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My Mom Shakes It so you don’t have to
58 Comments Published by JD October 28th, 2009 in I Know Things.Years from now when you talk about this
—and you will—
be kind.
My mom is 74.
She has COPD.
And a few other issues.
This week her COPD rehab class is having a Halloween party.
My mom is going as a belly dancer.
And she will dance.
You got a problem with that?
‘Cuz she doesn’t.
DANCE, MOM, DANCE!
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I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
Pretty L-of-the-V came from here
Oh, peeps, this was so creep-ay!
When we moved into our house 11 years ago, the previous owners told us they had never seen the elderly woman two doors down but that her daughter came around every so often to bring her supplies [...]
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Is it just me, or . . .
Kobe Bryant
Ed Grimley
. . . is the Kobe Scowl suddenly not all that menacing?
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Watch! Kobe scowl
Watch! Ed Grimley waiting for Christmas
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Oh, hello!
Who’s this friendly fellow?
I was hoping you could tell me.
You know those flyers you get from landscaping companies? They get shoved in your door and inevitably fall off, littering your yard, so that more landscaping companies are attracted to your poor ugly lawn and stick more flyers in your door?
Usually I just pluck the [...]
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Now watch his head explode
Illustration courtesy of D at SeafoodPunch!
A few weeks ago, I fell down the basement stairs. I literally tripped over my own foot and, because I was carrying some laundry (which we all know is delicate and breakable), in order to avoid dropping the laundry, I fell rather awkwardly. I did some [...]
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My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah, I adore it
Look, I didn’t get where I am today without a lot of on-the-fly thinking and improvisational wizardry. Who else but JD could come up with this dog poo scraper-off-er? That’s just pure genius AND it came right off the top of my head, yo.
So a few weeks ago I [...]
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