I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Tweet Everything was plentiful at the buffet Raise your fork and something’s always there For the second night in a row since returning from vacation, I left Dave a note saying I’d gone to bed already. At 6:30. “Another early night, eh?” he said the next morning. “Yup. Still catching up, I guess.” “Catching up [...]

Tweet Guess who’s back Back again JD’s back Tell a friend Oh, boy. So . . . yeah. A week ago at this time I was floating over to the swim-up bar. The sun was beating down on my naked butt. My only dilemma: should I move to the beach or stay at the pool? [...]

Tweet [Edited to add: I am an idiot. Thank you to Junk Drawer Kathy for dragging around that damn video camera and filming my reading. I had such a blast and can't imagine BlogHer without you.] [Edited AGAIN: I am a dumbass royale. Kathy not only filmed the video, she is the one who suggested [...]

Tweet I find a party by the ocean Thank you to everyone who voted . . . for Dave’s snail! Dave looks pretty pleased with himself, doesn’t he? I hope there aren’t any real snails crawling around there in the sand. Anyway, now that you’ve all taken a GOOD look, won’t you please enjoy these [...]

Tweet Jerk it out Yo! We’re back from Jamaica, and, as promised, I ate me some jerk chicken. See it up there? It was my first meal in Jamaica. The first of many. Many, many meals. What am I trying to say here? I ate a lot of food. I even ate the airplane breakfast, [...]

Tweet The Bronx is up and the Battery’s down Hi. I’m JD’s brother, Karl, and I’m here to tell you about something I did so you don’t have to. In fact, you probably never even thought about doing it. To me, that’s part of the appeal. I spent the night in in all five New [...]