Archive for the 'I Watch Stuff' Category
But I know I’m gonna change that tune,
When I’m back on top, back on top in June
It’s been like Freaky Friday over here in I Do Things Land.
For years, I’ve nagged my mom to watch American Idol, and she has steadfastly refused. Then all of the sudden, she became a rabid fan, and I totally [...]
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Don’t be jealous of my boogie
Really, tho, I love ALL drag queens. I would love to hang out with a drag queen. If you are a drag queen, please call me so we can be best friends and also so you can show me how to create a cleavage shadow.
Drag queen boyfriends are even BETTER [...]
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I’ve kicked the habit
Shed my skin
This is the new stuff
I go dancing in
If you know nothing else about me, know this: I like to move it, move it. I don’t care how and I don’t care when. My parts must jiggle. My heart must pound. My sweaty ponytail must swirl.
But since my stupid hospital stay, [...]
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The way she powders her nose
Her vanity shows and it shows
‘Tis the season not to hate people
Tra la la . . . OH MAN HOW I HATE THAT ONE LADY!
She’s so selfish! So jerkass-ish! So STOOPID! There aren’t enough exclamation points in the world to express how much I hate her.
!!!!! (see?)
Anyway, this lady. You [...]
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Stud hunters, c‘mon, drop your pants
Stud hunters, here’s your big chance
I know Stud Hunters sounds like a reality show where teams of TV fame-whores vie to find the stud of their dreams and then shoot him in the head BUT! it’s actually a porno movie from those sex-ay folks at online adult toy [...]
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And when they see me
They want to be me
Some of my Facebook friends are probably sick of “Ay, loca,” so it’s only fair that YOU get a chance to be sick, too.
Sickness for all!
It started with RuPaul’s Drag Race. Yes, there is an actual TV show with that title. It’s kind of a Top Model [...]
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