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I Win Stuff

48 Comments Published by JD April 1st, 2010 in I Give and Receive.

Come on, let’s find a way to be happy
Not like Plankton, he will never be satisfied

Well, the Arte y Pico and Proximade awards seem to have run their course. For now.
In addition to those auspicious prizes, I’ve received lots of cool stuff from my fellow bloggers over the years.
BEHOLD!
A spritely gift basket from my friends [...]

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I Will Stick to My Day Job

43 Comments Published by JD March 5th, 2010 in I Am Kind of Awesome, I Give and Receive.

What a lovely, lovely picture
You’re my treasured work of art

So, as you may recall, there was this contest at I Do Things regarding candy bars. There were also interminable videos featuring some stupid camera effects and lots of nervous twitching. There was soap. There was poorly cued music.
But most important, there were winners. Four of [...]

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I Announce the WINNERS of the Simply Caramel Milky Way Contest

41 Comments Published by JD February 23rd, 2010 in I Give and Receive.

So, needless to say
I’m odds and ends
But that’s me stumbling away

Subtitled “I’m Better on Paper; Or How Not to Use a Webcam”
So!
Technical difficulties? Check
Lots of “and um’s”? Check
Fabulous hair? Check
Shrill voice? Check
Poor quality? Check
Too much rambling? Check
Weird facial expressions and fidgeting? Check!
YES!
It’s another video from JD, this time announcing the winners of the Simply Caramel [...]

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I Give Away THREE Simply Caramel Milky Ways

85 Comments Published by JD February 6th, 2010 in I Eat Stuff, I Give and Receive.

Wish I knew what you were looking for
Might’ve know what you would find

WOOOOOOO!
You read that right. I am giving away three of the rare, hard-to-find Simply Caramel Milky Ways to three lucky, LUCKY readers.
Can you believe my generosity? It knows no bounds, srsly.
It all began yesterday, when I went to PetSmart. On the five-minute drive, [...]

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I Announce the Winners of My Contest

30 Comments Published by JD December 16th, 2009 in I Give and Receive.

But glittering prizes
And endless compromises
Shatter the illusion of integrity

It’s TIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Time to announce the WINNERSSSSSSSSSSS!
Thanks to everyone who played, even when it was pretty obvious that the contest was WON and DONE. I think maybe I suck at contests. I always seem to leave out an important rule or caveat, and someone goes home in tears. [...]

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I’m Throwing a Contest

31 Comments Published by JD December 13th, 2009 in I Give and Receive.

WOOOOO!!!
It’s a contest!
And it has nothing to do with the holidays or homeless cats or raising money for victims of snow-shoveling-related injuries.
It has EVERYTHING to do with ME, JD!
All you have to do is answer the questions below. These questions will test your knowledge of all things JD. How well do you really know me? [...]

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▼2010 (44)

▶August (4)

I Went to a Polish Wedding Reception so you don't have to

I Got Covered in Tar so you don't have to

Some Lady Removes a Skin Tag so you (and I) don't have to

I Take Muscle Relaxerrsssss

▶July (4)

I Create (and Eat) The Strandwich!

I Saw Dennis DeYoung

Professor JD Answers Your Questions

I Had Some Downtime

▶June (6)

I Smell Like a Power Surge

I Am a Frightened Nerd

I Take it Orally

I Raise Animals from the Dead

I Went to College

I Will Have a Bacon Cremation

▶May (6)

My Mom Watched American Idol

I Watched Last House on the Left REDUX

I Am Going to Forget I Ever Saw This

I've Been Married for 20 Years

I Make Fruitless Fruit Salad

I Love Puerto Rican Drag Queens

▶April (7)

I Love Karen Carpenter (in a Non-Sexual Way)

I Hit "Reply"

Dr. JD Diagnoses Things

I Might Be a Secret Agent

I Compare Hoboes and Gypsies

I Go Braless

I Win Stuff

▶March (6)

80s Music Videos Saved My Life

I Ate Spaghetti Squash

I Am a Woman of Color

I Spent 5 Days and 4 Nights at a Luxury . . . Hospital

I Eat Alone

I Will Stick to My Day Job

▶February (6)

I Ate a Chicken Foot

I Announce the WINNERS of the Simply Caramel Milky Way Contest

I Am HOME from the Hospital

I Am in the Hospital

I Give Away THREE Simply Caramel Milky Ways

I Dream of the Milky Way

▶January (5)

I Blew the Nostril in Jamaica

I Went to Jamaica and All You Get Are These Lousy Photos

I Am a Dork

I Hit the Panic Button

I Throw Kisses

▶2009 (96)

▶December (9)

I Hate That Lady

I Wish You a JD Christmas

I'm Getting Death Threats

I Announce the Winners of My Contest

I'm Throwing a Contest

I Got My MRI Results -- and Possibly a Lawsuit

I Had an MRI

I Make Announcements -- About CATS

I'm Pretty Busy

▶November (8)

I Go Moji so you don't have to

I Am Thankful

I Am Suing

I Was Interviewed

I Have Great Ideas (Redux)

I Watched "Stud Hunters"

I Ate Cat Puke

Ay, Loca! I Do Cosas

▶October (8)

I Got a Shot

My Mom Shakes It so you don't have to

I Bought a Bumpits

I Judge Things

I Eat Sardines

I Reveal the Results of the Top-Secret Rock Star Bulge Contest

I Lose Things

I Pay Tribute to Rock Star Bulges

▶September (7)

I May Have Mad Cow Disease

I Do Nude

I Cut Hair

I Played Sex Casino

I Kept a Diary

I Have Four . . . er, Three Phones

I Get Zapped

▶August (7)

I Honor My Family

Old People Are Ruining My Life

I Help the Masses

I Will Be Cremated

I Can Tap That so you don't have to

I've About Had It with That One Lady in My Pole Class

I Was Attacked by Birds

▶July (8)

They Call Me Julia

I "Read" at BlogHer (Drugged)

I Am Recovering from BlogHer

I'm Wearing Clothes to BlogHer

I Met My Creepy Neighbor

I Buy Quisp

I Got a New Camera

I Have Brilliant Ideas

▶June (9)

I Embarrass Dave

I Wash Myself with a Rag on a Stick

I Watched Mr. Sardonicus

I Am Speaking at BlogHer

I Ate 100 Calories

I Saw Kobe Grimley First

I Make Acute Observations

I Watched 5 Minutes of a Movie

I Vacuum My Hair

▶May (6)

I Gave Away the Ending to "Lost"

I Ride the Bike

I Am Wordless on Wednesday

I'm Aware of My Tongue

I Ate Some Pea Soup

I Forgot

▶April (9)

I Have Upper Airway Resistance Syndrome

I Was a 10-Year-Old Stylista

I Married a Robot

I Remembered Prudence's Birthday

I Find It Kinda Funny, I Find It Kinda Sad

Am I an Idiot?

I Snapped That Fetus

I Asked "Cake or Death"

I Did a Sleep Study

▶March (8)

I Got a Tube Shoved Up My Nose

I'm Watching the Chicks

I Will Make a Match

I Do Focus Groups

I Crush Children's Dreams

I Have a New Foot

I Eat Expensive Ice Cream

I'm So Vein

▶February (7)

I Had a Bunionectomy

Musing Does Things

I Am Deformed

I Was Scarred for Life

I Get Hurt

I Will Continue Dancing

I Hate Moths

▶January (10)

I Reveal Dave's Snail

I Enjoy Exotic Caribbean Cuisine

My Brother Does Things

I Am Wordless (and Topless) on Wednesday

I'm Going to Eat Some Jerk Chicken

I Watched "The Golden Globes"

I Put Bacon in It

I Got My Ears Flushed Out

I Grow Potatoes in My Ears

I Do Things in 2009---By Request!

▶2008 (111)

▶December (10)

I'll Say "No" to Drugs

I Thought I Had a Holiday Bladder Infection (but I don't)

I ATE Braunschweiger

I Eat Braunschweiger

I Faked a Concussion

I Suffer for My Hair

You Named That Toy

I Eat Cereal Marshmallows

I Steal Ideas from Other Blogs

I Am Done with the Californian

▶November (8)

I Improvise

I (Probably) Have a Worm in My Brain

I Fantasize About Tim Gunn

I Was a Dumbass Hoosier

I Am Car-Illiterate

I'm TRYING to Sleep Late

I Announce the Results of My Terrifying Contest

I Make Fun of People's Afflictions---in Song!

▶October (9)

I Do TERRIFYING Things

I Go to the Spa

Gus Does Things

I Know Fred

I Am FORTUNEate

I Done Did My Jury Duty (PART II)

I Done Did My Jury Duty (PART I)

I AM SICK

I Graciously Quote Other Bloggers

▶September (8)

I'm a Carnivore

I Welcome the Living Dead

I Had a Perm

I Get Free Stuff

I Make a Good Thing Better

I'm Moving

I Research Kittens

I Invented a Disease

▶August (12)

I Wrote an Entrecard Song

I Cut My Hair

I Did Things in Canada

I Buy Stuff Online

I TALK

I'm Going on Vacation

I Am Wordless (on Wednesday)

I Had a Colonoscopy

I Am . . . ALIVE (and hungry)

I Am Being Poisoned

I Like the Previews

I Take Requests

▶July (14)

I Am LATE

I Dare You

I Bought Some Cherries

I Am Fat (and Disgusted)

I Announce Gus's Results

I Wordle

I Am Old and Wise

I Sneeze

I Made a lolcat

I Am Quotable

I Went BACK to the Ponderosa Sun Club

I Got Drunk

I Have a Square Head

I Ate an Expensive Candy Bar

▶June (7)

I Have a Shiny New Header

I Lived with a Rat

I Got a Shiny Award

I Am Quirky

I Eat (some of the) Lucky Charms

I'm Seeing a Therapist

I Got a Kitten

▶May (10)

I Have Insomnia

I Am a Good Samaritan

I Cried When David Cook Won American Idol

I Am a Redhead

I Listen to Commercials

I Got Torn Apart

I Threw Out My Wedding Dress

I Flush

I Will Pimp My Snack

I Queue It

▶April (7)

I Bought a Door

I Am Famous (and More!)

I Hulu

I Delete Spam

I Eat the Whole Donut

I'm Going Back to the Ponderosa Sun Club

I Am a WINNER

▶March (11)

I Have Scoliosis

I Have a Crush on a Cartoon

I Take Pix

I Announce the Winners of the Vocabulary Skillzzz Contest!

I'm Finally Wrapping Up this Vocab Contest

I Get to the Bottom of This Green Potato Business

I Give Out FABulous Prizes

I Cook Things

I Put My Clothes Back on

I'm Still Rewarding Vocab Skillzzzz

I Have a Suntanned Butt

▶February (8)

I Reward Good Vocabulary

I Am At This Moment Lying on a Nude Beach

I Make Your Day

I Won't Do These Things

I Am Honored

I Got The Look

I Am Easily Annoyed

I Am Kind of a Big Deal (Confirmed!)

▶January (7)

I Love the 80s

I Sat Through Cloverfield Without Puking

I've Seen David Strathairn in His Underwear

I Take Drugs

I Am Distracted

I Have Google-Induced Brain Damage

I Play the Telephone Game

▶2007 (62)

▶December (6)

I Like Porn

I Love Christmas

I Had Surger . . . a Procedure

I Enjoy Holiday Music

I Experienced a Christmas Miracle

I Saw U2. IN IRELAND!

▶November (11)

I Do (Picture of Scary Rabbit)

I Clean My House

I Am My Blog

I'm Fat and Weak

I Embrace My Randomness

I Mishear Lyrics

I Have Great Ideas

I Drink Bugs

I See Things

I Play in an Imaginary Band

I'll Stumble 4 Ya

▶October (14)

I'll Eat All Your Halloween Candy

I Watched Alligator

I Am Kind of a Big Deal

I Had a Needle Stuck in My Throat

I Read Books

I Grow My Own Hair

I'm Going Back on Weight Watchers

I'm Having a Super Seven Saturday

I Skipped the Chicago Marathon

I Went to Vegas (part 2)

I Got Tagged with the "7 P Antonym" Meme

Hold On! I Announce the THIRD Winner of the Haiku Contest

I Announce the WINNERS of the Haiku Contest

I Saw Viggo Mortensen Naked

▶September (11)

I Make Announcements

I Had an Allergic Reaction

I Went to Vegas (part 1)

I Got Tagged

I'm Goin' to Vegas

I Won an Award

I Saw Led Zeppelin

I Went to the Ponderosa Sun Club

I Have a Goiter

I Am a Half-Breed

I Made a Video of My Cats so you don't have to

▶August (13)

I Like Lyrics

I Make Announcements

I Am Working My Way through 31 Days of Blogging Tips

I'm Going on a Crazy Diet

I Watched "Shark Week"

I Go Viral

I Scattered My Dad's Ashes

I Love E-mail

I Have a Big Butt

I Make Announcements

I Got Some Teeth Yanked Out (part 2)

I Got Some Teeth Yanked Out (part 1)

I Hate Fruit

▶July (7)

I Punctuate Things

I Wasted My Weekend on Cloverfield

I Zumba

I Walked 60 Miles for Breast Cancer Awareness

I Watched Last House on the Left

I Went to a Nude Beach

I'm Writing a Blog

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