I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Tweet Time After time I sit and I wayyyyyyy-t for your call It all started with some querulous old lady calling me and rambling on about a music festival and Dom Delmonico. Or, it was just my lovely mom, politely asking if I’d like to accompany her to a concert at Frontier Days, Arlington Heights’ [...]

Tweet But you’re not really here It’s just the radio OK, let me ask you this: Where is our 2010 version of Karen Carpenter? You know, a female vocalist with a pure, clear, beautiful voice who just SINGS without all the frills and trills. (Oops. I just thought of someone, but if I tell you [...]

Tweet And the bulge in my big, big, big, big, big, big, big Batman came from here OK, so Adam Lambert didn’t win American Idol (yes, this post has been sitting in my drafts folder for a while), but recently (uh, not all that recently, I guess), Adam was on the cover of Rolling Stone. [...]

Tweet Me thinks it would look better when cut from ear to ear Barber pole came from here Ah, Sundays. Lazy mornings. Dunkin’ Donuts. 3-hour naps. Fast-food supper. Long, hot days. Cool sea haze. Jukebox plays . . . oh, wait that’s something different. I do love Sundays, don’t you? But THIS Sunday is Haircut [...]

Tweet Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with JD’s Syndrome Cause: Dancing Symptoms: sudden jaw dislocation, hair growth, extreme rashes, vague warts Cure: sleep Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Don’t worry, y’all. I’ve been feeling pretty good lately, and just knowing what is wrong with me is helpful. After talking with my team of [...]

Tweet NEXT DROP! The readers of this blog (Hi! I love you!) fall into four groups: People who participate in the Entrecard blogging network but don’t know the song “My My Metrocard” People who know the song “My My Metrocard” but don’t know about Entrecard People who participate in Entrecard AND know “My My Metrocard” [...]