Tim: Topless, wordless, and speechless. Do I hear pantsless?

April: Why, thank you! And they’re shiny, too!

Stephanie Barr: You know how most women have one breast that’s smaller than the other? Well, I have different-colored ones. I’m just different that way. (It was a blast!)

Babs – beetle: That’s quite a compliment! By the way, didn’t you see the deleted scenes on the Breakfast at Tiffany’s DVD? There is indeed a scene where Holly Golightly shows George Peppard her hearts—tho it’s quite brief. Needless to say, he was totally uninterested.

cardiogirl: Yes, that was in the days of tan lines. No tan lines this past trip, I can assure you. That’s why I had to insert the colorful hearts. I was embarrassed by my non-tan boobs.

Daisy the Curly Cat: Ooh, I would love to! But you look so cute in it, Daisy. Plus I’m not sure it would fit. Look how busty . . . er, hearty I am!

absepa: HA! Those short are so high you really can’t see the worst part of my tummy. If the shorts were a little more stylish, you can bet there’d be a few more hearts.

Noelle: Thank goodness. And thank goodness Dave didn’t have the exhibitionist streak he has now, or you’d REALLY be in trouble.

Kathy: What you are witnessing is the very first step to our nude adventures. Topless was as far as either of us was willing to go. They had a professional photographer on the rooftop of this bar (in Key West). Eventually, people did strip down, but we couldn’t stay up that late.

Jen: HAW! Yes, more than one fruity rum drink helped me post for that picture (that’s not just sunburn making my nose so red). Plus as I said above, the worst part of my stomach is still concealed by those awful shorts!

Natural: It was definitely warm. And I WILL live forever, as there is much more of me to bare and photograph entire world throws up. I know my boobs aren’t perfect, but they ARE pretty, aren’t they?

Broadway Matron: Thank you! Just don’t tell my husband. He’s already way too conceited.

Florida Girl In Sydney: I double heart you. And I’ve got the hearts to prove it!

Singular Girl: I bet you could do it! Sunburn, fruity rum drinks, a warm evening . . . you’d be surprised how fast that shirt can come off!

flit: Thank you! Just so there’s no confusion, this is an old picture. But I DID have a great time last week. And there were no hearts, either.

Jay: Heh. Not much of a story. The bar is in Key West and, after a certain hour, people start shedding their clothes. We were there early and posed for a photo (note how I’m clutching my shirt in terror). These days, if you asked “the guy” why he wasn’t shortless, he’d proceed to strip down immediately. That was when we were both a bit more shy.

Jeff: You need to go back. We didn’t turn it into a topless town, but the rooftop bar The Garden of Eden features lots of topless (and bottomless) people. Whether you actually want to SEE any of those people is another issue.

Laura-Junkfoodaholic: Did someone say “eargasms”??? Oh! Well, no matter. I’m on my way to check out your post (and thank you!) I’m happy to share my hearts and visit some warmer climes for you.

Corrina: Thank you for loving my hearts! And no need to hate. I am in no way that skinny anymore!

Jenn Thorson: HAR! It could’ve been worse!

unfinishedrambler: NO ONE expects a facefull of hearts! There really was a photographer. Believe it or not, this was one of those “photo op” situations, Key West-style. My hearts were on display for about 3 seconds.

Erik: WOOOOO!!! Thanks so much for stopping by! Hippie Hollow sounds like a lot of fun. Can me and my hearts visit? Also—1/2 naked? I think you need to revise that.

Steve | Trade Show Guru: I’ve seen enough cojones this past week to last me a lifetime. I never did have any Red Stripe (I’m sorry). Just rum. I did use my suntan lotion liberally, tho. No sunburned hearts.

BTW, I gave you some link-love on my latest post. It’s all about eargasms! Not really, but I knew that would get your attention.

Corrina’s last blog post..Cell Phones and Dating

Jeff’s last blog post..naethaune

*Taps fingers*

Jenn Thorson’s last blog post..Office Pranks, Pens, and the Shrinkwrap Trap

Hope you’re having a great time.