Comments on: I Am Being Poisoned

By: JD

JD — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:57:06 +0000

J ME: No, I don’t! I might start, tho, if you recommend it. I do love CSI. . .

By: J ME

J ME — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:06:50 +0000

You sound like a very smart person, and watch what I watch. Do you also watch Dr G Medical MD?

By: JD

JD — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:01:27 +0000

The Narrator: Hey, everyone! It's The Narrator! Thanks for the advice, but I will never stop watching TV. And books are even worse! Have you ever read The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have? It's chock-full of horrifying illnesses that suggestible morons like me will have nightmares about for weeks. I think I'm better off with TV. At least there's a soothing narrator who clues me in to what's going on every 2 minutes.

By: The Narrator

The Narrator — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:57:08 +0000

You are a moron. Stop watching tv and go hit the books.

By: JD

JD — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:11:28 +0000

brooke regans friend: Yes! The post is up. For some reason, my doctor wouldn’t let me take a video. Spoilsport.

frogpondsrock: You sound very wise. Drink only water that comes from a bottle that has never been opened. Better still, drink nothing.

By: frogpondsrock

frogpondsrock — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:31:00 +0000

I knew there was a reason why I didn't like iced tea..mmmm frogpondsrock's last blog post..Not so mysterious after allâ€¦.

By: brooke regans friend

brooke regans friend — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:51:18 +0000

are you going to tell use about it in a post…
and a video

By: JD

JD — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:18:05 +0000

Tim: In a case like this, poison is the ONLY answer. Run, don't walk, to your hospital emergency room. Don't even bother telling them about the beer. Just yell, "POISON!!!" ScratchBags: Thank you! I need to create a lounge for my awards, too! Tim: Oh, that is funny. I hope I haven't made everyone as paranoid as me about being poisoned. It doesn't hurt to be vigilant, tho.

By: Tim

Tim — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:59:05 +0000

Funny thing happened after I read this post. My younger son was making a sandwich, and then later on I came along and made one also with lettuce and block cheese which I sliced. I was partways into the sandwich when I experienced a horrendous burning in my mouth. I had been poisoned! Eric never cleaned the knife between cutting jalapeno peppers and slicing cheese, and the block of cheese was contaminated with massive amounts of heat. But for a minute there, as I remembered your post, I was sure I had actually run across some industrial chemicals mixed into the cheese and I was about to start foaming and chucking...... Tim's last blog post..Beer Gift Baskets - Great Gifts For Any Occasion!

By: ScratchBags

ScratchBags — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:45:22 +0000

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