I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover No, I DOUBLE dare you: I double dare you not to break into a happy jig when you’re standing in line at the convenience store, buying a normal-sized Snickers bar and the new Us magazine (IN VITRO!), when, all of the sudden, “Bad, Bad Leroy Brown” comes [...]

It’s love It’s love It’s love It’s la la la la la la love How many of you know who Chris Knox is? (waits for a while . . . goes off to do laundry and watch a movie . . . wanders back) Well, to most of you, he’s the guy who sings the [...]

Christmas Day will always be Just so long as we have we * You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall JD’s favorite holiday songs of all? From my iPod Holiday Playlist of 137 songs, I have culled 48 songs to be featured [...]

I can’t stop the dance Maybe this is my last chance * I know y’all are still reeling from the news that I saw Led Zeppelin at the Chicago Stadium in 1977. Well, hold onto your bangers, because as you may have recently read somewhere, I saw U2. IN IRELAND! The venue: Croke Park, Dublin. [...]

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy One day, Dave and I were driving home from a trip, and I was suffering the effects of what must’ve been a food-poisoned Burger King shake (so delicious . . . so deadly). I lay fully reclined in my seat, rubbing my grumbling belly and praying for a [...]

I used to rock it, sometimes I’d roll it. I always knew what it was for. Photo courtesy of Paste Magazine Big news! Led Zeppelin (minus John Bonham! John Bonham! John Henry Bonham!) are reuniting for a one-time concert at London’s O2 Arena. I shan’t be going. For you see, I saw Led Zeppelin once, [...]