Sooo, you may recall that I was in the hospital for 5 days recently. Why? I was sick. Can we leave it at that for now? Thanks.
Visual Proof of Sickness
Like, I am NOT even faking this. (And yet . . . the hair!)
If that photo isn’t proof enough for you that I really was in the hospital, I have some videos below.
(And if you’re wondering why I have a camera with me, then you are obviously not a blogger.)
Anyway, I DO have a full-out hospital post coming up, but I thought we’d do the Caramel Milky Way contest before that, so there isn’t so much hospitalness. Would you like that? That will be something nice to look forward to. Maybe this weekend.
In the meantime, please enjoy these two professionally filmed videos I made while in the hospital. Don’t worry! Neither is more than about 2 minutes, and each minute is PACKED with JD goodness. Mostly.
And I’m sorry I can’t embed YouTube videos. Every time I try, it works, and I’m all relieved, but five minutes later it’s GONE and I feel like a jerk.
So won’t you please feel just as excited by these giant boldfaced clickable words? They will lead you to a strange and fantastical place.
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Subtitled “I Have a Blog”
*Taylor is a girl nurse, so don’t get all excited. Or . . . do?
Editor’s note. Despite this tremendously witty and well-written post, I’m still not quite up to my full capacity. For example, when I finished, I went back to bed. For 7 hours. But I am getting better and BETTER and soon I will be BETTEREST!
And that will be rather scary, I think.
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PS: It has not escaped my notice that the Caramel Milky Way contest post has gotten WAY more comments than my poor, pathetic hospital post. Just sayin’.