I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

I find it hard to tell you ‘cuz I find it hard to take This picture came from this site Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man. Now I’ve done it. I’ve turned a corner of shame and I can’t go back. Ever. You guys! Since 2002, I’ve enjoyed American Idol without [...]

Image courtesy of AllPosters.com Hey, do you all know Musing from Blogtations? Musing collects and showcases hundreds of mostly humorous quotations from bloggers everywhere! It’s an awesome and addictive site. But today she’s HERE at I Do Things writing a guest post because, thanks to foot surgery—TODAY!—I have been really busy. Please enjoy! I Avoid [...]

Unless of course that famous horse Is a sawed-off horse’s head! Illustration courtesy of D at SeafoodPunch! (Thanks, D!) WARNING! This post contains links to scenes of violence that may not be appropriate for all ages but were apparently perfectly fine for the young JD. When I was a kid, my mom and dad took [...]

Wider baby smiling you just made a million Just to get it out of the way: No, I haven’t seen Slumdog Millionaire yet. I’m GOING to, I swear. Actually, I haven’t seen most of the movies OR TV shows that were nominated for a Golden Globe. But that doesn’t matter, because . . .  . [...]

But I never touched nothin’ That my spirit could kill How many times has this happened to you? You’re at the airport, heading home after a wonderful vacation in a tropical land, when all of the sudden: “FREEZE! DROP THE BAG! HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! ON THE GROUND!” I reckon if it’s happened at all, [...]

One week he’s in polka-dots The next week he’s in stripes Photo courtesy of maki No, sillies, I don’t fantasize like that. Tim Gunn is old enough to be my . . . well, geez, he’s only 54. I guess he’s not old enough to be my dad. BUT! He’s gay enough to be my [...]