all-knowing Wikipedia for some Milky Way facts.

The Milky Way, or simply the Galaxy, is the galaxy in which the Solar System is located. It is a barred spiral galaxy that is part of . . .

Well, THAT doesn’t sound very delicious.

OK, here we have a more reliable source on the Milky Way CANDY BAR, Wikipedia!

Oh, my God. I am home.

People are actually writing ODES to the Milky Way on this site.

Oh, caramel. You are my sweet piece of heaven. Mmm. [punctuation added by JD]

So fluffy. So creamy. So chocolatey. So Milky Way.

Oh, Milky Way, how you satiate my intense longing for something sweet.

Milky Your Way to a delicious Milky Way bar, dark or light, frozen or not.

That last one was kind of lame, yes? I think I can come up with something better.

Milky Way, your chocolate robe
Covers the most modest of fillings.
Sweet caramel — nothing else!
This shy maiden lies silent, waiting to be discovered.
Milky Way, fling open your chocolate robe!
And let the mouth chomp away on your hidden secret.

AND IN THIS CHOMPING, let there be . . .

OK, that first stanza is probably enough. Oh, but what a stanza it is.

Dang! The Milky Way site only let me submit the first two lines. Stupid.

Anyway, I hope you’ll all create your own ode to the Milky Way and submit it, both here and on the Milky Way site.

And head out to your local PetSmart and try the new Milky Way With Only Caramel!

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48 Responses to “I Dream of the Milky Way”

  1. 1 moooooog35

    If Milky Way had a vagina I would totally do it.

    You know, that might not even be required.

    Might want to check to make sure your wrapper hasn’t been tampered with, fyi.
    .-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Infiltrating the Texas Roadhouse Secret Society =-.

  2. 2 Jenn of Many Cabbages

    O Milky Way
    You are not a Dud
    Thus securing your galactic supremacy
    .-= Jenn of Many Cabbages´s last blog ..Second Childhood with Hoveround Commercial =-.

  3. 3 Spot

    Oh sweet Milky Way, thou giver of bliss
    How I long for thine chocolate caramel kiss.
    Forsake the nougat and be only mine.
    A love like ours is surely divine.

    How’s that?

    .-= Spot´s last blog ..Disenchanted… =-.

  4. 4 Tara

    Milky way with only caramel! How have I not heard about this! Thank goodness you dreamed of the Milky Way so I could learn about the wonderful caramel-y goodness. I am stopping at PetSmart on my way home today!
    .-= Tara´s last blog ..Giveaway! =-.

  5. 5 Mone

    Need to go to candy store NOW … IMMEDIATELY … FAST … running
    .-= Mone´s last blog .. =-.

  6. 6 Anne

    I want to try one, but don’t have a PetSmart nearby. Why do I think it will end up like my endless Take 5 search. Unable to find it anywhere :(. At least you enjoyed it so I don’t have to.

  7. 7 Surfie

    I’ve never seen one of these! Now if they only made it with dark chocolate, I could die happy. I bought some Rolo’s the other day, and they’re good, but they could be so much MORE if only they were made with dark chocolate. *sigh*
    .-= Surfie´s last blog ..Substitute Workshop! =-.

  8. 8 Stephanie B

    I’m entirely unqualified to respond here. I also prefer dark chocolate and, since I’ve never been fond of nougat, I don’t and never have eaten Milky Ways by choice.

    True, this sounds like an improvement, but, as I’ve managed my life without MW so far, I’m not sure this will change things radically.

    Also, I don’t want to go to PetSmart.

    In fact, I think I’m a little scared that changes will alter my version of reality such that I find myself needing a candy bar that I have gone through my life never needing before.

    I’m not ready to have my life altered that way.
    .-= Stephanie B´s last blog ..Writing Essentials: Characters Part Four: Protagonists Part 2 =-.

  9. 9 Ron

    Ok, first I have to say…

    I laughed my ass off when I read Moooogo35′s comment.

    ..If Milky Way had a vagina I would totally do it.

    Bwhahahahahahaha….that was HYSTERICAL!

    And second…

    HOLY SHIT…this Milky Way sound likes my kind of orgasm. Anything carmel makes me swoon. And if you add dark chocolate to it, I would definitely be singing, “Oooo…love to love ya, baby!”

    Thanks for letting us know about this, JD. I will definitely look for it!
    .-= Ron´s last blog ..Maria from Russia =-.

  10. 10 Maureen

    This sounds freakishly similar to the Mars Caramel. Back to Wiki:


    The Mars bar is a sweeter version of the American Milky Way. Since the summer of 2006, all Mars bars produced in Canada are peanut-free. Mars is one of the few chocolate bars in North America for which no size of the product has any trace of peanuts. In February 2008, Mars Canada introduced a new variety of Mars bar called “Mars Caramel” to compete with the Cadbury Caramilk and Nestle Aero Caramel bars.

    Yum. I wonder if the store downstairs here at the hospital has them… ‘scuse me whilst I find out.
    .-= Maureen´s last blog ..Olympic Dreams =-.

  11. 11 Jaffer

    Oh you are stuck ?
    In Milky Way’s caramel muck ?

    Oh there one I love more you see,
    Can there be anything bigger than Galaxy ?

    Astronomically they are the same I think
    Perhaps you can compare it to Dove
    But with Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Ripple and Galaxy Milk chocolate drink
    Can there be anything more to Love ?
    .-= Jaffer´s last blog ..Monday for meeting… tuesday for talking… =-.

  12. 12 dcr

    Why does PetSmart have this? This is like a doggy death prescription. Chewy goodness wrapped in delicious, deadly chocolate.

    Milky Way: Doggy Death Bar Edition
    Now available at a PetSmart near you!

    Why doesn’t PetSmart go the extra yard and start selling chocolate-covered bacon strips?
    .-= dcr´s last blog ..Who is Sayid? =-.

  13. 13 JD

    moooooo35: If Milky Way had a vagina, I would totally do it. How, I don’t know. But I’d figure out a way.

    Jenn of Many Cabbages: Oooh, nice! I like how you incorporated another candy in your ode. AND the reference to the galaxy. Very, very nice.

    Spot: How’s that? HOW’S THAT? That puts my ode to shame, is how that is! Excellent, my dear Spot. I hope you submitted it to the Milky Way site. It is truly divine.

    Tara: Yay! Let me know if you found it and tried it. I wish I’d gotten two or five or twenty on that fateful day. Hmmm. I may have to make a trip soon.

    Mone: NO! Not the candy store! PetSmart! PETSMAAAAART!

    Anne: That’s funny. I remember reading about Take 5 and deciding to try it — only to discover it was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. I hate it when that happens. Why do they torture us this way?

    Surfie: Ah, you’re one of those dark chocolate people. Me, I don’t care for it. I’m a milky girl all the way. They do make a dark Milky Way, tho, don’t they? But as of yet, not one with only caramel. Maybe someday.

    Stephanie B: How strange to never have eaten a Milky Way. I thought that was a requirement of childhood. I don’t blame you for not wanting to go to a PetSmart. They always smell like dog food and wet fur.

    Ron: moooooo35 is definitely one of a kind when it comes to comments. AND his blog. This Milky Way . . . well, “orgasm” is the perfect word. I just knew you were a “caramel” person. Our friendship continues to grow.

    Maureen: Well? Does it? Did you get one? I do love Wikipedia. Now I feel like doing some thorough candy bar research.

    Jaffer: AWESOME! Jaffer, you are quite the poet when it comes to chocolate, at least. This Galaxy bar has me quite intrigued. I think it’s one of the few candy bars I didn’t try while in Canada. I do have to subtract at least one point, however, for using “muck” to describe my adored Milky Way. Otherwise: BRAVO!

    dcr: I really don’t know. It’s weird. But at the checkout aisle, there’s a display of candy bars, just like at the grocery store. And among them: MILKY WAY WITH ONLY CARAMEL! Maybe there should be a warning, not to feed it to your dog?

  14. 14 Puglette

    i totally agree with surfie, i would really like a milky way caramel bar in dark chocolate. of course, i could bring one home and dip it in dark chocolate…hmmmm

    and ollie appreciates your love and adoration ;o)
    puglette and ollie
    .-= Puglette´s last blog ..Monday Road Trip =-.

  15. 15 Jaffer

    Hi JD, the Galaxy bar is not available in N. America. You’ll have to ask friends in the UK or the Middle East.

    Some say that it is sold as ‘Dove’ but, ‘Dove’ tastes less sweet.
    .-= Jaffer´s last blog ..Monday for meeting… tuesday for talking… =-.

  16. 16 LJ

    For some reason (or poor spelling sense) I would never have thought to put an “h” in nougat. Funny how some word spellings just make sense and other don’t. For you – it made sense for me – I don’t think I’ve ever typed the word before. Fun – thanks for making think about my spelling.
    .-= LJ´s last blog ..Blondes ….. Gotta Love ‘em =-.

  17. 17 LJ

    P.S. I must make a confession and say that chocolate bars are not my thing. Actually ‘chocolate’ is not my thing. I didn’t mind the occasional nibble, but then I married a chocoholic and its ALWAYS around the house, so I’m kinda turned off from it. That said – I have found memories of getting a “Cherry Blossom” with my mom when I was a kid.
    .-= LJ´s last blog ..Blondes ….. Gotta Love ‘em =-.

  18. 18 Bingo

    John Lennon helped me a little bit

    “Is there anybody going to listen to my story
    All about the bar who came to stay?
    It’s the kind of bar you want so much
    It makes you sorry
    Still you don’t regret a single day.
    Ah Milky Way
    Milky way…. ”
    .-= Bingo´s last blog ..Funny Valentines games =-.

  19. 19 Daisy

    Milky Way, I am mad at you!
    Not a drop of milk inside,
    only yucky goo!

    by Daisy (the Curly Cat)
    .-= Daisy´s last blog ..How Does That Work? All About Cars! =-.

  20. 20 babs - beetle

    I’ve just eaten a ‘Twix’ does that count? It has biscuit and caramel in it. I’ve never tried a Milky Way. I don’t think we have them here in the UK.
    .-= babs – beetle´s last blog ..Oh Babs! where are you? =-.

  21. 21 Lola

    I’m going to have to try it before I write my ode. I guess now I have an excuse to go to Petsmart. I probably should get a little somethin’ somethin’ for the kitties too. It’s only fair. Lol!
    .-= Lola´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Call to Attention! =-.

  22. 22 absepa

    nougat is absent
    heart filled with caramel glee
    o, Milky Way mine

    Mine is a haiku, instead of an ode, because I stink at all other forms of poetry. I saw the caramel Milky Way at Target not too long ago. I’ve managed to resist so far, but I don’t know how long I will be able to hold out.
    .-= absepa´s last blog ..The worst of the words =-.

  23. 23 Lin

    But I don’t like going to the Petsmart. You have to cross the River of Pee to just step in the door and then all those weird dog people let their dog come up to you, like you like them, and let them sniff you–which drives me NUTS! I DO NOT like your dog, please don’t bring him over to me after he’s just peed like a racehorse in aisle 3! That whole “bring your dog to Petsmart to whiz” concept just makes me wig out.

    Uh, can you pick me up a candy bar while you are there so I don’t have to?? And get me one off the TOP shelf, please.
    .-= Lin´s last blog ..I Love Hobbes Thursday =-.

  24. 24 Lauren

    Oh, Milky Way, my melted midnight rendezvous in the dark. I love you, but you are nothing without chocolate. Chocolate is the ambrosia that fills my dreams, the ache in my heart that never goes away. You can do anything with chocolate. You can serve it cold or serve it hot. You can dip it, boil it, braise it, sauté it.

    There’s chocolate kebabs, chocolate basted bacon bits, chocolate mint jubilee, steamed chocolate tetrazzini, chocolate pineapple tarts, chocolate soup, chocolate whipped banana ice cream, chocolate brandy slurpee supreme, chocolate crab cakes, chocolate cheese cake, chocolate vanilla cake tower cascading with cream, chocolate smörgåsbord, chocolate pie, chocolate drizzled pancakes, chocolate fudge, and my favorite, chocolate jumbo shrimp.

    .-= Lauren´s last blog ..Sarah Palin Magazine: Straight from the moose’s mouth to your bleeding ears. =-.

  25. 25 WillOaks Studio

    Well, I sure hope you get a commission (or at least a few free bars) because you have totally sold me. What do you mean, “I don’t have to?” I DO have to…have to get the chocolate covered caramel, I mean. Hmmm, aren’t I low on cat food here or something??
    .-= WillOaks Studio´s last blog ..Naturally Born Killer =-.

  26. 26 Kathryn

    So, with all the research you’ve done on The Milky Way, you never contacted the company to find out why only Pet Owners will ever know this little piece ‘o Heaven??

    I mean really, JD…..I would’ve expected more from you.

    I always thought that a frozen Milky Way was a great way to break a tooth….and now I can’t get that thought out of my head.

    Thanks for that, btw….
    .-= Kathryn´s last blog ..Coulda Woulda Shoulda =-.

  27. 27 Your Daily Cute

    Ugh. PetSmart is soooo far away from me. Are you quite sure that maybe Pet Supermarket or Petco don’t carry them? Because that would be much more convenient for me…
    .-= Your Daily Cute´s last blog ..Epic Battle of Cat vs. Fish =-.

  28. 28 Katie

    I REALLY want you to go to petsmart for 50 candy bars and write all about it. That would make my day.

  29. 29 Mone

    Typing next Petsmart into my Navi =)
    .-= Mone´s last blog .. =-.

  30. 30 cardiogirl

    JD, I really want to play along, but I hate the Milky Way. Yuck. I don’t even like the nougat (yes, a very strange looking word, indeed).

    Now Snickers’ nougat is a different story. If only they would make a Snickers minus the nuts and caramel that would be heaven on earth for me.

    P’raps I should go to Snickers with the idea.

    My poem.

    Milky Way?
    I’m just not that into you.
    It’s not you, it’s me.
    .-= cardiogirl´s last blog ..The book of questions, Volume 77 =-.

  31. 31 Buggys

    We are preparing for 2 feet of snow to be dropped on us. Of course I feel compelled to run to the store for toilet paper, even though I don’t need it. Now I have another item on my list! I need a box of these Milky Way caramels to get me through this blizzard. It’s the only thing that will get me through. Well, that and a stack of movies.
    .-= Buggys´s last blog ..Health Reform? =-.

  32. 32 Tara

    I was running errands last night and had to go to 3 different stores (including Petsmart) to pick up the things I needed. I looked for the new Milky Way at each store and couldn’t find it! I forsee sending my husband on a hunt through every grocery store and Petsmart in the metro area to find me some! JD has triggered some major pregnancy cravings with this post and they are not to be messed with!!
    .-= Tara´s last blog ..Giveaway! =-.

  33. 33 Patty

    *I* take my dogs to the PetSmart and when I find that they have occasional bladder leaks, a la that commercial with the bouncing balloons full of water that makes me run to the toilet, I do clean it up with papers towels and the handy-dandy cleaning solution. In fact, one of my dogs was adopted at a PetSmart rescue event. (I have no self-control when it comes to fuzzy, cuddly things that occasionally urinate in the PetSmart, hence my choice of marriage partner.)

    Uh…point. Go out and adopt a poor, defenseless Milky Way with Only Caramel (MWWOC?) You’ll be so glad you did for the seconds of unconditional love that eating a Milky Way with Only Caramel can bring.

    Also, donations for purchases can be sent to P.O.Box 530, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

  34. 34 JD

    Puglette: Oh, you naughty Puglette! I wonder what the Milky Way creators would think of THAT?! (I would like to dip Ollie in chocolate and . . . SQUEEZE HIM AND KISS HIM!!!)

    Jaffer: OK, that explains why I didn’t see it in Toronto. I bet I can get it online tho. As for being “more sweet” than Dove? I am ALL about “more sweet.”

    LJ: I’m guessing that adding the “h” makes sense for no one, but me. Although it is listed as a variant spelling in my dictionary, so I feel a little better.

    And now, onto this confession. Are you an alien? There’s another fairly regular poster on this blog who doesn’t like chocolate and has confessed to being an alien. If so, speak up. If not . . . well, I just can’t think of any other explanation!

    Bingo: John Lennon would be proud! And so am I! Now I’ll have that delicious tune going thru my head all day. Well done!!!

    Daisy: Daisy! I know you love your milks, but still! “Yucky goo” is NOT how I would describe my beloved caramel. Tho I can see that it wouldn’t exactly appeal to cats.

    babs – beetle: Mmm. I haven’t had a Twix in ages. I’m not sure if you have a differently-named Milky Way in the UK. It’s hard to imagine living in a country without a Milky Way, whatever its name.

    Lola: Yes! And anyway, you’ll feel silly just getting a candy bar. I’m going today and getting a cat dancer toy, which is something I’ve been meaning to get anyway. PRAY they have my Caramel Milky Way!

    absepa: Resist?! What is this crazy resisting you’re doing? STOP IT! Give in! Your wonderful haiku reveals that you are already a slave to the Caramel Milky Way, so you may as well march right over to Target (or drive) and get you some.

    Lin: HAHAHA! You’re so right about those “dog people.” I find the same thing with babies sometimes, too, tho at least they don’t usually sniff you. Just keep away from me, EVERYONE, and let me buy my candy bar in peace. Lin, of course I’ll pick you up one. I’ll save it till we have our blogger meet-up.

    Lauren: I’m so glad you included that final comment, because I would NEVER have thought that you loved chocolate. Now just where are you getting all these crazy chocolate concoctions? Tetrazzini? Brandy slurpee — supreme? They all sound wonderful — like something out of Willy Wonka. Sigh. I’d love to live in your crazy chocolate world.

    WillOaks Studio: I wonder if PetSmart stores around the globe will suddenly see a spike in their sales (which will include cat toys, doggie bones, fish food, but mostly Caramel Milky Ways). Hell, yeah, I need a commission. C’mon, Milky Way! Cough up!

    Kathryn: I DID!!! I totally wrote them an e-mail after posting this. Actually, I wrote several, because their “Contact” box allows only like, 2 characters. I WILL get to the bottom of this. (I never did get the whole “let’s freeze a perfectly good candy bar” movement.)

    Your Daily Cute: They might! Also, someone above said she saw them at Target. Do you have a Target nearby? Then what are you waiting for???!!!

    Katie: Oh, boy. You’re tempting me. My husband would kill me if I spent that kind of money on candy, but if Milky Way would sponsor me or something, I would TOTALLY do it. Believe me.

    Mone: HAR!

    cardiogirl: WHAT? But if you don’t like nougat, wouldn’t you at least be tempted to try the Caramel Milky Way? I think you might love it. Oh, but I see. You don’t even like Snicker’s caramel. Huh. I never realized the nougats were that different. Your ode made me cry a little.

    BuggysL: OK, so: movies, toilet paper, and Milky Ways. That’s about all I would need too. Oh, and Crackerfuls. I’m addicted to those.

    Tara: You do NOT mess with pregnancy cravings. I hope your husband is out there, right now, tramping through the snow (I don’t know if it’s snowy where you are), looking for Caramel Milky Ways. I swear. I’m going out today. If my PetSmart still has them, I’m going to buy a bunch and give some away as prizes. YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME!

    Patty: Hmmm. I am a little suspicious of that PO Box donations plea. I’m glad you spoke up for all urinating-dog owners. They have a voice here, too. As long as they don’t poke or sniff the Milky Ways, we’ll all get along.

  35. 35 Pricilla

    moooog is very funny, if odd.

    I love milky ways but I don’t mind the nougat. I eat all of the chocolate off and then eat the middle.

    I guess I am odd too.
    .-= Pricilla´s last blog ..Happy Goats Movie EXTRA – Blue Guy =-.

  36. 36 meleah rebeccah

    *must get my hands ON this new Milky Way*
    .-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Stepping Up To The Plate – And, Wherein I Am Awesome =-.

  37. 37 LJ

    We aliens must stick together. Show me my sister from another mother.
    .-= LJ´s last blog ..Blondes ….. Gotta Love ‘em =-.

  38. 38 Patty

    Yeah, that’s right, J.D.! Dog owners, you get your whiz on!

    Or do you mean the dogs themselves?

    Either way, whiz on, my compatriots, whiz on.

  39. 39 Sheila

    I cannot find it near me…somewhere in my youth and childhood, I must have done something WRONG!

    Milky Way, so sweet on my lips
    Please end on my ankles instead of my hips.

  40. 40 Jay

    Aaaaaah … I had to give up eating ordinary Milky Way some years ago on account of the egg white content. I wonder if I could eat the caramel one? I hope so, because I WANT ONE!! Or six. Heck, send a dozen. ;)

    Petsmart? Are you sur they’re not doggy chocolate?

    Oh, who cares. Hand ‘em over!
    .-= Jay´s last blog ..Finding Beauty – Mr Sid =-.

  41. 41 John Hilroy

    Hmm, only caramel? wouldn’t that just make it like a caramilk bar, I love that one too though, other than that I love the three muskateers bar, good God that one is like not too sweet (unlike a mars bar ) but it’s got this soft melt in your mouth fluffy chocolatey form of nougat or something, Oh darn now that I’ve read all this nonsense about chocolate I’ve got to go get some. That’s just terrible! :) thanks for being funny

  42. 42 Regan

    Dear Milky Way,

    I love you. I love everything about you from the chocolate to the caramel. I think it’s wonderful that you can now be just caramel. But why at PetSmart, Milky Way? Are you hiding from original Milky Way so it doesn’t beat you up? Because everyone dumped original Milky Way for you?

    Well that’s a good idea. I think I’ll hide from original Milky Way too. Because I plan on dumping him right now and be with you, caramel only Milky Way.

    I love you, caramel Milky Way. Happy almost Valentine’s Day. ;)

    ~Regan, your caramel loving friend.

  43. 43 JD

    Pricilla: Yes. Moooooog is definitely one of a kind, thank goodness. I don’t think you’re odd. I think you’re unique. I would love to see a photo of you eating a Milky Way.

    meleah rebeccah: Tune in tomorrow. I’m having a contest. YOU MIGHT WIN A CARAMEL MILKY WAY!

    LJ: Well, her name is Kelly, and she makes lovely art on her blog HERE. I think I discovered she was an alien through a Twitter exchange. Otherwise, she is very nice.

    Patty: I went to PetSmart today (more details tomorrow) and only saw one dog. And no whizz.

    Sheila: HA! Excellent ode. I do believe the nougat is the fattening part, so this new “caramel only” Milky Way will indeed go straight to your ankles.

    Jay: I bet you could eat the caramel one. If so, be sure to check in tomorrow. I’m having a contest and giving away some of these very special Milky Ways. AND I’m shipping ANYwhere. So you might win!

    John Hilroy: Hee! I used to love 3 Muskateers. Loved that fluffy stuff. They’re not as fattening as other candy bars. But the Milky Way was one of my first loves. None of those stupid nuts getting in the way.

    Regan: I’ll be sure to forward your letter. I hope you get a reply. I think you and Caramel Milky Way will be very happy together.

  44. 44 Kathleen Kaufman

    I’ve been frequently confused by the odd array of food items at Pet Stores. I was at a Petsmart in Cleveland a few years back and found fruit rollups and cream soda. Either there’s some kind of dietary supplement for dogs that I don’t know about or the managers are stocking the shelves with their favorite snacks….. If I ran a Petsmart I would have a pizza and beer aisle.

  45. 45 Preston

    I’m sorry but all I can say is, “Snickers”. Nuff said…
    .-= Preston´s last blog ..Having Dinner at Supper in Philadelphia =-.

  46. 46 Jeff

    Noughat actually is a word… just not a word to describe delicious candy filling. Noughat, pronounced as “no-ug-hat,” is a word used to describe a “very attractive cap, headpiece or garment worn on one’s head.”

    Glad I could help clarify that.
    .-= Jeff´s last blog ..And if we’re lucky, Debby Harry and Robin Leach may show up! =-.

  47. 47 Erika

    Wow. That was the most beautiful ode to a candy bar I’ve ever read.

    And OH MY GOSH THANK YOU for informing me of this new nougatless Milky Way Bar!!! I’m tempted to drive down to my local PetSmart RIGHT NOW to get one… but it’s like, 10:30 at night, so I guess I’ll wait until tomorrow to satisfy my sudden caramel/chocolate craving.

    I really love your blog by the way, it’s so funny. And I hope you feel fully recovered soon! (I read your hospital posts too but thought it might be awkward and slightly creepy to comment on them since I’ve only just discovered your blog today… so I decided leave a random comment on the candy post instead :) )


  48. 48 JD

    Kathleen Kaufman: Mmmm. I would love to go to your PetSmart. My ideal PetSmart would have, obviously, Caramel Milky Ways, as well as donuts, cupcakes, those dijon and honey potato chips, and hot dogs. Tho I don’t know if I would trust a PetSmart hot dog . . .

    Preston: You’re still welcome here. Believe it or not, despite the fact that I am not a fan of the nut, I like Snickers, too. They were always one of the top three of my childhood Halloween hauls (Snickers, Milky Way, Baby Ruth). There will always be a place in my heart for Snickers. But not Baby Ruth.

    Jeff: Hmmm, sounds like a Minnesota thing.

    Erika: HI! And welcome, creepy commenter! Nothing is too awkward or creepy here. But I do appreciate your tact. So tell me, did you ever check out your PetSmart?


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