I Am a WINNER
Published by JD April 3rd, 2008 in , I Give and Receive.I am the champion, my friend,
And I’ll eat my BACON till the end
Yes, it’s true. After months and months of selflessly handing out fabulous prizes to thousands of deserving I Do Things readers, JD has finally, FINALLY won a fabulous prize of her own.
Thanks to Canucklehead and his brilliant contest (whereby a mere link to his site ensured eligibility), I am the proud recipient of a BILF T-shirt, a Canucklehead original. I think, right?
What does it mean to wear the BILF logo? Well, the PG-rated explanation is that you really, really, REALLY like bacon. To the point that you are willing to . . . well, let me put it this way (for those who might be easily offended, please just enjoy the pretty bacon picture and don’t click on the following link):
“BILF” is a take-off on the popular acronym MILF (EXPLICIT). A hilarious take-off, if I may be so bold to say. And if you haven’t clicked away from the Urban Dictionary link in disgust, I’d advise against reading the entries for “BILF” (EXPLICIT). They’re not even remotely related to the bacon-loving sentiment created by Canucklehead.
The question is, Do I have such strong feelings for bacon? Hmmm. Probably not. But I’m willing to wear my BILF shirt with pride and a little bit of fear.
Bacon. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. (ew!)
If you want to . . . love bacon:
- Try you some Bacon Salt! Kathy of the Junk Drawer reviews this dubious-sounding product (hint: she will not be creating a BSILF logo any time soon).
- Why don’t you try your hand at creating a nice bacon placemat?
- Make your own damn bacon.
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They do love bacon “that much” at humor blogs.
When we raised our own pigs we had fantastic bacon. I would have happily worn that shirt then! Hehe
Congrats on winning your own prize, it’s only fitting after all.
Where do people come up with things like MILF? Sheeeesh.
And soon everything we say will be first letters only.
TTL!
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Congratulations! What a GREAT shirt! I’m a Bacon “Lover” too! I would probably slap someone for saying they didn’t like Bacon. What’s not to like??? My coworker “Loves” Bacon also. She has Bacon Vodka - Huh!!! I know it’s weird, but she says it’s great when making Bloody Mary’s. I haven’t tried it yet. It’s not something you can purchase at the store, her family makes it and bottles it. Maybe I could get a bottle for Christmas or something and let you know how good it really is. Wear the “BILF” shirt with pride.
Ah, bacon. The one thing on the plus side of the ‘lost food’ balance sheet I started keeping when I moved into the hinterlands. No good scrapple, no good pizza, no good italian bread, no ethnic food without “Bell” or “buffet” in the restaurant name, no microbreweries, BUT BUT BUT the very best slab bacon I have ever eaten. I want to rub two handfuls of it on my face with joy and abandon whenever I cook it. I think breakfast is the only meal they serve in heaven. And its available all day.
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I don’t know why you headed straight for the gutter, but BILF happens to stand for “Bacon I’d Like to FRY.”
Pervert.
Windyridge: I hate MILF, but I love BILF. The English language can be so unpredictable. I don’t know how much I would love bacon if I could see exactly where it came from. I’m happier thinking it comes, already cooked, from the refrigerated compartment at my grocery store.
Lisa Lisa: Thank you! Isn’t that an awesome shirt? You can buy one at Canucklehead’s Cafe Press store, as well as other Canucklehead-related items. I don’t know how anyone could not love bacon, but I may have to draw the line at Bacon Vodka. That is making me gag a little. Why don’t you drink it so I don’t have to.
Shieldmaiden96: No good pizza? Wow, you are in the hinterlands. I’m sorry. It sounds like the slab bacon is making up for it, tho. I bet it’s good for the skin, too, so go ahead and rub that bacon in your face! (Now I’m picturing heaven as a neon-bright diner serving Denver omelets, French toast, and tubs and tubs of bacon.)
Jeff: Uh oh. Someone better tell Canucklehead, because he’s getting ready to . . . ooops, too late. Well, maybe he can fry it anyway.
I DO love me some bacon… It’s almost sad how much… But I do not want to have adult relations with it. LOL
Please take a photo of yourself in that shirt.
And Kathy made it clear that bacon salt is n-a-s-t-y and not for human consumption. HA HA HA!
I wouldn’t sleep with bacon, but I might just make a blanket out of one and wrap myself in it. My mouth is watering just writing this. I gotta go. Can’t take it anymore.
Kathy’s last blog post..Dumb as a Rock
BILF?
Bacon is low fat?
But I love frying?
Born in lower France?
I give up…
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Corrina: I want to post a gallery of photos of me in various T-shirts, including the one I won from Fuel My Blog. But alas, I’m not young and slender and pretty as you are, so maybe Gus can model them.
Bacon salt didn’t sound all that great to me before Kathy’s review; I’m definitely not giving it a shot now. Give me the real thing.
Kathy: When you say “gotta go,” you were sneaking off to eat some bacon, weren’t you? Admit it! Mmm . . . bacon blanket. It moisturizes while you sleep!
VE: Oh . . . I don’t want to corrupt you. Let’s go with Jeff’s feeble attempt to be non-pervy: Bacon I’d Like to Fry. You’re a sweetie, VE.
Tomorrow morning, I’m making one of those bacon placemats!!!
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Cindy: You MUST send pictures! Is there a way to incorporate bacon with polymer clay? I bet there is.
PICTURES!!!
I once experienced B.I.L.F. Beer Induced Leg Failure.
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It should stand for “Bacon Is Like, Fantastic”
Ernie: Ooh, that sounds serious. I think we’re learning here that BILF is many things to many people.
Regan: That’s the best acronym I’ve heard! I’m hereby making that the offical slogan of BILF. And when people stop me on the street to ask me what my T-shirt says, that’s what I’ll tell ‘em.
Congrats again JD. You are correct in saying it is a Canucklehead original - at least as far as I know. I don’t actually remember saying what BILF stood for … you really are twisted. (I’ve heard that about nudists). Anyway, I’ve gotta go and wash the tomato and mayo off my crotch … all the best!
Canucklehead: HA! Oh, gross. I mean, HA! And gross. I’ve got a visual in my head . . . HAHAHAHA (gross!)
ha!
I am pretty sure Ernie never invented the Beer Induced Leg Failure. Probably the guy that invented beer came up with that one.
I like bacon, but apparently I don’t love it as much as some of you sickos
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Tim: Sickos, eh? Well, as you can see from Regan’s comment, BILF stands for “Bacon Is, Like, Fantastic!”! Now what’s so sick about that? (Please don’t read Canucklehead’s comment.)