Comments on: I Ate Cat Puke

By: JD

JD — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:09:47 +0000

Jenny: I don't know why, but my cats will lunge for the carpet when they're about to hurl. I try to aim them toward the tiled floor, but I usually just get cat puke all over me for my efforts. Marla: I think I really just imagined that it smelled like hash browns since I was thinking of hash browns. It really does smell pretty awful.

By: Marla

Marla — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:13:19 +0000

Wow, that was rediculously funny. I actually did laugh out loud. What in the hell did you feed that cat to make its vomit smell like McDonald’s hashbrowns?

And even worse >.< how could you eat McDonald's hashbrowns after smelling that?

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:46:55 +0000

What a way to wake up in the morning! I’ve stepped in cat vomit, but fortunately my cats throw up in more convenient places like on the couch, chair, and light colored carpeting!

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She Does Things So We Don’t Have To… | Q Carro!?!?! — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:24:37 +0000

[...] room smelled mildly of hashbrowns. “It’s the cat,” she muttered, and invited me to make myself [...]

By: JD

JD — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:43:27 +0000

unfinishedrambler: That “10,000″ was a bit of an estimate. I may be off by 1 or 2. I guarantee: you will be back on those hashbrowns in no time. As I said, if I can overcome the cat puke association in mere minutes, there’s hope for anyone.

Tim: I like your theory, but, no: the cats get very little people food, and there’s no WAY they’re getting even a morsel of my delicious hashbrowns—which makes me wonder: what would cat-hasbrown-puke be like? My brain hurts. But yes. GREASE is the word when it comes to these heavenly potato cakes of love. I guess Tim Horton’s figures they do everything else well enough.

Keith: But have you noticed cat puke smelling like McD’s hashbrowns? That’s the real test. I don’t understand it either. The urge was just too strong, I guess. Plus I hate fruit.

By: Keith

Keith — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:41:38 +0000

I had never noticed that Mickey D’s hash browns smell like cat puke. I hope I never do, either. I do not eat them often, but now I will need to forget this before I order them again.

I do not understand how you could have eaten them that morning! I think I would just have eaten an apple or some other fruit, Anything not smelling or tasting like cat puke.
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Career Solutions India » She Does Things So We Don’t Have To… — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:34:43 +0000

[...] room smelled mildly of hashbrowns. “It’s the cat,” she muttered, and invited me to make myself [...]

By: Tim

Tim — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:14:13 +0000

Ha ha! Hashbrowns and reincarnation in action
I always figured if you squeezed a McDonald’s hashbrown you’d get half a cup of grease, but I still love ‘em. Like Venom said, hashbrowns are one thing Tim Horton’s does bad. That’s because they don’t have enough grease.
So, do you feed your cats McDonald’s hashbrowns? If so, mystery solved…
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By: unfinishedrambler

unfinishedrambler — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:50:15 +0000

I’m stuck back on 10,000 readers too. How cool for you.

I just had hash browns this morning from McDonald’s, but now am not so sure I will ever have again. Thanks, JD.
.-= unfinishedrambler´s last blog ..I am the Thread Creep or Professional Thread Jacker, at your service =-.

By: JD

JD — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:58:33 +0000

mrsblogalot: THANK YOU! I expected more outrage among pet owners, specifically cat owners. It's ridiculous. Between the two of us, perhaps we can spread the word. carissajaded: To be fair, I did not mention the sausage biscuit, so you really CAN still eat that (diet or no diet). Or may I recommend Burger King's delicious Croissandwich and Cheesy Tots? Now in new non-cat-puke flavor? Jay: Ew. That dog mouth situation doesn't sound appealing. As for the wounded yet hungry mice? Oh, man. I have a pretty funny mental image in my head. My albums have been ruined by mold. Sadly, I can't blame the cats for that. Maureen: Oh, you're welcome! But look: If I can overcome my cat puke distaste in a matter of minutes, I bet the rest of you will be over it in a couple of days. I bet you'll be happily eating McD's hashbrowns by this weekend. cardiogirl: Awwww. Chloe sounds like a love. So polite. Gus has no qualms about howling loudly right in my ear. I've done the scritch-scratch method with Pru, and it works half the time. But her attention span is so short, she doesn't stay on the bed for long.