I Do Things So You Don’t Have To

Yesterday while Dave and I were trimming the hedge (NOT a euphemism, sorry), it occurred to me that I am not making the most of my I Do Things talents. Yes, I know I do plenty of things so you don’t have to, but I could be doing so much more. There are people out [...]

I got a new camera! What kind is it? Geez, I dunno. But it’s wee and shiny and fuchsia and comes loaded with lots of cool features that someday I might master if I can set aside a few weeks to read the directions and also get an eyeball transplant because those directions are impossible [...]

And I’ll never have that recipe again Two bad things happened to me this week. On my way to the store, I saw an orange blob on the driveway that looked EXACTLY like a very tiny fetus. I made a note to get my camera and take a picture when I returned, but then I [...]

Thanks to everyone who helped me figure out Prudence’s newest “toy.” I still can’t say with any certainty exactly what it is, but thanks to y’all, I can at least narrow it down: It most likely is . . .”one of the little clippies that holds the pants onto the hanger”—submitted (first) by Jenn of [...]

I’d like to play with your toys Kathy from The Junk Drawer has begun featuring the entertaining “What’s That Wednesday” post, where baffleded (typo, but it stays) readers are shown part of an object and asked to guess . . . What’s That? (usually on a Wednesday) It’s not only fun and mind-boggling, but the [...]

OK, enough election talk. Let’s get back to the important stuff. Without further ado, here are the results of the Top Ten Terrifying Things Contest! 1. In my wild youth, I accepted LSD from a total stranger. And TOOK it!—TRUTH! I’m sorry to disappoint the following people for thinking I’m too smart and sensible to [...]