And it’s a hospital with pretty spotty wi-fi, so I’ll have to make this quick.
Never mind why I’m here; it’s unimportant. Rest assured I’ll be fine and home soon — and more important, I will have a good blog post for you (Hint: it will include words like “commode” and “syrup-stained gown”!)
Anyway, I’m sorry but I have to postpone the Caramel Milky Way contest. NO! This is not a ruse to cover up the fact that I ate them all. I have photographic proof that I am actually in the hospital. In a syrup-stained gown! So please hang on. The contest WILL take place, probably early next week.
Miss you guys!