Time to announce the WINNERSSSSSSSSSSS!
Thanks to everyone who played, even when it was pretty obvious that the contest was WON and DONE. I think maybe I suck at contests. I always seem to leave out an important rule or caveat, and someone goes home in tears. Perhaps the rest of you can do contests so I don’t have to? And then I can focus on winning stuff instead of forking out prizes. Yes!
But regardless. There were two winners of this contest, and those two winners ARE . . .
First-place winner: SURFIE from Surfie Says!
Second-place winner: BUGGYS from Cute As a Buggy!
Congratulations!!! You two got in there fast and used that “search” box like there was no tomorrow. That makes no sense. But you know what I mean. Way to go!
Honorable mention to Jackie Schklar who runs Funny not Slutty and who got 9 and 1/2 out of 10. Pru started out her life as Mary Jane, but we renamed her when we adopted her. Otherwise, excellent job!
Oh, So Close!
Lola: Woo! You got ‘em all right but came in just SECONDS too late. I may be making that up for dramatic effect.
Maureen: Another close one! I’m crying with joy that some of you actually bothered to look up all this crap!
Erin: Great job! You got all the correct answers AND meaningless bonus points for funny commentary!
Meaningless Bonus Points for Creativity
moooooo35: I think you might’ve been guessing answers for a different contest, but at this point, who cares?
V: “Pan something purple”? “Really small bulge”? The first is confusing and the second is confounding (why would I EVER write about a really small bulge?). Otherwise: great job!
babs – beetle: Thank you for understanding when I deleted your first comment AND for going to the trouble of submitting a second round of fun answers.
Jay: Despite having the memory of a stunned fish (still laughing at that), you guessed “Really Sexy Bottom” and THAT makes you a winner in my book.
Jaffer: You made some good guesses, my friend. Unfortunately, Bumpits cost WAY more than $4 (and yes, they do smell).
Stephanie Barr: Excellent job, considering you guessed AND you’re acronym-challenged. You probably did better than I would’ve done if I’d had to guess.
Adele: Ooh, almost. You only missed two! Good job!
Katherine: Heh! You remembered “Friar Longwood”! That oughtta count for something. Unfortunately, it doesn’t. But thank you so much for playing!
Surfie and Buggys, please send your 125 x 125 logo to IDoThingATgmail.com. Let me know if you’d like me to make one for you.
Your ads will be displayed WITH PRIDE in my sidebar for one month!
Thanks again, everyone!