Yo, I didn’t cut it myself. A nice guy named Tony cut it. 5 inches! 5 pounds!
Here’s the before picture:
AH HA HA HA HA! I’m kidding. Here’s the real before picture:
Yikes! That looks like the scary Grudge girl. Here, quick, before you run and hide under your bed:
Phew. That’s better. Nothing like a jaunty bow to dispel grudge-girl fears.
To be honest with you, Cousin Itt scares me a lot more than those Japanese long-haired grudge-bearing girls who climb out of wells or out of your TV all covered in slime TO KILL YOU . . .
(comes out from under the bed)
Anyway, here’s the after shot:
HA! I’m STILL messing witchya! That’s me, compliments of Taaz.com, a cool site where you can make over your drab, everyday self. My current hair, despite being 5 inches shorter, is still about 20 feet longer than this style. But I like short hair. Here’s me with short blonde hair. And green eyes! And makeup! (And a manly jaw. Where did that come from?)
Here’s what I would look like as a transsexual drag queen:
Sadly, there were no options available to look like a Japanese horror grudge-girl.
But! Check this out. If you like scary Japanese movies about girls with long, black hair, here’s one about KILLER HAIR EXTENSIONS! No, I am totally serious. Watch the kick-your-ass-in-half trailer. It’s a parody, but there are some disturbing (read: COOL!) images. After you watch this, you’ll want to cut your hair immediately.
If you want to cut your hair
If you’re not happy with your haircut
If you want to watch some really good Asian horror flicks