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By: Redneck Bar & Grill » I Do Things Like Send JD a Gift Basket!

Redneck Bar & Grill » I Do Things Like Send JD a Gift Basket! — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:06:00 +0000

[...] gifts just for making us laugh so many times. I snickered for a good two days over her post, I Am Famous (and More!), where we learned of her deep seated desire to squeeze plump birds. Bird squeezers everywhere can [...]

By: JD

JD — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:05:46 +0000

Kelly! I have coComment too, but I keep forgetting to use it.

Your argument is sound. I’m on my way!

(I’ll bring my doodles for you to judge.)

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:40:06 +0000

coComment failed me.

The good news is that if you come to visit ME, you’ll be an entire continent away from my sister.

Kelly’s last blog post..Blue Rose Mandala

By: JD

JD — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:31:19 +0000

Kelly: Boy, I hate to put you through a visit to your sister, but it sounds like that’s the only way to end this dispute. Unless…you take my word for it. Either way, I’d LOVE to visit. I’ll put up with your sister’s talking if you can teach me 1/8th of your talented art ability.

Memarie Lane: Welcome, all pure-brown-eyed visitors! (and the rest of you). “Like pools of melted chocolate.” I like that and intend to steal it.

By: Memarie Lane

Memarie Lane — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:30:28 +0000

I too have pure brown eyes. Like pools of melted chocolate, if I do say so myself. It's nice to find another who is appreciative of such a fine asset. Memarie Lane's last blog post..Starbucks!

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:23:11 +0000

Apparently I’m going to have to visit my sister to retrieve the album. Ugh, there’s another thing you could do so I wouldn’t have to. She’ll talk your ears off, fair warning.

Come visit, I’ll teach you how to paint cool art. I still haven’t mastered the art of drawing yet.

Kelly’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday

By: JD

JD — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:11:08 +0000

Lisa Lisa: Thank you! Randomness is way underrated, especially when accompanied by ladies in turbans. Tim: OK, obviously you have to write your own post on how to squeeze a bird (See Sabrina's comment). Your tutorial is going to help SO many people like me who neeeeed to squeeze a large, fat bird but have always been afraid. Avoid the pointy end, people! Sabrina! Wow, thanks so much for the Stumble. I'm glad you like it---I felt like it was just kind of a mish-mash of stuff inspired by silly pictures. I had fun with it, tho, so I'm glad you think it's funny. And I agree: some of the best people in the WORLD comment here at I Do Things! RT Cunningham: Hey, there, yourself! Thanks for the add. I'll have to double-check my do-follow widget and make sure it works!

By: RT Cunningham

RT Cunningham — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:20:33 +0000

Hey famous JD, I'm stopping by to let you know that I added you to my "dofollow" list. Thanks. RT Cunningham's last blog post..Make Retarded Search Engines Work For You

By: Sabrina

Sabrina — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:53:46 +0000

This has got to be the most hilarious post I have read in a LONG while! Why are you so damn funny?!! I'm stumbling this...I enjoyed it way too much. The argument for comments is made with this post...they're great too! Especially Tim's tutorial on fat bird squeezing! Just great! Sabrina's last blog post..Men in the Delivery Room?

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:07:05 +0000

This bird squeezing trend sounds a lot like those other trends from way back, like spanking monkeys and choking chickens. In any case you still had me thinking about, so here goes:
Living on farms all my life I have actually squeezed a couple big fat birds. Just to move them around or put them inside. For maximum safety, you have to get the wings pinned down or you get flapped in the face. Geese can really hurt you that way. And you always come from behind since the other end is pointy,except for ducks and geese but they can scrape you with their bill. Large chickens fit your big fat bird description, and most chickens are fairly docile so they won’t hurt you if you get em from behind
Now go out and squeeze your birds. Just don’t use this information I gave you for evil! Only gentle squeezing allowed.