Archive for the 'I Watch Stuff' Category
I Cut My Hair so you don’t have to
40 Comments Published by JD August 28th, 2008 in I Am Kind of Awesome, I Enjoy the Internets, I Watch Stuff.Oh, say, can you see
My eyes—if you can
Then my hair’s too short
Yo, I didn’t cut it myself. A nice guy named Tony cut it. 5 inches! 5 pounds!
Here’s the before picture:
AH HA HA HA HA! I’m kidding. Here’s the real before picture:
Yikes! That looks like the scary Grudge girl. Here, quick, before you run and [...]
You can tell by the lines I’m reciting
That I’ve seen that movie too
I just saw The Dark Knight. It was freaking great and chock-full of nice-lookin’ fellers. The Joker was sexy in a scary, serial-killer way, Bruce Wayne was devilishly handsome, Harry Dent was mostly rather nice to look at, but there was one character who really [...]
I Cried When David Cook Won American Idol
29 Comments Published by JD May 23rd, 2008 in , I Watch Stuff.Let your soul take you where you long to beeee!
Man, of all the high-quality TV shows I watch—Real Housewives of Orange County, Hell’s Kitchen, Make Me a Supermodel—I’m gonna write about American Idol. Oh, well. I have a feeling there are a few other people out there familiar with this show.
So I went to bed [...]
I Listen to Commercials
28 Comments Published by JD May 17th, 2008 in , I Listen to Music, I Watch Stuff.It’s love
It’s love
It’s love
It’s la la la la la la love
How many of you know who Chris Knox is?
(waits for a while . . . goes off to do laundry and watch a movie . . . wanders back)
Well, to most of you, he’s the guy who sings the catchy/annoying song in the latest Heineken [...]
It’s better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine
Yes, it’s miiiiiine
When I’m not watching SNL clips or eppies of Hell’s Kitchen (ohhh, the shame) on Hulu, you’ll find me in the dark of the matinee that is my living room, watching a Netflix.
In my little world, “Netflix” is synonymous with “DVD” or the [...]
Look at me hypnotized and half alive, maybe it’s four or five
Some parts are sleeping, some parts are paralyzed
Just one more minute . . . just one more minute . . .
Last night, Dave made a chilling announcement.
At some point today, all our TVs will go dead as a result of outdated cable boxes. [...]
