I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Um . . . Last night, while reading my favorite news publication, I found out that I’m supposed to be wearing a bra. This whole “bra” craze has totally passed me by. In fact, I’ve never been very preoccupied with my breastal area. I do vaguely recall being 16 and reading about a young woman [...]

Years from now when you talk about this —and you will— be kind. My mom is 74. She has COPD. And a few other issues. This week her COPD rehab class is having a Halloween party. My mom is going as a belly dancer. And she will dance. You got a problem with that? ‘Cuz [...]

I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you Pretty L-of-the-V came from here Oh, peeps, this was so creep-ay! When we moved into our house 11 years ago, the previous owners told us they had never seen the elderly woman two doors down but that her daughter came around every so often to [...]

Is it just me, or . . . Kobe Bryant Ed Grimley . . . is the Kobe Scowl suddenly not all that menacing? _________________________ Watch! Kobe scowl Watch! Ed Grimley waiting for Christmas

Oh, hello! Who’s this friendly fellow? I was hoping you could tell me. You know those flyers you get from landscaping companies? They get shoved in your door and inevitably fall off, littering your yard, so that more landscaping companies are attracted to your poor ugly lawn and stick more flyers in your door? Usually [...]

Now watch his head explode Illustration courtesy of D at SeafoodPunch! A few weeks ago, I fell down the basement stairs. I literally tripped over my own foot and, because I was carrying some laundry (which we all know is delicate and breakable), in order to avoid dropping the laundry, I fell rather awkwardly. I [...]