Kathleen Kaufman: Oh, my GAWD! I don’t know which was more terrifying, the fact that bears could (and did???) get into your house or a big steaming pile of non-Charmined bear poo in your car. Wow. That birdseed must’ve been really important!

I grew up in Colorado in a teeny little mountain town, actually outside of the teeny mountain town in the middle of wilderness nowhere – we had bears, lots and lots of horrible bears.

But, my mom used to store birdseed in the trunk of her car as the bears would get into it anywhere else, including inside the house. One night a bear got into the car, ripped the backseat apart trying to claw his way into the trunk, and in his frustration, dropped a big bear load in the backseat.

You know how when someone barfs in your car the aroma never goes away? Same thing with bear poop really…
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Kathleen Kaufman: My site has always liked you. I got rid of the Disqus commenting system, which many people were complaining about. Hopefully, everyone can comment again!

Oh, man. You raise many excellent points. What DO those filthy bears do with the TP? Wouldn’t the environment be better off if bears just dunked their butts in a river or something? Yet another reason why I’ll never go camping: fear of discovering gigantic dumps of poo-y bear toilet paper.

V: YES! (See above.) Think how much pollution we’d avoid by having bears rub their butts on the grass? OK, maybe it kills the grass, but grass can always grow again . . . right?

dcr: It’s not a dream! Too many people were having problems. WordPress’s commenting system may not be ideal, but at least it works. CELEBRATE!

Chris@TheSnackHound: Ahhh. Good ol’ Mr. Whipple. He made us forget what Charmin was really for and focused only on the people’s need to squeeze. That’s what toilet paper is all about. And now, I have to go look up the latest stupid commercial.

how come the stupid bear just didn’t drag his butt on the grass like that stupid dog in the other commercial. the dog learned to wipe his butt on the carpet. i think the bear could have used the grass.

One of the many problems that I have with the Charmin bears and their poopy bear butts – is that in a world where bears use toilet paper, what do they do with the toilet paper that they use? Do they bury it? Flush it down a hollow tree? And, I might add, if the Charmin people had ever seen (or smelled) bear poop, they would know that that bear would need a heck of a lot more than three petite little sheets to take care of the mess. Bears eat a lot, and you know what they say about the size of a bear’s appetite….

And, I might add – I have never seen any of those filthy bears wash their paws after using their toilet paper. Eww.
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