I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

And when they see me They want to be me Some of my Facebook friends are probably sick of “Ay, loca,” so it’s only fair that YOU get a chance to be sick, too. Sickness for all! It started with RuPaul’s Drag Race. Yes, there is an actual TV show with that title. It’s kind [...]

And the bulge in my big, big, big, big, big, big, big Batman came from here OK, so Adam Lambert didn’t win American Idol (yes, this post has been sitting in my drafts folder for a while), but recently (uh, not all that recently, I guess), Adam was on the cover of Rolling Stone. I [...]

Doesn’t mean that much to me To mean that much to you Old man came from here Old people! Come on, give me a break. I know it’s not ALL your fault, but still. You could be a little more considerate of those around you. Everywhere I go, old people are ruining my otherwise joyful, [...]

My name was not always Sardonicus, and I did not always wear a mask. Oh, boy. It isn’t often I have insomnia, and it’s even less often that there’s something good on TV when I do. The other night I caught Mr. Sardonicus on MeTV. A classic Gothic horror flick, Mr. Sardonicus features slow-building psychological [...]

I saw you look like a Japanese baby Baby came from here ________________________ Usually I’m in bed around 9, but last night I simply had to have some peanut butter toast. I plopped down in front of the TV, which proceeded to freeze as I channel-surfed. After I did the ol’ unplug/plug trick, some random [...]

You all, everybody You all, everybody And you know, now that I think of it, it wasn’t even ME who gave away the ending. It was the barista. Anyway. Rewind to two years ago, the season 3 finale of Lost. Remember? Desmond kept trying to save Charlie, but no matter what he did . . [...]