Comments on: I Delete Spam

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:45:00 +0000

I get all the usual drug/porn/enlargments. But I just checked today and got one about a free wheelchair. I guess the drugs weren’t selling so they’re going after the wheelchair market now.

By: JD

JD — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:30:01 +0000

jennyL: Yes, it’s a sad commentary on what people out there must be Googling if we’re getting so much spam for teen porn, viagra, drugs by mail, and penis enlargements (or enlarvements). It’s a daily battle, but one we must fight!

By: jennyL

jennyL — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:26:51 +0000

oh my gosh, i can so relate to this post. I have tons of viagra or penis or whatever enlargements on my mails and that doesn’t stop there. My old blog in bravejournal was literally down with spam comments for a year now and I am thinking of just deleting that blog bec. I can’t keep up with the spams. (too many to erase.)

My domain blogs are not spared too, ahhhh spammers are really good at it i guess.

By: Natural

Natural — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:17:22 +0000

okay that’s funny, you responded to spam in the beginning. hey who knew…I remember those fake comments myself…I asked someone to please stop quote my darn blog and copying every post.

By: JD

JD — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:08:31 +0000

Ernie: We were actually punished with Spam when I was a kid—that is, punished with having to eat it, not actually slapped with it. So your “second only to bacon” comment hurts. It really hurts.

As for your penis enlarvement, yes, for god sakes’ do it the natural way. With . . . baby caterpillars?

By: Ernie

Ernie — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:55:42 +0000

I love Spam, if you slice it thin and fry it up crispy it's second only to bacon. I was contemplating a surgical procedure to have my penis enlarved; I'm very happy to hear that that is an natural herbal alternative. Ernie's last blog post..Fun With Hydrogen: HHO Fuel Cells and Hydrogen Generators

By: JD

JD — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:25:33 +0000

Jeff: If I get more “Granny Porn” and fewer “Sofabed” comments, it’s all for the better.

Corrina: LOL, indeed! Akismet sent your comment directly to the spam filter! I rescued it tho. Those lo-o-o-ng posts with inextricable (and horrifying) keyword combos are hilarious.

By: Corrina

Corrina — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:58:25 +0000

LOL ... "I couldnâ€™t understand some parts of this article, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting." I have gotten that one more than once and I think I even left it on one of the posts, but I'm not sure which one. I've been getting a LOT of porn spam in my comments lately. Like MILES of links to things that could never be written here. It is teaching me, however, that what turns some people on is really scary. Thank GOD for Akismet!! It's working beautifully. Corrina's last blog post..Oh The Pain

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:41:44 +0000

I can’t wait to read the Google hits this post brings you. You know it includes comments in its results, right?

By: JD

JD — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:22:49 +0000

Kelly: Hello! Lillie is doing some serious crack, for sure. I love the ones that are like little stories, with porno keywords tucked in the middle.

And yes, there’s nothing worse than looking at the Recent Comments in your sidebar and seeing a comment about Free Granny Porn. Thank God for Akismet.

Carla @ WordPlay: I get those long lists, too. They’re hysterical. “Cannibal porn,” yeah, that’s gotta be popular. I’m amazed by one I saw today: “Examples of poems that contain onomatopoeia.” Even I can’t spell “onomatopoeia” correctly. Amazing.

Tim: That’s a good one! It almost makes sense, but then, not really. I guess all that matters is that it contains the words “lesbians strap on.”

Regan! You had me going there for a minute. Luckily I realized this was a scam after sending only 15 comments. So maybe I’ll get lucky and only break one leg. As for the second one, well, I guess I’m doomed 4 life.