I Am Wordless (and Topless) on Wednesday
27 Comments Published by JD January 21st, 2009 in I Do Nude, I Travel.
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you’ve got me on this one; I’m nearly speechless!
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My what big… hearts… you have.
(Psst, did you notice that your “breasts” aren’t the same color? Just thought you’d want to know. I hope you’re having a fine time!)
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But JD! You’re exposing your boobies! Changing the subject just a tad. You look like a very young (and glam) Audrey Hepburn in that photo – Not that Audrey Hepburn ever went topless ;O)
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Um, you have tan lines. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Please discuss.
Um, do you want to borrow my coconut bra?
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hi JD,
OMG! You have some “cojones.”
Well, actually, I know you don’t really have them, but if you did, you do… maybe Dave has the cojones… but I don’t need to see them!
~ Steve, the OMG trade show guru
PS. Don’t forget the Red Stripe! Or the suntan lotion!
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I am totally in awe of your bravery. I can’t imagine any situation that would include me showing my naked tummy to everyone on the internets.
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I’m glad your navel was covered. I am reading this post at work.
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OK, so how come Dave was not SHORTless with a fig leaf over his interesting parts?
Once again, I’m happy you do things like showing your nudie parts in public so we don’t have to!
p.s. Who took that picture?
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Fantastic!!! You have inspired us and we are going to run around 1/2 naked all day. Hello from Austin, the home of Hippie Hollow. I know you are supposed to do things so we don’t have to, but sometimes they sound like too much fun not to.
Thanks for the smile this morning.
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You have balls of steel! I would have no problem showing my boobs but my stomach is another story. Good for you. I’m assuming you have had a few of those drinks with little umbrellas in them?
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you JD, have to live forever, cause i can’t do this…publicly. did you know your boobs are lopsided and tilted? if you answered yes to both of these questions, then i bet you didn’t know they were 2 different colors.
as long as it’s warm. i would hate for you to be topless and cold.
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That was one of those tripods where you automatically set the shot, right? Nobody actually took the photo, did they?
Not what I expected when I stopped over here today.
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Well aren’t you a handsome couple…
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You are seriously awesome. I heart you.
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Wow. I am in awe of your awesomeness. I wish I had the courage to be so bold and reveal my hearts!
Wordless, topless and very colourful.
Hope you’re having a great time.
I do believe I’m wordless myself!
Or purty near.
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I think we need the story behind that picture! And also, I too wish to know why they guy isn’t shortless and showing off HIS interesting bits. It’s no big deal for a guy taking his shirt off, after all!
*Taps fingers*
Are you guys in Key West? Because last time I was there Key West wasn’t topless. Or did you turn Key West into a topless town. Because if you did, I need to go back.
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That is one awesome photo. I love the hearts.
I hate how skinny you are! 
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Wow, JD! Nice HEARTS! I can’t tell you how glad I am that you do things like this so I don’t have to! Though I am jealous you went somewhere tropical while I’m freezing here in Arkansas!
BTW, I gave you some link-love on my latest post. It’s all about eargasms! Not really, but I knew that would get your attention.
EVERYONE! This picture was taken in Key West about 6 years ago. My hearts are still quite perky. I don’t wear shorts that come up above my navel anymore.
Tim: Topless, wordless, and speechless. Do I hear pantsless?
April: Why, thank you! And they’re shiny, too!
Stephanie Barr: You know how most women have one breast that’s smaller than the other? Well, I have different-colored ones. I’m just different that way. (It was a blast!)
Babs – beetle: That’s quite a compliment! By the way, didn’t you see the deleted scenes on the Breakfast at Tiffany’s DVD? There is indeed a scene where Holly Golightly shows George Peppard her hearts—tho it’s quite brief. Needless to say, he was totally uninterested.
cardiogirl: Yes, that was in the days of tan lines. No tan lines this past trip, I can assure you. That’s why I had to insert the colorful hearts. I was embarrassed by my non-tan boobs.
Daisy the Curly Cat: Ooh, I would love to! But you look so cute in it, Daisy. Plus I’m not sure it would fit. Look how busty . . . er, hearty I am!
absepa: HA! Those short are so high you really can’t see the worst part of my tummy. If the shorts were a little more stylish, you can bet there’d be a few more hearts.
Noelle: Thank goodness. And thank goodness Dave didn’t have the exhibitionist streak he has now, or you’d REALLY be in trouble.
Kathy: What you are witnessing is the very first step to our nude adventures. Topless was as far as either of us was willing to go. They had a professional photographer on the rooftop of this bar (in Key West). Eventually, people did strip down, but we couldn’t stay up that late.
Jen: HAW! Yes, more than one fruity rum drink helped me post for that picture (that’s not just sunburn making my nose so red). Plus as I said above, the worst part of my stomach is still concealed by those awful shorts!
Natural: It was definitely warm. And I WILL live forever, as there is much more of me to bare and photograph entire world throws up. I know my boobs aren’t perfect, but they ARE pretty, aren’t they?
Broadway Matron: Thank you! Just don’t tell my husband. He’s already way too conceited.
Florida Girl In Sydney: I double heart you. And I’ve got the hearts to prove it!
Singular Girl: I bet you could do it! Sunburn, fruity rum drinks, a warm evening . . . you’d be surprised how fast that shirt can come off!
flit: Thank you! Just so there’s no confusion, this is an old picture. But I DID have a great time last week. And there were no hearts, either.
Jay: Heh. Not much of a story. The bar is in Key West and, after a certain hour, people start shedding their clothes. We were there early and posed for a photo (note how I’m clutching my shirt in terror). These days, if you asked “the guy” why he wasn’t shortless, he’d proceed to strip down immediately. That was when we were both a bit more shy.
Jeff: You need to go back. We didn’t turn it into a topless town, but the rooftop bar The Garden of Eden features lots of topless (and bottomless) people. Whether you actually want to SEE any of those people is another issue.
Laura-Junkfoodaholic: Did someone say “eargasms”??? Oh! Well, no matter. I’m on my way to check out your post (and thank you!) I’m happy to share my hearts and visit some warmer climes for you.
Corrina: Thank you for loving my hearts! And no need to hate. I am in no way that skinny anymore!
Jenn Thorson: HAR! It could’ve been worse!
unfinishedrambler: NO ONE expects a facefull of hearts! There really was a photographer. Believe it or not, this was one of those “photo op” situations, Key West-style. My hearts were on display for about 3 seconds.
Erik: WOOOOO!!! Thanks so much for stopping by! Hippie Hollow sounds like a lot of fun. Can me and my hearts visit? Also—1/2 naked? I think you need to revise that.
Steve | Trade Show Guru: I’ve seen enough cojones this past week to last me a lifetime. I never did have any Red Stripe (I’m sorry). Just rum. I did use my suntan lotion liberally, tho. No sunburned hearts.
We went to Florida last spring break and what I did is to dance topless all night except for a pair of breast pasties ! It’s so much fun!
Nicolleye: Which ones did you wear? The flowers? the hearts? I think I’d like something more sparkly in a pasty (pastie?)